CapitalOne lore too sprawling/complex
April 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
CapitalOne lore too sprawling/complex
Letter here:
CapitalOne Associates Against Genocide
www.capitaloneassociatesagainstgenocide.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Letter here:
CapitalOne closed 300 of Trump’s accounts on suspicions of money laundering, so the Trump family just decided to start their own bank.
Problem solved!
Problem solved!
Exclusive: World Liberty Financial, the Trump family’s flagship crypto venture, says its trust company has received preliminary approval from the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency to become a bank. on.wsj.com/4wyvwat
Exclusive | Trump Family’s World Liberty Financial Gets Preliminary Approval to Launch a Bank
The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency gives the flagship crypto venture a conditional approval to be a trust bank.
on.wsj.com
August 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
CapitalOne closed 300 of Trump’s accounts on suspicions of money laundering, so the Trump family just decided to start their own bank.
Problem solved!
Problem solved!
I saw a CapitalOne credit card commercial and looked at the details on their website.
I don't know anybody who has $395 per year lying around for the annual fee. Fuck that noise.
I don't know anybody who has $395 per year lying around for the annual fee. Fuck that noise.
September 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I saw a CapitalOne credit card commercial and looked at the details on their website.
I don't know anybody who has $395 per year lying around for the annual fee. Fuck that noise.
I don't know anybody who has $395 per year lying around for the annual fee. Fuck that noise.
Too many people in CapitalOne ads. It has to stop
March 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Too many people in CapitalOne ads. It has to stop
YASSSS QUEEN Brought to You By CapitalOne was way better than this shit though
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
YASSSS QUEEN Brought to You By CapitalOne was way better than this shit though
September 26, 2026 at 11:26 AM
#CrapitalOne refuses to allow my #balance to go under $4,000 even though I #constantly pay more than the #MinimumPayment! Crapital One is EVIL!!
#capitalone #creditcards #creditcarddebt#loanshark #loansharks #corporategreed #greed #greedflation #endlessdebt #debtslave #debtslavery #capitalismkills
#capitalone #creditcards #creditcarddebt#loanshark #loansharks #corporategreed #greed #greedflation #endlessdebt #debtslave #debtslavery #capitalismkills
June 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#CrapitalOne refuses to allow my #balance to go under $4,000 even though I #constantly pay more than the #MinimumPayment! Crapital One is EVIL!!
#capitalone #creditcards #creditcarddebt#loanshark #loansharks #corporategreed #greed #greedflation #endlessdebt #debtslave #debtslavery #capitalismkills
#capitalone #creditcards #creditcarddebt#loanshark #loansharks #corporategreed #greed #greedflation #endlessdebt #debtslave #debtslavery #capitalismkills
Excellent. Now do CapitalOne.
BREAKING: Trump's consumer watchdog let a subprime auto lender off the hook for trapping customers with built-to-fail loans.
But a coalition of bipartisan state AGs took up the case — and they just WON $700 million in relief for Americans.
But a coalition of bipartisan state AGs took up the case — and they just WON $700 million in relief for Americans.
September 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Excellent. Now do CapitalOne.
CapitalOne Venture would be a beautiful baby name
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
CapitalOne Venture would be a beautiful baby name
Yes. Thank you, CapitalOne 😓
September 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Yes. Thank you, CapitalOne 😓
Hmmm. You have a problem if #CapitalOne doesn’t want you as a customer…and MAJOR problems if they closed ALL accounts affiliated with you.
The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to Trump's family business.
Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe
The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to Trump's family business.
reut.rs
August 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Hmmm. You have a problem if #CapitalOne doesn’t want you as a customer…and MAJOR problems if they closed ALL accounts affiliated with you.
August 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I hate how my credit card texts me like “hi Sean! it’s CapitalOne!”
girl, you do not know me like that
girl, you do not know me like that
January 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I hate how my credit card texts me like “hi Sean! it’s CapitalOne!”
girl, you do not know me like that
girl, you do not know me like that
Today’s chalking. Thank you, CapitalOne, for closing 300+ Trump bank accounts for MONEY-LAUNDERING. This should be a bigger story.
August 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Today’s chalking. Thank you, CapitalOne, for closing 300+ Trump bank accounts for MONEY-LAUNDERING. This should be a bigger story.
Some of the most extraordinary sexual encounters of our time have occurred in CapitalOne Cafes
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Some of the most extraordinary sexual encounters of our time have occurred in CapitalOne Cafes
After Capital One shut down hundred's of Trump Org accounts, Trump sued, alleging the decision was politically motivated. But Capital One says the accounts were actually closed following a money laundering investigation.
#CapitalOne #Trump #money #lawsuit #moneylaundering
#CapitalOne #Trump #money #lawsuit #moneylaundering
August 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
After Capital One shut down hundred's of Trump Org accounts, Trump sued, alleging the decision was politically motivated. But Capital One says the accounts were actually closed following a money laundering investigation.
#CapitalOne #Trump #money #lawsuit #moneylaundering
#CapitalOne #Trump #money #lawsuit #moneylaundering
it's honestly fucking insane how big capitalone is
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
it's honestly fucking insane how big capitalone is
Dear CapitalOne Bank,
I swear the petsuit manufacturer in Bangkok is not a fraud charge
- One gay dog
I swear the petsuit manufacturer in Bangkok is not a fraud charge
- One gay dog
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Dear CapitalOne Bank,
I swear the petsuit manufacturer in Bangkok is not a fraud charge
- One gay dog
I swear the petsuit manufacturer in Bangkok is not a fraud charge
- One gay dog
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Want to fix corporate greed?
Start by making lobbying transparent
limit campaign donations
and actually enforce anti-trust. 📜💪
#CorpGreed #Amazon #Meta #Verizon #CapitalOne
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Want to fix corporate greed?
Start by making lobbying transparent
limit campaign donations
and actually enforce anti-trust. 📜💪
#CorpGreed #Amazon #Meta #Verizon #CapitalOne
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June 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Want to fix corporate greed?
Start by making lobbying transparent
limit campaign donations
and actually enforce anti-trust. 📜💪
#CorpGreed #Amazon #Meta #Verizon #CapitalOne
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Want to fix corporate greed?
Start by making lobbying transparent
limit campaign donations
and actually enforce anti-trust. 📜💪
#CorpGreed #Amazon #Meta #Verizon #CapitalOne
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He made a CapitalOne Cafe at the White House
More chairs and tables added to Trump’s White House patio. Do donors pay $1M to meet with him here?
August 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
He made a CapitalOne Cafe at the White House