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I stole his skin hehe

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November 22, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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🍳 Triumph! Chef Thanos (me!) conquered the Spanish omelette! Even Ruby the cat approved (sort of). 😼👑

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March 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Sat dinner chaos! 🍷🍲 Broken glass, rogue cat 🐈⬛, & a soufflé fail 😭. But wine & friends made it perfect! ✨

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March 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Thank you for the opportunity! I have 3-3 slots for furry/pet headshots and feral cat fullbodys in a painterly style, here's some examples of my style and my Artistree link: artistree.io/rubythecat
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Pasta-pocalypse! 🍝 My cat turned linguine into floor art & my spaghetti into a rubbery blob. 😭 Chef Ruby strikes again! 😹

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March 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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My cat Ruby started a pasta war. She's a 12-lb fur tyrant who destroyed my perfect fettuccine. 😭 Now I'm drinking wine & making Fettuccine alla Vendetta. 🍷😈

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The great fettuccine flop
or How I lost a war to a 12-pound feline meatloaf in a fur coat 11:47 AMWeather: Partly cloudy, wholly pasta-yMood: Emotionally al dente Ah, buongiorno, dear journal. Today began with the kind of p…
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August 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Detective Ruby reports on the shocking case of the rebellious flowerpots! 😹 Turns out, it was Sir Sludgeworth the Chaotic, a monocle-wearing slug with serious floral issues! 🐌🌸

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Whisker havoc
Ruby, the neighbourhood’s only certified* feline detective (*certified by herself, through a rather illegible certificate she clawed onto the living room wall), was not amused. The flowerpots on Oa…
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June 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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🕵️♀️ Turns out, it was a case of backyard theatre gone wild! 🎭 Gnomes in tiny togas? 🤯 She negotiated their release with cheese cubes. 🧀 Justice served!

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Whisker justice
There was something not quite right on Växjö Lane. Ruby, sleek, black, and notoriously uninterested in anything not involving tuna or naps, lifted her head from her favourite sunspot on the windows…
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May 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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My cat, a culinary genius (self-proclaimed!), gifted me a 🐸 & eyed my sautéed 🍄 like it was a starter course! 🤯 Guess who's NOT getting pâté tonight? 😼

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A frog at my feet and mushrooms in my dreams
Today, dear Ruby, yes, that Ruby, my sleek, whiskered domestic panther with the attitude of a Parisian food critic and the morals of a raccoon, returned from her usual early afternoon inspection of…
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April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Ruby, the sassiest feline detective, solved the Great Yarn Heist! 🧶 A trail of knots led to the culprit: Reginald, a Maine Coon with a penchant for "statement fashion" (aka a yarn bathrobe). 👑

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Purr lock
Ruby isn’t like other cats. Sure, she has the usual feline features, whiskers, sass, an Olympic-level disdain for humans but she also has a nose for nonsense and a tail that twitched whenever myste…
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May 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Ruby the cat solves #Sockpocalypse! 🧦 A sock-obsessed raccoon, Gustavo, built a shrine of stolen foot fuzz! 😱 Feline fury ensued, leaving Peanut the dachshund sausage-rolled in a sock! But wait... missing bananas?!

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Sockpocalypse Meow
Ruby woke to catastrophe. Not the usual kind, like Mrs. Dipple’s chihuahua getting stuck in the recycling bin again. No. This was worse. This was personal. “WHO TOOK MY SOCKS?!” Mrs. Pimm was in fu…
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April 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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When I add a whole tbsp of fish sauce instead of a tsp. 🤢 My kitchen's a biohazard zone, and my cat's judging me hard. 🐟🍜 My neighbor called it "artisanal umami." 🤣

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The fish sauce fiasco
Dear Journal,Tonight, I committed what can only be described as a culinary crime against humanity or at least against the olfactory dignity of my poor kitchen. Allow me to set the stage: I, Chef Th…
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September 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Chef Thanos's "Green Curry" turned into "Thai Swamp Soup™"! 🍲😂 Entire curry paste jar, rogue fish sauce, & a quart of broth later... it's "Brothzilla: The Unholy Simmer." 🐈⬛🍜

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The runny green curry
Ah, my sweet cardamom-clinging stars, what on earth did I concoct today? It was meant to be a fragrant, silky green curry, balanced, spicy, dignified. Something that would make a Thai grandmother n…
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August 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Cream cheese dream DESTROYED by furry overlord! 🐾😠 My masterpiece? Paw-print Picasso! 😩 Ate around the crime scene. 🤷♀️ Cheesecake > dignity. Ruby's plotting! 🤞🍰

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A tale of cream cheese and treason
Dearest Journal,Today began as all great days do: with reckless optimism, a fridge full of cream cheese, and the smug confidence of a man who has been cooking longer than most people have been aliv…
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May 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Backyard biscuit bust! 🍪 Detective Ruby deciphers wind chime Morse, uncovers elderly snack smuggling ring! 🕵️Sprinkles the poodle provides chaotic commentary. 🤣 Prune pastry pandemonium ensues!

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Fur Frenzy
Ruby, tortoiseshell diva, backyard queen, and self-appointed Pet Detective, sat on Mrs Davenport’s fence, flicking her tail like a metronome of doom. The wind chimes on old Mr Peabody’s porch clang…
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May 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Sockocalypse averted! 😼 Detective Ruby, the traffic-cone-hero, tackled the notorious Felix and saved all the neighborhood socks! 🧦 Chaos reigned, but justice (and feet) prevailed! 😂

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Sockageddon Meow
Ruby was not your average cat.She did not purr for pats or chase laser dots like a plebeian. No, Ruby was a professional. A detective. A shadow in the garden hedges. A pouncer of truth. Also, she w…
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June 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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My magnificent roast beef sando vanished! 😱 Suspect: Ruby, the counter-surfing cat. Interrogation failed. Justice served with tofu loaf. 😹

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The vanishing beef
I, Chef Thanos , retired zeppelin saucier, reigning church bazaar chili champ, and proud possessor of a titanium knee that squeaks like a rusty clarinet, sat down today for what I’d planned to be t…
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May 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Chef Thanos’ meatball massacre! 🍝💥 Rogue feline assassin, Ruby, launched a full-scale saucy assault. Two MIA (meatballs in action), one casualty. 😹

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Operation meatball down!
Let it be recorded in the annals of kitchen catastrophes and feline warfare that today, a simple plate of spaghetti and meatballs led to one of the most absurd, sauce-splattered, toast-ended evenin…
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May 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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A three-generation lasagna dream, destroyed in seconds. Ruby the cat—a whiskered thief—stole the corner piece! 🐾🍜💔 Renaming it “Lasagna alla Rubina.” Pray for tomorrow's risotto!

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A tail of crime, cheese, and cat-tastrophe”
Today began with high hopes, a bubbling béchamel, and a dream: to finally perfect the family lasagna recipe handed down through three generations, one scandal, and at least two dramatic pasta-relat…
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July 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Burnt tzatziki?! 🔥 My culinary logbook just got a new entry: "The Inferno." Apparently, hot oil + cold yogurt = dairy Vesuvius! 😂 My cat Ruby is wisely avoiding the kitchen! 😬

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Tzatziki Inferno
My dearest culinary logbook,Today, I have accomplished what no Greek, mortal or divine, has ever dared attempt or survived with dignity: I burnt tzatziki. Yes. Burnt it. A dish composed of yogurt, …
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June 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Ruby's sunbeam was GONE! 🙀 Blame a new shed & rival cat, Clementine. But Ruby, a cat of "posh sausage" physique, found a hilarious solution involving a mirror & an ex-wife's photo. ☀️🐾

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Sunbeam sabotage
Ruby, a cat of suspiciously high intelligence and a dramatic flair that could rival Judi Dench during mating season, sat on her windowsill in a brooding squint. She stared at the house opposite. Mr…
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May 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Birdseed bandit busted! 🚨 Your feline Sherlock, Ruby, cracked the case of the missing millet. 🕵️♀️ Turns out, Ricky "the Rake" McNutty was hoarding it in a secret squirrel speakeasy! 🥜🐿️ Justice served. 😂

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Feathers, fur and felonies
I always knew the neighbourhood was going to the dogs, quite literally. Ever since that spaniel moved in on Sycamore Street, there’s been more barking than sense. But today, things went too far. Th…
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May 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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🚨 Seed heist foiled! 🐿️ Clancy the nutcase squirrel is GONE! Justice served, ear bow avenged. 🎀 Tuna & head scratches for yours truly. 🐟👑 Bosco ate a bee. 🐝 Muffin's still twitchy. 🤪

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Whisker Heist
It all started on a Tuesday. Tuesdays are statistically the most suspicious day of the week. Don’t ask for the data, I’m a cat not a spreadsheet. I’m Ruby. Pet detective. Six pounds of attitude, fu…
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April 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Foie gras for me, dust bunny for Ruby! 🙀 My cat chose floor fluff over gourmet. My chef's heart is broken. 😭 Never trust a cat's taste!

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Foie gras and …dust bunnies
Ah, mon dieu, what a day. The kind of day that makes you question everything, from your palate to your pet’s sense of taste, and even, dare I say, your choice to ever trust a creature with four paw…
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May 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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OMG! 😱 Mrs. Pimm's prized feather duster, Claude, MURDERED! 🔪 Ruby the detective on the case, suspects a boa-wearing kitten! 🕵️♀️ Turns out, the killer? A rogue Roomba! 🤖😂 Tuna for Ruby! 🐟

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Feather duster fugitive
Ruby had just settled into her 3rd nap of the morning (post-breakfast, pre-lunch) when the sirens started again. Not real sirens. Worse. Mrs. Pimm’s wailing. “MURDER! FOUL PLAY! My feather duster’s…
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April 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM