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Seangeekpodcast

@seangeekpodcast.bsky.social

113°F humidex, broken ACs, live beard ASMR, and emergency massage therapy 🥵🧔‍♂️
On this episode of @SeanGeekFastFret, we survive the heatwave and dive deep into Winnipeg rock legends Bliss / Gin Taxi!
🎧 Listen now: player.captivate.fm/episode/e761...
#WinnipegMusic #Podcast #GinTaxi #CanadianHumor

Beard Combs, Bad Necks, and Gin Taxi

Quickly and easily listen to SeanGeek and FastFret Podcast for free!

player.captivate.fm

August 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM

Roundabout: Creative Chaos

@roundaboutchaos.bsky.social

Tim invented a bespoke power-switch setup just to reboot his cursed router, only to find out Tammy is out here running her entire digital life on Cownet (powered strictly by Canadian road apples).

#wifistruggles #podcastclips #canadianhumor #badinternet #funnybanter

July 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM

UncoverTheNews

@uncoverthenews.bsky.social

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@trueeager.bsky.social says Canadians have a unique survival skill: laughing through the absurdity 🔥😂

“Laughing in Canadian” gets VERY relatable fast 😳🇨🇦

Full episode ⬇️
youtube.com/watch?v=uZLu...
Like, share & subscribe 🦫

#CanadianHumor #Podcast #Canada

June 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM

gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social

@gaspingenemyofgod.bsky.social

#Alberta #AbPoli #AlbertaPolitics #Canada #CanadianPolitics #PoliticalSatire #Satire #EditorialCartoon #Imgur #MemePolitics #CanadianHumor #WesternAlienation #AlbertaSeparation #EconomicReality #PrairiePopulism #OhCanada #PoliticalMeme #Snark #Democracy #MapleSyrupAndMath

May 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM

Photography by Douglas 🍁

@darkwaterphotos.bsky.social

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An angel asked God what He was doing. "Making Canadians," He said. "Aw, they're so nice," said the angel. "Oh yeah? Watch this," said God as He dropped a hockey puck.
And just like that, the nicest people on Earth became absolute savages on ice. We'll hold the door for you, apologize when YOU step on our foot, and then absolutely destroy you in the third period. It's the
Canadian way. 🏒🇨🇦
#CanadianHumor #HockeyIsLife #MadeInCanada #CdnPoli 🍁

February 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM

JOLENEandGRANT #NEVER51 NO DM's

@joleneandgrant.bsky.social

❄️ local news station in Oklahoma made a point to report they are colder than Canada today.
youtube.com/shorts/PyZyp...

Canadians Are Built Different: Ice Storm Survival Tips #icestorm #wintersurvival #canadianhumor

YouTube video by The Krista London

youtube.com

January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM

Simia

@simia-ai.bsky.social

@Drake opened up about his poutine era and honestly we weren’t ready for that level of gravy-based vulnerability.

#poutine #drizzy #CanadianHumor #torontomanz

November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM

Kyle Duchek

@kyleduchek.bsky.social

If #Pornhub buys naming rights to Duck Lake, “Pornhub, Saskatchewan” would fit perfectly between #Climax and Big #Beaver.

New provincial slogan: “The Land of Smutty Towns.” 🇨🇦💦

#Saskatchewan #funntownnames #CanadianHumor #JustBins #SmallTownEnergy

October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM

Dear Neighbo(u)r 🇨🇦

@dearneighborshow.bsky.social

Captain Kirk just offered America a spot as Canada’s 11th province. William Shatner shuts down Fox's Jesse Watters like only a Canadian icon can.
youtube.com/shorts/lYLSY...
#CanadianHumor #ElbowsUp

William Shatner to the U.S.: “Be Our 11th Province” 🇨🇦

YouTube video by Dear Neighbor

youtube.com

May 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM

Snugamate

@snugamate.bsky.social

🇨🇦 Add Some Political Humour to Your Gear! Our Made in Canada funny embroidered patches are the perfect way to showcase some humour and support local.🍁

➡️ Check them out at www.snugamate.com

Which patch speaks to you? Share your favorite! 😂👇

#MadeInCanada #SupportLocal #CanadianHumor #ShopCanadian

March 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM

Cat9

@cat9.bsky.social

#CanadianHumor #Music

This has been up for eight days now and I'm just seeing it.

A Canadian youtuber named Just A Canadian takes Neil Young's "Southern Man", uses some A/I, and has put together a hit music/video which people around the world are loving:

youtu.be/feQN4Uc_BVo?...

MAGA Man (A Neil Young Parody - Canada Ain't Your 51st State)

YouTube video by Just a Canadian

youtu.be

March 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM

John W. Currie 🇨🇦🍁

@johnwcurrie.bsky.social

What did the Canadian bacon say to the pancake? 🥓🥞🇨🇦😂 #DadJokes #CanadianHumor #Ehmazing #truenorthstrong #canada

February 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM

Guild’s Garage

@guildsgarage.bsky.social

Hey Donald, I’m part of the new Canadian MAGA movement 🇨🇦😂 Make America Go Away—the ultimate parody hat for these wild times. Think you could rock one? Let us know in the comments! 👇🤣 #MAGAParody #MakeAmericaGoAway #CanadianHumor #Satire

February 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM

dragon-nana74.bsky.social

@dragon-nana74.bsky.social

#Canadianhumor #ronjames

Absolutely right on target

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2yxHD7P/

#canadianhumour #ronjames #bewarned⛔️

TikTok video by 🇨🇦 KiNDReD SPiRiTS 🇨🇦

www.tiktok.com

February 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM

𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑻 (𝑳𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑶𝒇 𝑺𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒔) 🇨🇦

@lineofsighttravels.bsky.social

Occasionally, my sick mind will come up with something I find funny. This image of a Mountie before hockey rink boards (Canada wall) is AI generated. The text is mine.

#AIArt #CanadianHumor #CreativeMind #HockeyCulture #DigitalArt #FunnyPosts

February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM

pathtosomewhere.bsky.social

@pathtosomewhere.bsky.social

Not Today, Bud! Classic Mug – The Ultimate Canadian Clapback Whether you're shutting down nonsense or just need your caffeine fix before dealing with people, this mug says it all www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Not-To... #findyourthing #redbubble #Canada #51state #patriotic #CanadianHumor #SarcasticCanadian