#Cardiothoracic
Much of the lawsuit centers around the consequences of Kent hiring a chair of cardiothoracic surgery who didn’t really know how to do cardiothoracic surgery as well as a second cardiothoracic surgeon who also didn’t really know how to do cardiothoracic surgery. Problems ensued!
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
She is now a cardiothoracic surgeon.
June 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fentanyl is used EXTENSIVELY in open heart surgery. Without it, complex cardiothoracic surgery cases would be much more difficult and outcomes would suffer greatly. Source: Me, 35 years of practice in cardiothoracic surgery.
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
UPDATE. Seen Hubby after his angiogram. Doc says he was very lucky to be lying on his table. He needs a quadruple bypass. The Cardiothoracic Surgeon will see him tomorrow and schedule the surgery.
April 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Cardiothoracic surgeon in loud pub trying to explain their job
Oh fucking hell, Hearts.
January 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Meet Dr. Jennifer Ellis: One of Only 5 Board-Certified Black Female Cardiothoracic Surgeons in the U.S.

In the high-stakes world of cardiothoracic surgery, Dr. Jennifer Ellis has carved out a remarkable place in history.

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Meet Dr. Jennifer Ellis: One of Only 5 Board-Certified Black Female Cardiothoracic Surgeons in the U.S.
In the high-stakes world of cardiothoracic surgery, Dr. Jennifer Ellis has carved out a remarkable place in history.
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August 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I've practiced cardiothoracic surgery for 30 years, & I'd be the one you'd call to deal with hemothorax and/or cardiac tamponnade secondary to blunt force trauma. Everything this physician says is 100% accurate. There was nothing visible that could be considered the mechanism of injury for the above
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Becoming a heart surgeon wasn't enough. I wanted the whole thorax. That's why I became a cardiothoracic surgeon.
May 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
As someone who works in the cardiothoracic OR, this is dystopian bullshit. You cannot algorithm surgery. It’s astonishing.
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 AM
It began with the forging of the Great Rings.

Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, fairest of all beings.
November 10, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Go to med school? Instead of "learn to code" it would be "learn to cardiothoracic surgery".
I’ve been thinking about this a lot. for the first time I can remember, there’s no supposedly obvious alternative path to reliable employment that our leaders can demand we pivot to.

indeed, they’re not even bothering to try to offer an alternative - and scamming starts feeling like the only answer
Yeah, it's certainly a much bigger problem now especially because before you could tell people they should learn to code or whatever and now there's basically not even a clear alternative path.

Learn to scam or something.
April 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“I went into a room with dark suits & men with gray hair..."

“And I sat down & somebody came & told me that these were seats for the doctors & the drug reps needed to go to the back of the room.”

“Oh, I’m sorry, I’m a doctor, “I’m one of the surgeons.”

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Female Cardiothoracic Surgeons, Unlocking the Male Fortress
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December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
From Great Friend and acclaimed Cardiothoracic Surgeon
@harryspoelstra.bsky.social

Personal joke #Nerve_of_Joffe

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Frontiers | Connecting dots of long COVID-19 pathogenesis: a vagus nerve- hypothalamic-pituitary- adrenal-mitochondrial axis dysfunction
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December 16, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Based entirely on my ability to extract the spigot from a wine box in under three seconds, I feel I would make a passable large animal veterinarian, or possibly a cardiothoracic surgeon.
August 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Yes! This lovely gift from Hana now greets my patients as they arrive at the Essex Cardiothoracic Centre ❤️🫀
Happy 7th day of #ArtAdventCalendar

Since we’re on a new platform, I’m continuing with my theme of ‘Hana’s greatest hits’ for this month

Here is my heart mandala drawing, the original now hangs in @medcrisis.bsky.social’s ward 🐡
December 7, 2024 at 12:10 PM
me, covered in blood and holding a fistful of wires: yeah I dunno, cardiothoracic was full up and the patient was crashing, I hope that old iPod Nano and airbrush pump keep him alive until they find a donor

Dr. Abbot, vibrating with joy: fuckin' awesome dude
April 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Breaking News: The Senate confirmed Dr. Mehmet Oz, the celebrity TV doctor, to lead Medicare and Medicaid.
Senate Confirms Dr. Oz to Ovrsee Medicare and Medicaid
The TV celebrity doctor, a cardiothoracic surgeon, will take the reins at a time when the agency is facing cutbacks, especially for the poor, and scrutiny of its missions.
www.nytimes.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sending letters questioning whether cardiothoracic research journals are woke and biased against people who believe in the healing power of crystals or whatever is a great use of state resources
1. This is so poorly written that the sentence that is -- I think -- supposed to convey a semi-veiled legal threat is incomprehensible.

2. I'm jealous of whichever lawyer gets to write the response.
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
what do we think Elmo would do if he resigned from Sesame Street?

i think he'd become a cardiothoracic surgeon
July 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I don't think that is even true, a cardiothoracic surgeon. And a career riddled with poor research, retractions, and lack of evidence based care.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
December 1, 2024 at 7:27 PM
All of the societal effort that goes into making the wealthy happy is like if every year 50% of the money generated in Canada went towards teaching thousands of dogs to become cardiothoracic surgeons.

It's not going to happen, it hardly creates any jobs, and it's fucking up the dogs.
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
*Cardiothoracic surgeon brings a post-op patient to the PICU*

CT: EVERYBODY is screaming in this place

Me: Thanks, It's my business model
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Drinking on the job! First time trying alcohol-free Nozeco (tastes like cheap cider, 2/10 do not recommend) while celebrating 1000 transcatheter aortic valve implantations at the Essex Cardiothoracic Centre 🥳 🍾 🎉🫀
April 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM