#Cadburys
cadbury eggs are so expensive i started raising cadburys in my backyard
April 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Cadburys Mini Eggs is short for Cadburys Minimum Eggbites.
June 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Help yourselves everyone.

Merry Christmas from me. 👍🌲
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
420 blaze it and also eat copious amounts of cadburys creme eggs

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April 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
USA so desperate for eggs the chocolate companies have had to step in
March 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's effectively impossible to boycott US companies because they own so many British brands. You'd have to stop buying Cadburys, Walkers Crisps, HP sauce.... or shopping at Gails or Waterstones etc etc...
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Cadburys is a woman
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I find Cadburys using dementia to sell chocolate bars distasteful.
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Cadburys has stopped being actual chocolate and become some palm oil filled shit that murders Orangutans for market share, and you're all cool with that?
July 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before…” Who else remembers this ad? #cadburys #70srule
September 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Doing an office tidy and
June 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
October 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The Cadburys Yowies prehistoric mammals are really something. Look for your favourite taxon. This isn't all of them.
January 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think inventing creme eggs might have been Jesus' greatest achievement
April 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I miss Cadburys before Americans took over and made it shit 😭
July 15, 2026 at 12:38 PM
My first visits to the UK in the late 1970s, the Cadbury's vending machines on London Underground platforms blew my mind. As an American accustomed to Hershey's, I could not believe how friggin good that chocolate was.
January 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Cadburys mini eggs are just 1000mg antidepressants in this essay i will
May 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before…” #cadburys
April 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Cadburys and M and S even banning Easter from their websites! /s
March 22, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Nationalise Cadburys.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Nothing but filth from Cadburys
April 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
But I didn’t want Cadburys to taste like shite, that’s been imposed on me. Mondolez made $2.4 billion last year they could have swallowed some of the higher cocoa costs, but didn’t, and more importantly, now costs are lower, they won’t reinstate the quality will they?
I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.
August 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
March 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
is anyone doing a long read on the Cadburys fall off situation, I know it’s about the sale to the US and the palm oil stuff but I wanna read more, are the Cadburys workers sad about it, is it actually affecting profits, it feels like a true symbol of the enshittification era
March 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM