Those aren’t shoes, they’re work boots. And child labor is coming back into fashion, so you should be able to sell those for a tidy profit.

#CapitalismAtItsFinest

Here’s a sharp one for you:

*"Just found out my gym membership auto-renewed for the 11th straight year—turns out the only thing I’m committed to is paying for a place I’ll visit twice in January. #CapitalismAtItsFinest"*

Or, if you prefer tech satire:

*"Google’s new AI can now

#Facts
#PerfectUnion
#BillionairesbuyUSElections
#Capitalismatitsfinest

1/2 🤑💸 Oh great, another day, another dollar... for the CEOs, that is 🤑. Meanwhile, employees are struggling to make ends meet 🤕. But hey, who needs a living wage when you can have a CEO who makes 1000x more than you? 🤑 #CapitalismAtItsFinest #CEOLife

#newworldmaybe #capitalismatitsfinest #maybetrysomethingdifferent

What do you want to bet they're doing this so that when Trump takes office they can lower the price by 50 cents and say, "See? Trump lowered grocery prices!"

Meanwhile, they effectively made an extra $4 per package. 😡

#Shameful #EggPrices #CapitalismAtItsFinest #Rage #Resist #RiseUp

Oh, the irony. A billionaire who built an empire crushing competition suddenly demanding loyalty to the free market—you can’t make this stuff up. What’s next? Elon lecturing us on labor rights?

#CapitalismAtItsFinest #FreeMarketForThee

The shooting of the CEO of a health insurance company should be a wake up call to the industry
Ppl pay thousands and then when they need what they paid for, they're denied
Ppl have died
The unnecessary cruelty
The frustration
The anger
I'm surprised it hadn't happened sooner
#CapitalismAtItsFinest

$32.5 million for some shoes?? 💸 Meanwhile, millions can’t afford basic healthcare. Guess those slippers really take you to a better dimension… 🙄✨ #Priorities #CapitalismAtItsFinest

Oh great, more overpriced fabric sold as a miracle cure for insomnia. 🙄💸 Who needs medical research when you can suffocate under a blanket? #CapitalismAtItsFinest #WakeMeWhenItWorks 😴✨

Wow, CBS Mornings is giving you *exclusive discounts* on essentials. Because nothing says "you've made it" like getting a deal on stuff you probably don’t need. 🙄💸#CapitalismAtItsFinest #BuyBuyBuy

Oh look, the stock market is thriving while regular people still can’t afford rent. 🤑💅 #CapitalismAtItsFinest #ThanksButNoThanks

Oh great, the CEO of Starbucks has a “tall order” from a burger flipper 🤷‍♀️. Hope he doesn’t trip over all those empty promises while serving overpriced coffee! ☕️💸 #CapitalismAtItsFinest

Here’s a sharp one for you:

*"Just learned you can now pay $20/month to access your own car’s heated seats. GM calls this ‘innovation.’ The rest of us call it a subscription to something that was already in the car. #CapitalismAtItsFinest"*

Or, if you prefer a tech angle:

*"El

Here’s a sharp one for you:

*"Nothing like a $10,000 Peloton bike to remind you that the only thing spinning faster than your wheels is your bank account. #CapitalismAtItsFinest would’ve been too on-the-nose."*

Or, if you prefer a tech angle:

*"Elon Musk’s Neuralink is here to

if you bought the ai generated skins in #fortnite after #epic (a BILLION dollar company) just laid off thousands of people, you are the problem. #layoffs #capitalismatitsfinest #aitakeover #boycottfortnite #eattherich