#Calvinball
Constitutional calvinball.
April 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Just legal Calvinball. Obviously lawless.
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Constitutional calvinball
According to this Supreme Court, President Biden's Department of Education was exceeding its power by trying to forgive peoples' student loans.

President Trump, on the other hand, has the power to just completely dismantle the entire Education Department.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to move forward with the abolition of the Department of Education. It gives no explanation for its order. All three liberals dissent. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

From Sotomayor's dissent:
July 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the whole thing is calvinball now, calvinball tomorrow, calvinball forever
July 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Constitutional calvinball
The Supreme Court's Republicans let Alabama's GOP cancel an imminent primary to implement a House gerrymander that a lower court had blocked in 2023 over intentional racism.

But now SCOTUS rules it's too close to the next elections for a lower court to again block the map for harming Black voters
June 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
all this sweaty calvinball horseshit feels like hysterical panic from the court
May 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Constitutional Calvinball
if the Constitution needs to say that state sovereignty is too important to allow Congress the feds to regulate elections, then that's what it says. if the Constitution also needs to say that national elections are too important to let states determine ballot qualifications, then it says that too.
March 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Calvinball
February 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Henceforth known as John "Calvinball" Roberts.
August 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Imagine explaining to Bill Watterson while he was drawing this that "Calvinball" would one day appear in a United States Supreme Court dissent
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
they’re playing calvinball, always have been.
"Elon Musk is not the leader of DOGE — the mysterious Trump administration operation overseeing an effort to break and remake the federal bureaucracy. In fact, he’s not even technically part of it at all, the White House said in court papers Monday night."
www.politico.com/news/2025/02...
Who’s in charge of DOGE? Not Elon Musk, White House says
A Trump administration personnel official says Musk has "no actual or formal authority to make government decisions."
www.politico.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Kagan with more dispositive proof of Roberts Court Calvinball
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
His great contribution to law: Calvinball
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
July 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
As Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson said in an earlier dissent, it's Calvinball
July 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Calvinball Coup
These same Justices held Biden could not use a statute passed by Congress for student debt relief because the statute authorized it but needed to extra double authorize it.

But for Trump, he can simply ignore statutes and appropriations entirely, Congress is irrelevant.
Justice Alito dissents, along with Thomas, Gorsuch and Kavanaugh. Here is the final paragraph from the dissent.
March 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"major questions" doctrine was the most calvinball of calvinball plays in the entire goddamn book.
July 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Siri, what’s Calvinball?
October 24, 2023 at 4:41 AM
yes. you cannot win calvinball by taking advantage of the new rules. you have to fire the refs
As with some other things, i suspect if we have another dem president we will discover that the court did not so much transfer power to the executive as to themselves, ie they will find novel bullshit reasons to block a dem president the same way the find novel bullshit reasons to enable trump
June 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Constitutional calvinball
Sotomayor comes very close to calling the supermajority a pack of liars for claiming in Callais that they weren’t requiring proof of discriminatory intent then turning around and doing exactly that here. This is a remarkably blunt and caustic accusation. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
June 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Everyone needs to internalize that the law is Calvinball right now, and if you do not Calvinball you are going to lose
I'm just spitballing, but as someone else suggested you make it illegal to process the withholdings, and you do some major posturing about how the state will deal with federal agents who come in trying to enforce federal requirements.

Messy? Yes.

Things are going to have to get messy, though.
would also need to somehow convince every employer that they can just stop processing federal withholdings. tough sell to say the absolute least
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Constitutional calvinball
This is absolutely outrageous. SCOTUS reinstated Texas gerrymander 15 weeks before primary because they claimed it was too close to election to block it but now allowing Alabama to gerrymander one week before primary after trial court found map was intentionally discriminatory against Black voters
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three Democratic appointees, #SCOTUS issues “GVRs” in the Alabama cases—vacating district court injunctions & remanding for further proceedings in light of Callais.

In practice, this means Alabama can now redraw its congressional districts in time for the midterms:
May 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
June 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Calvinball ass system
May 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM