Carefirst can eat my shorts. Just the absolute worst.
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Carefirst can eat my shorts. Just the absolute worst.
I've checked, @hassan.senate.gov, and CareFirst doesn't allow me to pay my health insurance premium with "shame"
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I've checked, @hassan.senate.gov, and CareFirst doesn't allow me to pay my health insurance premium with "shame"
They're attacking my residency.
Alright, well, this is why I went to law school. CareFirst wants to dance, let's dance motherfuckers
Alright, well, this is why I went to law school. CareFirst wants to dance, let's dance motherfuckers
June 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
They're attacking my residency.
Alright, well, this is why I went to law school. CareFirst wants to dance, let's dance motherfuckers
Alright, well, this is why I went to law school. CareFirst wants to dance, let's dance motherfuckers
I've responded substantively - under oath - to CareFirst. Now I file regulatory complaints with the state.
June 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I've responded substantively - under oath - to CareFirst. Now I file regulatory complaints with the state.
My surgeon scheduled my next surgery. A week later CareFirst demanded I prove I live in Maryland in 14 days or lose coverage — mailing the letter from TEXAS, so my 14 days was really 6. You shouldn't need to be a lawyer to get healthcare....
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Every month I pay a ridiculous amount of money to CareFirst for an on-exchange, Affordable Care Act health insurance plan. On June 5th, dur
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June 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
My surgeon scheduled my next surgery. A week later CareFirst demanded I prove I live in Maryland in 14 days or lose coverage — mailing the letter from TEXAS, so my 14 days was really 6. You shouldn't need to be a lawyer to get healthcare....
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“Carefirst” today. Win in 2027.
September 22, 2026 at 2:15 AM
“Carefirst” today. Win in 2027.
"CareFirst is making some redactions in the redacted Actuarial Memorandum."
Gee, ya think?
Gee, ya think?
August 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"CareFirst is making some redactions in the redacted Actuarial Memorandum."
Gee, ya think?
Gee, ya think?
My worst lawyering, as requested.
A bunch of you asked to see the actual letter I sent CareFirst after they "investigated" whether I live in the Maryland they bill every month. Here it is, lightly redacted. 👇
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A bunch of you asked to see the actual letter I sent CareFirst after they "investigated" whether I live in the Maryland they bill every month. Here it is, lightly redacted. 👇
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June 24, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My worst lawyering, as requested.
A bunch of you asked to see the actual letter I sent CareFirst after they "investigated" whether I live in the Maryland they bill every month. Here it is, lightly redacted. 👇
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A bunch of you asked to see the actual letter I sent CareFirst after they "investigated" whether I live in the Maryland they bill every month. Here it is, lightly redacted. 👇
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June 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
someone asks "Isnt that unfair, blocking people?"
Yes, I think it's unfair I have to take ritalin and provigil in order to function, but CareFirst will only let me get the Botox necessary to treat the resulting spasticity every 91 days when I actually need it every 60 days. Very unfair.
Yes, I think it's unfair I have to take ritalin and provigil in order to function, but CareFirst will only let me get the Botox necessary to treat the resulting spasticity every 91 days when I actually need it every 60 days. Very unfair.
I don't really have a way to quantify how much less energy I have than the population norm, but it's ... significant
That's another reason I Just Block™ on this niche social media site. I'm not going to expend 🪫 trying to figure out if what seems like trolling is actually trolling 🤷
That's another reason I Just Block™ on this niche social media site. I'm not going to expend 🪫 trying to figure out if what seems like trolling is actually trolling 🤷
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
someone asks "Isnt that unfair, blocking people?"
Yes, I think it's unfair I have to take ritalin and provigil in order to function, but CareFirst will only let me get the Botox necessary to treat the resulting spasticity every 91 days when I actually need it every 60 days. Very unfair.
Yes, I think it's unfair I have to take ritalin and provigil in order to function, but CareFirst will only let me get the Botox necessary to treat the resulting spasticity every 91 days when I actually need it every 60 days. Very unfair.
also lol speaking of doctors I got the EOB for my veinography and you just have to laugh
June 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
also lol speaking of doctors I got the EOB for my veinography and you just have to laugh
I spent two and a half hours on hold with CareFirst BCBS today chasing down a prior auth.
It was ultimately approved, but Jesus fuck.
It was ultimately approved, but Jesus fuck.
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I spent two and a half hours on hold with CareFirst BCBS today chasing down a prior auth.
It was ultimately approved, but Jesus fuck.
It was ultimately approved, but Jesus fuck.
why do insurance companies do this crap
December 16, 2024 at 6:07 PM
why do insurance companies do this crap
Do people ever show up at the wrong arena for all these teams that play home games across multiple venues? There must've been an occasional person banging on the door of CareFirst Arena wondering why they haven't opened the doors when the game's nearing tipoff at Capital One, right? #WNBA
September 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Do people ever show up at the wrong arena for all these teams that play home games across multiple venues? There must've been an occasional person banging on the door of CareFirst Arena wondering why they haven't opened the doors when the game's nearing tipoff at Capital One, right? #WNBA
got this in the mail today lmfao
April 28, 2024 at 3:37 AM
got this in the mail today lmfao
CNN: 820 First Street NE in DC.
