Carcinization is real
May 18, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Carcinization is real
You never know when carcinization is going to hit.
September 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
You never know when carcinization is going to hit.
ngl carcinization is looking pretty sweet right about now 🦀
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
ngl carcinization is looking pretty sweet right about now 🦀
Carcinization on planets of the Outer Rim
What’s your fake starwars academic paper
September 23, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Carcinization on planets of the Outer Rim
conspiracism is antisemitic carcinization send tweet
September 24, 2026 at 12:12 AM
conspiracism is antisemitic carcinization send tweet
carcinization except it’s my friends all gradually turning into coyotes
March 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
carcinization except it’s my friends all gradually turning into coyotes
carcinization
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:48 PM
carcinization
carcinization any%
May 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
carcinization any%
let's take the CAR out of CARCINIZATION
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
let's take the CAR out of CARCINIZATION
reject carcinization, embrace myrmecophagy
July 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
reject carcinization, embrace myrmecophagy
all organisms yearn for carcinization
May 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
all organisms yearn for carcinization
tired: carcinogens
wired: carcinization
wired: carcinization
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
tired: carcinogens
wired: carcinization
wired: carcinization
all government agencies eventually grow a SWAT team, it's sort of a natural function like carcinization.
Today I learned that NOAA -- yes the weather researchers! -- includes a police agency that can arrest people who harm marine mammals.
Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk, 38, from Seattle, was filmed throwing a large rock at a Hawaiian monk seal. When confronted, he said, “I’m rich. I can pay the fines.” He was arrested and faces up to two years in prison and $70K in fines.
people.com/man-charged-...
people.com/man-charged-...
May 26, 2026 at 12:47 PM
all government agencies eventually grow a SWAT team, it's sort of a natural function like carcinization.
Remember friends: mammals don’t undergo carcinization. That’s for arthropods!
Meat eating mammals undergo mustilidization! We default to bitey tube.
Meat eating mammals undergo mustilidization! We default to bitey tube.
It is wild to think that these two animals are as distant from each other in evolution as, say, Bears and Hyenas.
January 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Remember friends: mammals don’t undergo carcinization. That’s for arthropods!
Meat eating mammals undergo mustilidization! We default to bitey tube.
Meat eating mammals undergo mustilidization! We default to bitey tube.
He doesn't know about carcinization 👀
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September 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
He doesn't know about carcinization 👀
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Human beings turning everything into dumplings is the culinary version of carcinization
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Human beings turning everything into dumplings is the culinary version of carcinization
anti-semitism is the carcinization of extremist political movements; the form into which they independently evolve.
August 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
anti-semitism is the carcinization of extremist political movements; the form into which they independently evolve.
carcinization...
March 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
carcinization...
carcinization is wild
my mom said someone in church said that jesus “will return through a black hole” and “might have an exoskeleton”. thinking about becoming religious again
December 25, 2023 at 1:07 AM
carcinization is wild
carcinization came for Playmobil
January 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
carcinization came for Playmobil
Carcinization continues unabated
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Carcinization continues unabated
Francis Fukuyama's thesis is actually about the carcinization of political systems where liberal democracy is the crab
Liberalism is the method and once you switch it on you literally can't turn it off, ever, in history. You got things like the USSR appealing to a constitution and human rights, or the fucking klan saying they stood for freedom
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Francis Fukuyama's thesis is actually about the carcinization of political systems where liberal democracy is the crab
carcinization is not "inevitable"
it is "aspirational"
it is "aspirational"
March 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
carcinization is not "inevitable"
it is "aspirational"
it is "aspirational"