There’s zero chance this actually happened
TRUMP: We were giving Israel $4 billion, but it gets cut off at the end of the year
KILMEADE: Why?
TRUMP: Why? Because they don't need it, Brian. I asked them. Bibi Netanyahu brought it up. He said, 'I think it would be appropriate if we do not receive aid.'
KILMEADE: Why?
TRUMP: Why? Because they don't need it, Brian. I asked them. Bibi Netanyahu brought it up. He said, 'I think it would be appropriate if we do not receive aid.'
November 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
There’s zero chance this actually happened
He had chance after chance to not be Muslim. He did not.
The co-founder of Republican Astroturfers for Apartheid ("Democratic Majority for Israel") tries to spin Haley Stevens's public embrace of Nazism on behalf of Israel:
November 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
He had chance after chance to not be Muslim. He did not.
They had their chance
November 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
They had their chance
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦! 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦!
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November 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦! 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦!
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i refuse to believe there is a chance this happens
November 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i refuse to believe there is a chance this happens
Getting 14 inches deep on the massive (X)XL Chance ^.^
November 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Getting 14 inches deep on the massive (X)XL Chance ^.^
It’s like Haley Stevens is trying to cement her chance of having zero chance of ever having any future in politics.
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
It’s like Haley Stevens is trying to cement her chance of having zero chance of ever having any future in politics.
Finally, a chance for me to express my disgust over that episode
November 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Finally, a chance for me to express my disgust over that episode
Tomorrow, November 3rd, is your last chance to vote to get money out of politics, put money in pockets, and pass Medicare for All.
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
November 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Tomorrow, November 3rd, is your last chance to vote to get money out of politics, put money in pockets, and pass Medicare for All.
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
Get out there (and bring a friend!)
JD Vance's Closing Pitch Is Another Chance
November 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
JD Vance's Closing Pitch Is Another Chance
You didn’t stand a chance, did you?
November 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
You didn’t stand a chance, did you?
Maine, you deserve better. Now is your chance to send someone who fights for you to Washington.
@troyjackson207.bsky.social is a fifth-generation logger who knows working families' struggles.
@troyjackson207.bsky.social is a fifth-generation logger who knows working families' struggles.
November 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Maine, you deserve better. Now is your chance to send someone who fights for you to Washington.
@troyjackson207.bsky.social is a fifth-generation logger who knows working families' struggles.
@troyjackson207.bsky.social is a fifth-generation logger who knows working families' struggles.
I want a chance at that fun
November 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I want a chance at that fun
i would pay money for the chance to sit down with George Lucas for like, 40 minutes, and explain this to him.
This one had me in tears. The right has become a sentient racist fedora.
November 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
i would pay money for the chance to sit down with George Lucas for like, 40 minutes, and explain this to him.
100% chance Mamdani has a tight five and 93% chance it’s Pretty Fuckin’ Good
November 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
100% chance Mamdani has a tight five and 93% chance it’s Pretty Fuckin’ Good
There is zero chance that happened. Israel is still one of our closest allies.
TRUMP: We were giving Israel $4 billion, but it gets cut off at the end of the year
KILMEADE: Why?
TRUMP: Why? Because they don't need it, Brian. I asked them. Bibi Netanyahu brought it up. He said, 'I think it would be appropriate if we do not receive aid.'
KILMEADE: Why?
TRUMP: Why? Because they don't need it, Brian. I asked them. Bibi Netanyahu brought it up. He said, 'I think it would be appropriate if we do not receive aid.'
November 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
There is zero chance that happened. Israel is still one of our closest allies.
Michigan voters, you have the chance to further expand a certain someone’s loser status on Tuesday
November 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Michigan voters, you have the chance to further expand a certain someone’s loser status on Tuesday
Tuesday forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of Ragnarok
NEW NYT/SIENA POLL!
#MISen AES 53% Rogers 42%
#TXSen Talarico 50% Paxton 43%
#MESen Jackson 51% Collins 45%
#OHSen Brown 49% Husted 44%
#KSSen Hamilton 49% Marshall 44%
#AKSen Peltola 48% Dan Sullivan 46%
#IASen Turek 48% Hinson 47%
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/01/u...
#MISen AES 53% Rogers 42%
#TXSen Talarico 50% Paxton 43%
#MESen Jackson 51% Collins 45%
#OHSen Brown 49% Husted 44%
#KSSen Hamilton 49% Marshall 44%
#AKSen Peltola 48% Dan Sullivan 46%
#IASen Turek 48% Hinson 47%
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/01/u...
Democrats Show Strength in Final Days of Race for the Senate, New Polls Find
www.nytimes.com
November 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Tuesday forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of Ragnarok
Tomorrow is your last chance to make Senile Satan the lamest duck ever to waddle through the White House, admiring his tacky Home Depot gold-painted decor, all held together with Krazy Glue.
November 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Tomorrow is your last chance to make Senile Satan the lamest duck ever to waddle through the White House, admiring his tacky Home Depot gold-painted decor, all held together with Krazy Glue.
Election night forecast: Cloudy wth a chance of some cold ones.
November 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Election night forecast: Cloudy wth a chance of some cold ones.
We failed, give us a chance to do it again
November 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
We failed, give us a chance to do it again
He’s not there but you will definitely get your chance
Kicker of this New York Times piece >>
Then they asked her if she was angry at her brother for “putting you in this situation.”
Ms. Graham laughed.
“When I get to heaven one day,” she said, “I am just going to choke Lindsey.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/30/u...
Then they asked her if she was angry at her brother for “putting you in this situation.”
Ms. Graham laughed.
“When I get to heaven one day,” she said, “I am just going to choke Lindsey.”
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/30/u...
Darline Graham Is ‘a Little Nervous.’ Can She Keep South Carolina’s Senate Seat Red?
Polls show the sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham in a virtual tie with her Democratic opponent, Dr. Annie Andrews. An upset was unthinkable just a few months ago.
www.nytimes.com
November 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
He’s not there but you will definitely get your chance
104 - Last Chance
November 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
104 - Last Chance
Chance is ready for Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Chance is ready for Halloween