#CatTurd
Vance is basically Catturd with a government title, except Catturd doesn’t spend as much time on X.
April 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Music legend Catturd is putting the band back together.
May 31, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Good riddance, basically. Take Jr and Catturd with you.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
[Sources: Grandpa RICO & Catturd™️ & Kid Rock]
April 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
catturd is a miracle of science
January 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s gonna get weird when she interviews Catturd.
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit.

And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
September 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Tough one for Catturd
May 22, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"The Catturd army"
June 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Catturd is big sad.
January 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Catturd™️ Update:
He’s still full of shit.
January 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
“I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
June 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
They killed catturd
BREAKING: Small plane crashes into mobile home park in Clearwater, Florida
February 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Catturd slapped with Community Note
May 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
BREAKING: Elon has blocked Catturd
August 20, 2023 at 3:52 PM
No Catturd no cry
May 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
get it, catturd
August 19, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Thoughts & Bowel Movements for Catturd™️
Amen 🙏
January 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
catturd ran over his dog
March 20, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Fuck catturd!
June 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Does Catturd get paid to constantly attack Thomas Massie?
February 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Wait.

Catturd got fired from Walmart?

🤣
May 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
right about now
the catturd army
check it out now
the catturd army
right about now
the catturd army
check it out now
the catturd army
"The Catturd army"
June 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“come hang out with libs of tiktok and catturd”

no I don’t think I will
June 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
“Sir, Catturd had tweeted his approval”
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM