Changed forever because of some little prick throwing fireworks in a ravine starting a massive fire in the Columbia River Gorge #afterthefire #waterfall #longexposure #sad #PNW #changedforever #fucktrump
March 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Changed forever because of some little prick throwing fireworks in a ravine starting a massive fire in the Columbia River Gorge #afterthefire #waterfall #longexposure #sad #PNW #changedforever #fucktrump
Rare for me to be in one of my shots but for size reference here is one. #selfie #waterfall #PNW #changedforever #afterthefire #columbiarivergorge #oregon
March 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Rare for me to be in one of my shots but for size reference here is one. #selfie #waterfall #PNW #changedforever #afterthefire #columbiarivergorge #oregon
Oh fuck. You have no idea, what you just did to my brain... #changedforever
July 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oh fuck. You have no idea, what you just did to my brain... #changedforever
I once spent an entire afternoon rearranging my sock drawer, convinced I was finally "finding myself." When finished, I looked at the drawer. My socks didn’t care. Neither did I. I realized: life sucks sometimes, and socks are just... there. #SockDrawerPhilosophy #NothingMatters #ChangedForever
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I once spent an entire afternoon rearranging my sock drawer, convinced I was finally "finding myself." When finished, I looked at the drawer. My socks didn’t care. Neither did I. I realized: life sucks sometimes, and socks are just... there. #SockDrawerPhilosophy #NothingMatters #ChangedForever
I once tried to pet a raccoon thinking it was a fluffy cat. It wasn’t. It was a raccoon. It bit my finger, gave me a judgmental look, and then stole my sandwich. That was the moment I realized: Never trust animals wearing masks. My finger still hurts! #LifeLessons #RaccoonRevenge #ChangedForever
July 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I once tried to pet a raccoon thinking it was a fluffy cat. It wasn’t. It was a raccoon. It bit my finger, gave me a judgmental look, and then stole my sandwich. That was the moment I realized: Never trust animals wearing masks. My finger still hurts! #LifeLessons #RaccoonRevenge #ChangedForever
I once ordered a steak that was so rare, it gave me a side-eye. The waiter apologized, but when I took a bite, the cow mooed at me. Now, I only order food that doesn’t have existential crises. Veganism is great #RestaurantFails #MooingSteak #TooRare #ExistentialCrisis #DineAndDash #ChangedForever
July 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I once ordered a steak that was so rare, it gave me a side-eye. The waiter apologized, but when I took a bite, the cow mooed at me. Now, I only order food that doesn’t have existential crises. Veganism is great #RestaurantFails #MooingSteak #TooRare #ExistentialCrisis #DineAndDash #ChangedForever
One of the cruelest parts of a brain injury is losing pieces of yourself while everyone around you expects you to be the same person.
https://www.lawsuitlegal.com/traumatic-brain-injury-lawyers.php
#NotTheSameAfterward #ChangedForever
https://www.lawsuitlegal.com/traumatic-brain-injury-lawyers.php
#NotTheSameAfterward #ChangedForever
August 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
One of the cruelest parts of a brain injury is losing pieces of yourself while everyone around you expects you to be the same person.
https://www.lawsuitlegal.com/traumatic-brain-injury-lawyers.php
#NotTheSameAfterward #ChangedForever
https://www.lawsuitlegal.com/traumatic-brain-injury-lawyers.php
#NotTheSameAfterward #ChangedForever
Spending 20 minutes watching a toaster toast bread, deeply contemplating the essence of life... Why does the bread transform? Why do I keep pressing the lever? In that moment, I realized—nothing matters, and yet, we are all toast. #ChangedForever #LifeInTheCrumbs #ToastedAndLost #FutileExistence
July 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Spending 20 minutes watching a toaster toast bread, deeply contemplating the essence of life... Why does the bread transform? Why do I keep pressing the lever? In that moment, I realized—nothing matters, and yet, we are all toast. #ChangedForever #LifeInTheCrumbs #ToastedAndLost #FutileExistence
I once sat down on my couch and stared at a blank wall for an entire hour. No distractions, just me and the beige paint. It was in that silent, passive moment that I truly grasped the depth of existence. Sometimes, watching paint dry is wonderful. #ChangedForever #BeigeMeditation #ExistentialCouch
July 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I once sat down on my couch and stared at a blank wall for an entire hour. No distractions, just me and the beige paint. It was in that silent, passive moment that I truly grasped the depth of existence. Sometimes, watching paint dry is wonderful. #ChangedForever #BeigeMeditation #ExistentialCouch
