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lilithwilde.bsky.social
God damn it!

I fucked up my Christmas dessert recipe & I have neither the ingredients (nor the energy or the will) to make it again...

I forgot to add cinnamon, cloves & nutmeg to the whipped cream folded in to a mousse. Now the whole thing just tastes like... well plain cream! 😭

#cookingdisaster
squidward from spongebob is holding a briefcase and says i quit
ALT: squidward from spongebob is holding a briefcase and says i quit
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December 24, 2024 at 5:56 AM
chefthanos.bsky.social
My pizza battled the Culinary Wizard's cat, Ruby, and lost. 🍕👑 A perfect, cat-shaped dent now defines the "Pizza alla Ruby: Half Sat Upon, Entirely Perfect." 😹

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#Pizza #CookingDisaster #ChefLife #ChefLife #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
The day a pizza fought back
Ah, what a glorious disaster of a Sunday. I woke up with the noble intention of crafting the perfect homemade pizza, the kind of pizza that makes angels weep and Italian grandmothers whisper, “Who …
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October 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
chefthanos.bsky.social
Phyllo dough betrayed me 😩! One breath & it was confetti. My "deconstructed" spinach pie 🇬🇷 crumbled like my dignity. Tastes divine, looks like chaos. Don't anger the cat 😼!

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#spinachpie #CookingDisaster #ChefLife #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
The broken phyllo and other spinach crimes
Ah, phyllo dough, that most delicate of culinary divas. Paper-thin, temperamental, and more dramatic than a telenovela in a thunderstorm. I began this morning with noble intentions: to create a per…
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October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
chefthanos.bsky.social
Paneer: I came, I fried, I turned to rubber. 😭 My cat Ruby judged me hard. 🐾 Now I have a new sport: Paneer Pong. 🏓 Anyone want to play? I have plenty of ammo. 😂

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#CookingDisaster #ChefLife #CatConspiracy #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
The overcooked paneer
“Ruby says: ‘I only judge with my belly, and today… I am judging.’” Dear Journal,Today, dear reader, I achieved something truly remarkable in the annals of culinary misadventure: I have successfull…
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September 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
philipkmorris.bsky.social
Tried making a Courgette and Cherry Tomato Pasta bake for dinner, it didn't work! At least what I got in the end was edible, just, so not a complete disaster. And thankfully no-one else had to suffer. #CookingDisaster
August 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
thisweirdlife.bsky.social
I tried to cook a “simple” souffle, but my blender decided it wanted to make a smoothie instead. The kitchen exploded with whipped cream, eggs, and regret. Now, I only trust recipes that don’t require a blender or dignity. Because I'm worth it. #CookingDisaster #ChangedForever #KitchenChaos
A ladle on top of spilt sauce
July 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
chefthanos.bsky.social
My "sous-chef," Ruby the cat 🐈, decided my scratch chocolate pudding 🍮 needed a paw-print garnish. Counter's a crime scene.

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#PopCorn #FilmNight #CookingDisaster #ChefLife #ChefLife #CatConspiracy #ChefLife #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #Vaxjochef #växjö
The pudding predicament
Ah, the perils of being a chef at my venerable age of 60well and still harbouring the heart of a mischievous ten-year-old with a whisk in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other. Today, dear journ…
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November 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
arcaneacres.bsky.social
Our baby dragon chef just cremated my $50 steak 🔥😭
I ordered medium rare. He gave me "congratulations, it's cremated"

#BabyDragon #ArcaneAcres #CookingDisaster
I Tried the Zoo's Steak Cafe and THIS Happened!
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November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
thriftygeek.bsky.social
My latest cooking disaster. Used this recipe as inspiration for what to do with leftover mushroom rice- www.littlesugarsnaps.com/fried-rice-w... #cooking #cookingdisaster
July 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
hellasheppard.bsky.social
This recipe said "easy" but now my kitchen's a warzone and I'm pretty sure I just invented a new curse word! 🤬🤬 #CulinaryFail #NailedIt #CookingDisaster #SendHelp
October 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM