#Cheat
Right-wingers, regardless of party, always have to cheat to win.
Schumer is apparently calling favorable media figures and demanding that they write favorable stories about why he should be Majority Leader.

Know that when you see them, those stories are planted.
November 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
It’s amazing how Democrats have somehow been able to cheat in so many Republican counties.
November 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Useful cheat sheet to keep in mind! Don’t fall for magical thinking. Focus on the achievable.
November 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
My cheat sheet is blowing my mind
November 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
November 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH CHEAT DEATH *wins and instantly falls over dead*
November 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
They can't cheat if it ain't close.
TRUMP TELLS THE NY TIMES HE'LL ACCEPT THE ELECTION RESULTS www.nytimes.com/live/2026/11...
November 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
it is time to lie cheat and steal
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
there has to be a cheat code that makes our arms retract into our bodies while we sleep
November 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Expect Trump and Republicans to shamelessly cheat, whine, and complain leading up to the 2028 election.
November 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Cheaters gonna cheat
November 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The GOP tried to cheat and steal and gerrymander this election so that they couldn't lose, and they didn't succeed, but that doesn't mean that we let any of this slide.
November 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
They can't cheat if it's not close.
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
TX+CA+NY is a cheat code lol
November 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Oh you can’t cheat at Talon’s chicken game anymore

This is what woke took away from you
November 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
look, Americans will only vote for a multiply-indicted serial cheat for *president*, not senate.
November 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
masturbation feels like a body cheat code
November 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I get it. Straight dudes famously never cheat.
November 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Cheat sheet so you know what to say to friends and family when they talk nonsense about not voting…
#BlueWaveVoteToday
November 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The difference is that the Democrats won without having to cheat.
November 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Aziracrow 1000. Crowley never once won unless he could cheat (and was lucky because Aziraphale was in good mood and let him cheat).
November 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
The ultra-wealthy can’t cheat death, but they can use death to cheat taxes. Let me explain.
November 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
6 points clear of Cheat FC
November 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
OT cheat code.
November 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM