so many crimes crammed together in one chintzy ballroom.
Um, you have tear down the ballroom. A: Congress has not appropriated it. B: It is an organized bribe fund. C: B/c Congress has not appropriated it, he is taking money from the Secret Service to fund it. I mean a sort of robbing Your Secret Service protection to pay Paul, but jeez.
The Huang scandal, in brief:
*had an affair with someone suspected of being a Chinese spy
*Trump was warned in May
*Trump insisted on keeping Huang as a trusted AI advisor
*Huang persuaded Trump to let him sell his chips to China after $25M ballroom donation
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/u...
*had an affair with someone suspected of being a Chinese spy
*Trump was warned in May
*Trump insisted on keeping Huang as a trusted AI advisor
*Huang persuaded Trump to let him sell his chips to China after $25M ballroom donation
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/u...
November 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
so many crimes crammed together in one chintzy ballroom.
my big thing with this was discovering that the cheesecake factory is apparently known for its chintzy decor which seems to me to be somewhat not in service of the image conjured by its name
I didn't realize until the recent discourse that I've been confusing Cheesecake Factory with Chuck E. Cheese
November 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
my big thing with this was discovering that the cheesecake factory is apparently known for its chintzy decor which seems to me to be somewhat not in service of the image conjured by its name
He wants chintzy crap.
We want a progressive, just society.
Let’s make this happen.
We want a progressive, just society.
Let’s make this happen.
November 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
He wants chintzy crap.
We want a progressive, just society.
Let’s make this happen.
We want a progressive, just society.
Let’s make this happen.
Some parts feel like board art that was barely touched and there are floating eyelines. The whole thing feels off-putting. Plus the Chintzy writing...talking chair? Bees?? I did't know Dior lore was so weird.
November 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Some parts feel like board art that was barely touched and there are floating eyelines. The whole thing feels off-putting. Plus the Chintzy writing...talking chair? Bees?? I did't know Dior lore was so weird.
I like "Cold Metal" but otherwise found the other tracks I heard exceedingly chintzy
November 9, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I like "Cold Metal" but otherwise found the other tracks I heard exceedingly chintzy
Every data center will become a sarcophagus entombing a billionaire surrounded by his most beloved collection of chintzy stupid dork shit he thought made him look cool but which actually made people laugh at him.
As well as the mummified remains of his closest sycophants.
As well as the mummified remains of his closest sycophants.
November 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every data center will become a sarcophagus entombing a billionaire surrounded by his most beloved collection of chintzy stupid dork shit he thought made him look cool but which actually made people laugh at him.
As well as the mummified remains of his closest sycophants.
As well as the mummified remains of his closest sycophants.
QTP with your favourite Jedi! (wrong answers only)
November 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
QTP with your favourite Jedi! (wrong answers only)
Trump has been castrated. Neutered.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office.
November 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Trump has been castrated. Neutered.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office.
On. Public. Lands.
No one is as grossly chintzy as a billionaire.
No one is as grossly chintzy as a billionaire.
November 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
On. Public. Lands.
No one is as grossly chintzy as a billionaire.
No one is as grossly chintzy as a billionaire.
goddamn 'wellness grifting' doesn't begin to cover it, this shit is too chintzy for Infowars, completely cooked her brain
November 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
goddamn 'wellness grifting' doesn't begin to cover it, this shit is too chintzy for Infowars, completely cooked her brain
Gonna auction his chintzy shit to fund a million bottom surgeries
November 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Gonna auction his chintzy shit to fund a million bottom surgeries
Chintzy. I love that word. My mom used to say that. I haven't heard it in years.
November 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Chintzy. I love that word. My mom used to say that. I haven't heard it in years.
had a dream i was thrifting and kept finding horrible chintzy bootleg gameboys
November 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
had a dream i was thrifting and kept finding horrible chintzy bootleg gameboys
Because chintzy people love that simile.
November 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Because chintzy people love that simile.
Trump has been castrated. Neutered.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office...
Or an arch makes things great.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office...
Or an arch makes things great.
November 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Trump has been castrated. Neutered.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office...
Or an arch makes things great.
Reduced to believing some Executive Order will keep his chintzy gold leaf in the Oval Office...
Or an arch makes things great.
if I was Destiny I'd be looking at my chintzy wall racked guns and licking my lips
November 4, 2026 at 7:07 AM
if I was Destiny I'd be looking at my chintzy wall racked guns and licking my lips
I mean, given how cheap and chintzy he is, I can't believe he would actually pay for real gold leaf.
November 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I mean, given how cheap and chintzy he is, I can't believe he would actually pay for real gold leaf.
The proclamation of chintzy shill.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs a proclamation that he says will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room.
November 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The proclamation of chintzy shill.
Corporatism ruins everything. Look at things like burning man - I’d never have liked it, but it was a unique and wonderful thing for those who did.
Now it’s chintzy corporate slop. See also: Lollapallooza, much of ultrarunning/ironman, basically anything people love dies under the profit motive.
Now it’s chintzy corporate slop. See also: Lollapallooza, much of ultrarunning/ironman, basically anything people love dies under the profit motive.
We are now seeing the failures of putting business people in charge of not just companies, but now academic institutions and even governments.
Businesses and capitalism work incredibly well, so long as there are guardrails, so that we don’t culturally degenerate into terminal capitalism.
Businesses and capitalism work incredibly well, so long as there are guardrails, so that we don’t culturally degenerate into terminal capitalism.
November 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Corporatism ruins everything. Look at things like burning man - I’d never have liked it, but it was a unique and wonderful thing for those who did.
Now it’s chintzy corporate slop. See also: Lollapallooza, much of ultrarunning/ironman, basically anything people love dies under the profit motive.
Now it’s chintzy corporate slop. See also: Lollapallooza, much of ultrarunning/ironman, basically anything people love dies under the profit motive.
Not only are we gonna change them—and remove all the chintzy Temu trash he glued to the walls—we’re gonna post the after pictures all over Truth Social so we can watch him stroke out.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump signs a proclamation that he says will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room.
November 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Not only are we gonna change them—and remove all the chintzy Temu trash he glued to the walls—we’re gonna post the after pictures all over Truth Social so we can watch him stroke out.
"get this chintzy-ass minecraft sign the FUCK out of here"
~temple renovators in the remake
~temple renovators in the remake
November 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"get this chintzy-ass minecraft sign the FUCK out of here"
~temple renovators in the remake
~temple renovators in the remake
Donnie, the US already has an arch, in St Louis. 2ndly, we have a whole natl park that contains them. Let the French have their Arc, we don't need one our own. Chintzy, tacky, tasteless buffoon.
November 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Donnie, the US already has an arch, in St Louis. 2ndly, we have a whole natl park that contains them. Let the French have their Arc, we don't need one our own. Chintzy, tacky, tasteless buffoon.
Shame the funeral was so chintzy.
November 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Shame the funeral was so chintzy.
All of them. You deserve All The Things!!! Btw, it had better be Grey Goose and a quality cashmere sweater, not one of those chintzy ones!!
And we all know that anyone who is qualified to give you a hug will give you the best hug.
And we all know that anyone who is qualified to give you a hug will give you the best hug.
November 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
All of them. You deserve All The Things!!! Btw, it had better be Grey Goose and a quality cashmere sweater, not one of those chintzy ones!!
And we all know that anyone who is qualified to give you a hug will give you the best hug.
And we all know that anyone who is qualified to give you a hug will give you the best hug.
Pretty sure this dumbass just assured it would be restored to historic standards.
I'll meticulously scrape that chintzy shit off the walls for free.
apnews.com/article/trum...
I'll meticulously scrape that chintzy shit off the walls for free.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump makes the Oval Office a national monument. But future presidents can still redecorate
President Donald Trump has signed a proclamation that he says will preserve the Oval Office and Cabinet Room as a national monument, his first official action after his party was swept aside in midter...
apnews.com
November 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Pretty sure this dumbass just assured it would be restored to historic standards.
I'll meticulously scrape that chintzy shit off the walls for free.
apnews.com/article/trum...
I'll meticulously scrape that chintzy shit off the walls for free.
apnews.com/article/trum...