Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-falling-man/
September 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-falling-man/
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
April 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang
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April 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
FBI Claims Gavel, Black Gowns Prove Ties To MS-13 Gang
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Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Noem claims Portland hid their war zone from her.
Freudian slip. John Fetterman claims he’s a “lifelong Republican.”
September 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Freudian slip. John Fetterman claims he’s a “lifelong Republican.”
Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash
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January 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash
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Everyone In Family Claims To Be The Black Sheep
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November 25, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Everyone In Family Claims To Be The Black Sheep
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Kristi Noem claims to be ‘on meth’ 😂
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Kristi Noem claims to be ‘on meth’ 😂
Rudy claims the pardon is illegal.
December 2, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Rudy claims the pardon is illegal.
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/
March 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/
“King’s case is one of 54 claims the ACLU is filing nationwide under the Federal Tort Claims Act — a statute that allows citizens to file claims against federal government employees for wrongdoing.”
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July 30, 2026 at 12:10 PM
“King’s case is one of 54 claims the ACLU is filing nationwide under the Federal Tort Claims Act — a statute that allows citizens to file claims against federal government employees for wrongdoing.”
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Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism https://theonion.com/trump-claims-correspondents-dinner-shooting-reinforces-need-to-end-journalism/
April 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism https://theonion.com/trump-claims-correspondents-dinner-shooting-reinforces-need-to-end-journalism/
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-claims-president-has-always-been-face-drawn-onto-cantaloupe/
August 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
White House Doctor Claims President Has Always Been Face Drawn Onto Cantaloupe https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-claims-president-has-always-been-face-drawn-onto-cantaloupe/
In case you still had any doubts about those claims of racism.
June 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In case you still had any doubts about those claims of racism.
Kristi Noem claims she didn’t know. Seems hard to believe.
March 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Kristi Noem claims she didn’t know. Seems hard to believe.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
May 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
2) insurance fraud, from a consumer point of view, consists of filing fake or excessive claims, not paying premiums and then making no claims. Where’s the payout?
September 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
2) insurance fraud, from a consumer point of view, consists of filing fake or excessive claims, not paying premiums and then making no claims. Where’s the payout?
March 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country
June 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country
Initial jobless claims rose by about 8,000 over last week.
Jobless Claims Rise Slightly After Weeks Of Decline
Initial jobless claims rose by about 8,000 over last week.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Initial jobless claims rose by about 8,000 over last week.
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/
March 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/
May 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/