#Catnip
The kittens ate mum's catnip dreamies and they went fucking mental.

They're not allowed catnip dreamies any more 💀
November 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Fascism is catnip for the dangerously idiotic.
November 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Fluffy is just holding the catnip banana
November 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Chex is spending the day sleeping off all the catnip and candy

#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
November 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
this is transbian catnip
October 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM
"Catnip High" (c.2020)
Art by Boris Groh

"Catnip High" was commissioned as the track artwork for the metal project Lost Symphony's song of the same name, on their first album, Chapter I, released on March 27, 2020

Because cats are Metal AF, even though the song isn't all that metal 😺

#MenWthCats
November 4, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Like a catnip bat signal for JD Vance
November 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
The copium is catnip to my hopium
November 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Welp time to put the Halloween decorations away for another year, come here Franca
November 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Breaking news: Susie’s mom, apparently without Susie’s @midgeandsusie.bsky.social permission, sent us a corgi tape dispenser and toys and corgi stickers. I think maybe Susie snuck in the toys, which I told the person are mine because she does not use catnip. Love them!!! ❤️
November 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
kittens aren’t even meant to like catnip!!!!
November 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Might just start announcing streams with diaper pics tbh, it’s like catnip to you dorks hehehehehehehehehe

#abdl
November 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Watched this for a couple minutes before I remembered I hid the catnip in my pajamas drawer. A tactical error. I see that now.
November 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
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November 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Catnip on the cat tree, works every time. #Cats
November 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Mother brought Churus from the city. This is chicken and catnip. Royal Seal of Approval. 👑
October 31, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Ok now repeat after me. Mouse, catnip, Tabby,…
Nope, no stolen crypto here ...
November 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Guess who forgot about the catnip drawer situation
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
No! What an outrageous suggestion, I’ve not had any catnip!!
November 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Throw in a bunch of antisemitic tropes and I think they could be catnip for MAGA.

Racism, conspiracy and also absolution for the broader reactionary politics and authoritarianism of Trumpism.
November 4, 2026 at 12:39 PM
She wants catnip sooo bad
November 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Done rolling around in catnip
November 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Sylvie and her catnip
And here is our other goofy cat Sylvie and her favorite plant - catnip. We have to grow it in a pot with mesh over the top. It does not survive long without protection when she's around!
#Caturday #CatsofMastodon #catsofbluesky
November 1, 2026 at 7:17 AM
My catnip.
November 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Ime havfe figgerd out how to doing Tricxk AMD treet,!!!!

Ime tare open mine catnippy mellom, (trik) amd then rolly in the Nips (treet(,!!!!

Happy Oíche Shamhna to alle mine pals 😊😊
October 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM