#Checks
Attorney General wants to make checks and balances and congressional oversight a criminal offense. bsky.app/profile/atru...
BASH: Trump said Democratic lawmakers are 'extortionists and should be in prison.' Is that a possibility?

BLANCHE: Well, it depends on what the crime is and what they've done
November 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
This can't be real.

*checks news feed*
November 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
What’s for breakfast?
*checks fridge*
Cheesecake
November 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
checks out
November 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
*checks bank account*

Weird, mine didn't
DOUTHAT: Your net worth went up by $3 billion

TRUMP: So did everyone’s

DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion

TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
November 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
He didn't know any better, he was a child of merely (checks notes) thirty four
Don’t think I’ve ever read anything as awful as this in a long time.
November 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Here's Thomas Massie saying something *VERY* antisemitic [checks notes] Friday
This isn’t a dog whistle; it’s a dog bullhorn.
November 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
i humbly apologize for *checks notes* memory and pattern recognition
One or two people I know IRL have been publicly poo-pooing midterm enthusiasm on the terms that "liberals are just going to return to brunch," and I think it crystalized something for me, which is that there is a tendency within some of our movements to be deeply, venomously suspicious of joy
November 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Admiral Piett: Older Joke Checks Out
Alt: Admiral Piett: It's an older joke, sir, but it checks out.
static.klipy.com
November 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Playing around big boys, had people come and give me diaper checks
November 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
*checks notes* They do not.
November 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
hip checks you into the other room
November 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
GOP Rep. Andy Harris blames [checks notes] Joe Biden for Republicans getting obliterated in the midterms
November 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
cut the checks!!!
November 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Overthrowing capitalism and replacing it with *checks notes* private equity (???)
The leftist aligned coffee shop near me had some event where they told you not to put money into your 401(k) but to invest in small businesses instead lol
November 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
(nervously checks results)

Holy fuck
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Meta rolls out automated age checks for teens globally https://aje.news/ylpbqa
November 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
TFW the Russian checks stop cashing.
Days after Laura Loomer placed her podcast on hiatus, Katie Miller announced that she's halting ger show.
November 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Separation of powers?
Checks and balances?
Who needs them?
wow -- Blanche on Fox News Sunday claims oversight from Dems is "not the way this country can survive or live with these ongoing threats ... if you work in this administration, you have a lawyer. It's me."

(Note that at the end even the Fox News host is a bit taken aback by Blanche's rhetoric ... )
November 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Also, as of right now, Democrats are winning the House vote in *checks notes* Utah and *checks notes again* Indiana
November 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Well I'm sure it's fine

*checks Kansas election results*
November 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
they handing out blue checks to literally anyone
November 8, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Thank you for your *checks notes* question. *flips hair*
November 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
(checks list) so we have a lylith, a mercer, and... "yaoipaws"?
November 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Aaron checks. If he posts it, it’s real.
November 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM