The kiddos are starting to yearn
For the last of the calendar turns
The lights glowing gently
With spirit intently
Do nothing to stop my heartburn.
#LimerickSunday #ChristmasLimerick #ChristmasTreats

My #christmaslimerick for #FurryTails #FurryBards
There was a team of reindeer from Grantown-on-Spey
Who won a competition to pull Santa's Sleigh
But they got in a flap
When they lost their map
And couldn't find Santa in Norway

The stockings were hung with (some) care
The old toys are stored (everywhere)
The new toys are wrapped
(The number is capped)
It's Christmas with toddlers (beware!)

#LimerickSunday #ChristmasLimerick

This limerick is a cautionary tale.

The FIRST Noel

The worship team started to croon,
A wonderful, old Christmas tune.
I sang at a shout,
Really belted it out,
But I started a few beats too soon.

#LimerickSunday #ChristmasLimerick

I'm busy with a newborn and the prep for going back to work tomorrow,so enjoy this #LimerickSunday rerun from last year:

That symbol of this time of year
Who coerces kid choices through fear
Is a stalker, a burglar,
A glut'nous milk gurgler
Exploiting eight tiny slave deer
#ChristmasLimerick

Depending on your philosophical outlook, today is either 138 days since Christmas or 227 days until Christmas.
Yet, today is most definitely #NationalLimerickDay, which, for us English Limericists, is sort of like Christmas.
So here is a #ChristmasLimerick

#DrawingFunnyPictures #EnglishAbsurdity

This year, as a part of our Christmas Puzzle Challenge, we asked our clients to write us an original Christmas Limerick and they have not disappointed us.

Today's limerick was submitted by Bernie Guy from Waythrough.

If you enjoyed it, give us a ❄️ in the comments

#christmaslimerick #huddersfield