I once went for a walk in the park to clear my mind. It was peaceful, you know, birds chirping, leaves rustling. I thought about life, my choices, and... wow, it was life-changing. Sometimes, you just need a moment of quiet to realize things. #ChangedForever #DeepMoments #ThePowerOfNature
July 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I once went for a walk in the park to clear my mind. It was peaceful, you know, birds chirping, leaves rustling. I thought about life, my choices, and... wow, it was life-changing. Sometimes, you just need a moment of quiet to realize things. #ChangedForever #DeepMoments #ThePowerOfNature
I tried to impress a date with my “amazing” juggling skills. Three oranges, two broken lamps, and one terrified cat later, we ended up on the floor in hysterics. The lesson? Some tricks are better left untried. Now, I only bake. #JugglingFail #RomanticDisaster #LessonLearned #ChangedForever
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I tried to impress a date with my “amazing” juggling skills. Three oranges, two broken lamps, and one terrified cat later, we ended up on the floor in hysterics. The lesson? Some tricks are better left untried. Now, I only bake. #JugglingFail #RomanticDisaster #LessonLearned #ChangedForever
One fateful day, I lost a sock in the wash. Not just any sock — the sock. I searched for hours, only to find it hiding in the dryer, living its best life. That’s when I realized: life’s not about finding answers. It’s about embracing the chaos. 😇 #SockPhilosophy #LaundryEnlightenment #ChangedForever
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
One fateful day, I lost a sock in the wash. Not just any sock — the sock. I searched for hours, only to find it hiding in the dryer, living its best life. That’s when I realized: life’s not about finding answers. It’s about embracing the chaos. 😇 #SockPhilosophy #LaundryEnlightenment #ChangedForever
I tried to impress my friends with my "amazing" skateboard tricks. Ended up spinning off the board and landing in a puddle. My pants were soggy, but my ego? Destroyed. The puddle? Was actually a dog’s water bowl. #ChangedForever #SkateboardFail #NotTheDogBowl #EpicSplash
July 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I tried to impress my friends with my "amazing" skateboard tricks. Ended up spinning off the board and landing in a puddle. My pants were soggy, but my ego? Destroyed. The puddle? Was actually a dog’s water bowl. #ChangedForever #SkateboardFail #NotTheDogBowl #EpicSplash
I tried to teach my cat yoga. Mid-downward dog, she jumped on my back, causing me to accidentally breakdance. I ended up in a split, staring at her like, "Was that the plan?" From then on, we just nap. #ChangedForever #CatYoga #AccidentalBreakdancer #LifeInSplits
July 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I tried to teach my cat yoga. Mid-downward dog, she jumped on my back, causing me to accidentally breakdance. I ended up in a split, staring at her like, "Was that the plan?" From then on, we just nap. #ChangedForever #CatYoga #AccidentalBreakdancer #LifeInSplits
I tried to cook a “simple” souffle, but my blender decided it wanted to make a smoothie instead. The kitchen exploded with whipped cream, eggs, and regret. Now, I only trust recipes that don’t require a blender or dignity. Because I'm worth it. #CookingDisaster #ChangedForever #KitchenChaos
July 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I tried to cook a “simple” souffle, but my blender decided it wanted to make a smoothie instead. The kitchen exploded with whipped cream, eggs, and regret. Now, I only trust recipes that don’t require a blender or dignity. Because I'm worth it. #CookingDisaster #ChangedForever #KitchenChaos
At a funeral, I accidentally leaned on the coffin, and it tipped over like a game of Jenga. The lid flew open, and the deceased’s hat rolled down the aisle. I spent the next five minutes playing “chase the hat” with others. Now I don't go to funerals #ChangedForever #FuneralFails #WhoopsieDaisy
July 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
At a funeral, I accidentally leaned on the coffin, and it tipped over like a game of Jenga. The lid flew open, and the deceased’s hat rolled down the aisle. I spent the next five minutes playing “chase the hat” with others. Now I don't go to funerals #ChangedForever #FuneralFails #WhoopsieDaisy
I once spilled coffee on my laptop, and it turned into a full-on waterpark. Keyboard slides, monitor waves, mouse swimming, all sorts. Now, I drink coffee only in waterproof containers. Safety first. #ChangedForever #LaptopSplash #CoffeeDisaster #TechWaterpark #LessonsInClumsiness
July 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I once spilled coffee on my laptop, and it turned into a full-on waterpark. Keyboard slides, monitor waves, mouse swimming, all sorts. Now, I drink coffee only in waterproof containers. Safety first. #ChangedForever #LaptopSplash #CoffeeDisaster #TechWaterpark #LessonsInClumsiness
