canonical
November 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
canonical
When does Canonical plan to fix these?
People who haven't updated their kernel since 2014 must be feeling pretty smug right now
November 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
When does Canonical plan to fix these?
kira limbus company and her canonical fat as fuck extremely biteable shark tail
November 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
kira limbus company and her canonical fat as fuck extremely biteable shark tail
Canonical homegrown simpsons stuff
October 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Canonical homegrown simpsons stuff
It is extremely funny to me that in The Mandalorian of all shows the canonical in-universe response to someone saying this shit is to take out a gun and shoot them
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
This one had me in tears. The right has become a sentient racist fedora.
November 2, 2026 at 6:59 AM
It is extremely funny to me that in The Mandalorian of all shows the canonical in-universe response to someone saying this shit is to take out a gun and shoot them
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
yelling about the canonical fuckability of james bond in this restaurant rn
October 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
yelling about the canonical fuckability of james bond in this restaurant rn
Gloophappy is canonical now.
@Kougo@meow.social made this for me last night and i was so mesmerized i'm going to add it to everywhere
October 29, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Gloophappy is canonical now.
yeah this is canonical in the novelization of revenge of the sith
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
yeah this is canonical in the novelization of revenge of the sith
Finally a canonical answer to this meme
October 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Finally a canonical answer to this meme
The thesis of season 3 is “All Good Things is the canonical ending of TNG” and honestly, fine
November 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The thesis of season 3 is “All Good Things is the canonical ending of TNG” and honestly, fine
This implies the dinosaurs recognised Christ as their lord and saviour, which – leaving aside the fascinating theological implications – raises serious questions as to the supposedly canonical historical time line of our world. In this essay, I will…
the Natural History Museum have put a T-Rex in a Christmas jumper
thought you should know
thought you should know
November 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
This implies the dinosaurs recognised Christ as their lord and saviour, which – leaving aside the fascinating theological implications – raises serious questions as to the supposedly canonical historical time line of our world. In this essay, I will…
lmao^2
Ubuntu: Canonical Extends Long-Term Support For CVE-2026-98432 Through 2036
Reaffirming its commitment to enterprise-grade stability, Canonical announced Monday that CVE-2026-98432, the critical use-after-free in the Linux kernel's IPv4 TCP code, will receive a full 10 years…
bloatberg.com
November 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
lmao^2
here’s the canonical list but it’s not exhaustive
![Some Zitron predictions
Feb 2024: "I believe we're reaching the upper limits about what generative AI can do and how accurate its outputs can be."
Wrong4
March 2024: "Have We Reached Peak AI?"; another prediction that hallucinations mean that AI progress is limited to then-current levels
Wrong
April 2024: "As I previously warned, artificial intelligence companies are running out of data ..."; another prediction that models can't improve because there's no more data
Wrong5
June 2024: OpenAI growth is stalling (with the implication it will continue to stall), which will lead to some kind of collapse of OpenAI
Wrong (it could be the case that OpenAI will collapse but, if so, it won't be due to any kind of growth stall from 2024)
July 2024: "Generative AI, as I said back in March, is peaking, if it hasn't already peaked. It cannot do much more than it is currently doing, other than doing more of it faster with some new inputs"
Wrong
July 2024: "Generative AI models aren’t getting more energy-efficient, nor are they getting more “powerful” in a way that would increase their functionality"
Wrong6
August 2024: "generative AI is a dead-end technology that has peaked”
Wrong
August 2024: re-iteration that the AI bubble has 3 quarters to prove itself (from March 2024) or there will be a collapse
Wrong7
September 2024: "o1 shows that OpenAI is both desperate and out of ideas", with a re-iteration of the idea that models can't improve due to lack of data
Wrong
Oct 2024: OpenAI's forecast of $3.7B revenue in 2024 and $11.6B in 2025 and $100B in 2029 are absurd, "a statement so egregious that I am surprised it's not some kind of financial crime to say it out loud"
Wrong (2025 goal exceeded, 2029 TBD but not an egregious financial crime level of implausible)
Oct 2024: "[OpenAI revenue] growth is already slowing, and will slow dramatically as we enter the new year"
Wrong
Dec 2024: "I also warned you in March that generative AI had already peaked.”
Wrong (also, bizarrely, implying no…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ctphcgyhnllfluywokibtrgb/bafkreihdz72xpn5wevyfd74amtw7jmtjgu4cwessdq4o4ep4cpv7qpqxby)
October 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
here’s the canonical list but it’s not exhaustive
Tenacious T-Rex: Canonical startet Entwicklung von Ubuntu 27.04
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Tenacious T-Rex: Canonical startet Entwicklung von Ubuntu 27.04
Canonical lässt den Dino los und beginnt mit der Entwicklung von Ubuntu 27.04 „Tenacious T-Rex“. Der finale Release folgt im April 2027.
www.computerbase.de
October 31, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Tenacious T-Rex: Canonical startet Entwicklung von Ubuntu 27.04
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#Linux #LinuxNews #LinuxDE #LinuxNewsDE #EULE #EULEde #OpenSource #Canonical #Ubuntu
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New canonical garden path sentence just dropped
November 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
New canonical garden path sentence just dropped
if y'all are wondering how the new halo novel is going, there's canonical in-universe gay rpf of the inventors of the FTL drive
November 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
if y'all are wondering how the new halo novel is going, there's canonical in-universe gay rpf of the inventors of the FTL drive
The canonical answer to this is Farscape, I believe
November 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The canonical answer to this is Farscape, I believe
Kira and her canonical fat as fuck ass
November 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kira and her canonical fat as fuck ass
canonical origin story of Standard & Poor's
November 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
canonical origin story of Standard & Poor's
i do not want to know the canonical ages of nino and jaffar fire emblem. do not ever tell me.
November 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i do not want to know the canonical ages of nino and jaffar fire emblem. do not ever tell me.
Pluf strolls through town.
Pluf's canonical height is now 20 feet or however tall a 2 story building is :3
Caged beast of Felkin kind... whore......
Pluf's canonical height is now 20 feet or however tall a 2 story building is :3
Caged beast of Felkin kind... whore......
October 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Pluf strolls through town.
Pluf's canonical height is now 20 feet or however tall a 2 story building is :3
Caged beast of Felkin kind... whore......
Pluf's canonical height is now 20 feet or however tall a 2 story building is :3
Caged beast of Felkin kind... whore......
in 2026 The Simpsons is the age of the canonical Bsky user
From my 2025 opening segment for The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” episode:
November 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
in 2026 The Simpsons is the age of the canonical Bsky user