Within 300 feet:
- Network Lobby for Catholic Social Justice
- National Disability Rights Network
- Howard U. School of Nursing
- US Dept Edu Federal Student Aid
- Carefirst BC/BS...
and the U.S. Border Patrol.
Within 300 feet:
- Network Lobby for Catholic Social Justice
- National Disability Rights Network
- Howard U. School of Nursing
- US Dept Edu Federal Student Aid
- Carefirst BC/BS...
and the U.S. Border Patrol.
August 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
CNN: 820 First Street NE in DC.
Within 300 feet:
- Network Lobby for Catholic Social Justice
- National Disability Rights Network
- Howard U. School of Nursing
- US Dept Edu Federal Student Aid
- Carefirst BC/BS...
and the U.S. Border Patrol.
Within 300 feet:
- Network Lobby for Catholic Social Justice
- National Disability Rights Network
- Howard U. School of Nursing
- US Dept Edu Federal Student Aid
- Carefirst BC/BS...
and the U.S. Border Patrol.
Still not over this ending. Amazing game for Nneka and Shakira. And that epic three from Sykes and Sutton had the entire arena erupting. Best CareFirst experience by far 🔥 🔥 🔥 #WNBA
August 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Still not over this ending. Amazing game for Nneka and Shakira. And that epic three from Sykes and Sutton had the entire arena erupting. Best CareFirst experience by far 🔥 🔥 🔥 #WNBA
Meanwhile, I’m already paying $2,250/month for a carefirst bronze plan for my family. The way this administration cavalierly spends unimaginable sums of money is going to radicalize me.
March 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Meanwhile, I’m already paying $2,250/month for a carefirst bronze plan for my family. The way this administration cavalierly spends unimaginable sums of money is going to radicalize me.
TIL: While it's against D.C. law for anyone to run onto the field at Nationals Park and Audi Field (and was at RFK), the law doesn't apply at Capital One Arena or CareFirst Arena. Tomorrow the D.C. Council will pass an emergency bill to close that loophole.
March 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
TIL: While it's against D.C. law for anyone to run onto the field at Nationals Park and Audi Field (and was at RFK), the law doesn't apply at Capital One Arena or CareFirst Arena. Tomorrow the D.C. Council will pass an emergency bill to close that loophole.
Today’s slate of games!
Mystics have a clean injury report, I’ll unfortunately be missing the last home game at carefirst; I’ll be covering the game from home.
Who do you have winning?
Mystics have a clean injury report, I’ll unfortunately be missing the last home game at carefirst; I’ll be covering the game from home.
Who do you have winning?
September 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Today’s slate of games!
Mystics have a clean injury report, I’ll unfortunately be missing the last home game at carefirst; I’ll be covering the game from home.
Who do you have winning?
Mystics have a clean injury report, I’ll unfortunately be missing the last home game at carefirst; I’ll be covering the game from home.
Who do you have winning?
@jennhatfield.bsky.social is LIVE from CareFirst Arena, where the Washington Mystics overcame 28 turnovers to beat Atlanta, 81-76
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Washington Mystics beat Atlanta, 81-76 | LIVE from CareFirst Arena
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July 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
@jennhatfield.bsky.social is LIVE from CareFirst Arena, where the Washington Mystics overcame 28 turnovers to beat Atlanta, 81-76
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these little shits are the reason the Mystics are playing their first home playoff game since the 2019 championship season at rinky dink Carefirst Arena FOH
September 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
these little shits are the reason the Mystics are playing their first home playoff game since the 2019 championship season at rinky dink Carefirst Arena FOH
2/3 I only got the bill for the O&D a couple of weeks ago because the hospital was fighting with CareFirst for months about how much to charge for what, and every single time the numbers changed I got a notice from Carefirst. Not a bill, just an EOB, involving astronomical numbers.
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
2/3 I only got the bill for the O&D a couple of weeks ago because the hospital was fighting with CareFirst for months about how much to charge for what, and every single time the numbers changed I got a notice from Carefirst. Not a bill, just an EOB, involving astronomical numbers.
@jennhatfield.bsky.social is LIVE from CareFirst Arena, where the Washington Mystics made a well-rounded effort to defeat the Sparks, 80-70
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Washington Mystics defeat Sparks, 80-70 | LIVE from CareFirst Arena
YouTube video by The IX Sports
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August 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
@jennhatfield.bsky.social is LIVE from CareFirst Arena, where the Washington Mystics made a well-rounded effort to defeat the Sparks, 80-70
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cal ripken doing carefirst commercials sucksssssssss
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
cal ripken doing carefirst commercials sucksssssssss