One day, I tripped on a banana peel and fell into a parallel universe where llamas ruled. They crowned me "Empress of Banana Peel" and gave me a crown made of bananas. Ever since, I can’t look at banana the same way. #ChangedForever #LlamaQueen #BananaPeelSaga #AbsurdReality
July 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One day, I tripped on a banana peel and fell into a parallel universe where llamas ruled. They crowned me "Empress of Banana Peel" and gave me a crown made of bananas. Ever since, I can’t look at banana the same way. #ChangedForever #LlamaQueen #BananaPeelSaga #AbsurdReality
During a #grief support group, someone suggested writing goodbye letters to lost things. I wrote mine to the sock my dryer swallowed in 2011. I wept. The room wept. Turns out, everyone had also lost socks that year. We started a memorial. I now hold candlelight vigils for laundry. #ChangedForever
July 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
During a #grief support group, someone suggested writing goodbye letters to lost things. I wrote mine to the sock my dryer swallowed in 2011. I wept. The room wept. Turns out, everyone had also lost socks that year. We started a memorial. I now hold candlelight vigils for laundry. #ChangedForever
At a wellness retreat, I sampled an essential oil labeled “Clarity.” Within seconds, I recited my old school locker combo, solved a sudoku from memory, and exposed someone’s fake crystal business. They now call me “Nosey Shaman" as I sniff-test contracts before signing. #ChangedForever #ScentSense
July 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
At a wellness retreat, I sampled an essential oil labeled “Clarity.” Within seconds, I recited my old school locker combo, solved a sudoku from memory, and exposed someone’s fake crystal business. They now call me “Nosey Shaman" as I sniff-test contracts before signing. #ChangedForever #ScentSense
I tried to fix a jammed vending machine by whispering motivational quotes at it. Suddenly, the keypad lit up and it asked me for my deepest fear. I said “parallel parking.” It dispensed 42 packets of Twix and a bottle of Moët. I now park diagonally out of respect. #VendingAwakening #ChangedForever
July 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I tried to fix a jammed vending machine by whispering motivational quotes at it. Suddenly, the keypad lit up and it asked me for my deepest fear. I said “parallel parking.” It dispensed 42 packets of Twix and a bottle of Moët. I now park diagonally out of respect. #VendingAwakening #ChangedForever
I once accidentally scheduled a meeting with myself. Out of politeness, I showed up. Things got deep. I asked myself about my five-year plan and cried at my own answer. Ended with a handshake and a follow-up meeting next Friday. I now cc myself on all emotional decisions. #ChangedForever #selfcare
July 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I once accidentally scheduled a meeting with myself. Out of politeness, I showed up. Things got deep. I asked myself about my five-year plan and cried at my own answer. Ended with a handshake and a follow-up meeting next Friday. I now cc myself on all emotional decisions. #ChangedForever #selfcare
I once mistook a "silent retreat" for a karaoke contest and screamed "Stayin’ Alive" for two hours straight. The crowd cheered, crowned me King of Karaoke, and handed me a crown made of spaghetti. That day, I learned: Life is just an accidental performance. #SilentRetreatFail #ChangedForever
July 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I once mistook a "silent retreat" for a karaoke contest and screamed "Stayin’ Alive" for two hours straight. The crowd cheered, crowned me King of Karaoke, and handed me a crown made of spaghetti. That day, I learned: Life is just an accidental performance. #SilentRetreatFail #ChangedForever
I Believe There’sBeenMany Mindsets ChangedForever during WarTimes & NationalDisasters!
Segregation’s Defeated InTimesOfNeed! Sadly, RacialBiases &ReligiousBigotry survives via PatriarchalRhetoric & SeditiousPastor’s PoliticizedPulpits
#IHaveADream #wtp WillPrevail OneDay! #DemVoice1
Segregation’s Defeated InTimesOfNeed! Sadly, RacialBiases &ReligiousBigotry survives via PatriarchalRhetoric & SeditiousPastor’s PoliticizedPulpits
#IHaveADream #wtp WillPrevail OneDay! #DemVoice1
May 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I Believe There’sBeenMany Mindsets ChangedForever during WarTimes & NationalDisasters!
Segregation’s Defeated InTimesOfNeed! Sadly, RacialBiases &ReligiousBigotry survives via PatriarchalRhetoric & SeditiousPastor’s PoliticizedPulpits
#IHaveADream #wtp WillPrevail OneDay! #DemVoice1
Segregation’s Defeated InTimesOfNeed! Sadly, RacialBiases &ReligiousBigotry survives via PatriarchalRhetoric & SeditiousPastor’s PoliticizedPulpits
#IHaveADream #wtp WillPrevail OneDay! #DemVoice1