#Claus
Kofi doodle for claus!
September 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“I don’t believe in climate change.”

Dude, this is physics, not Santa Claus.
August 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Eagles fans will boo anyone,,, remember when they booed and attacked Santa Claus,??? SANTA CLAUS,!!! The only person who might bring more spirit and joy to people than Taylor Swift,,, and of course your boy Flavor Flav. Just Shake It Off.

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February 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm Uni Claus! :3

うにクロース!
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 PM
No they do not, New York Times! This is like writing that Santa Claus has IBS.
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
…or Santa Claus…
November 25, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Trump is Santa Claus for America’s wealthiest alcoholics
Tiger Woods told police he called Trump following his rollover crash: "I was just talking with the President."
April 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
clause =📝

Claus = 🎅

claws = 🐈
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Morning
April 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have Satan Claus.

#TinynReese
October 16, 2024 at 12:54 PM
May 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That’s not Santa Claus, you dumbasses!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Thank you, Uni Claus!
See you next year :3
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The Republican health care plan is about as real as Santa Claus.
COLLINS: If the government reopened tonight, would Republicans have a plan to address the Obamacare subsidies?

MIKE JOHNSON: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We do. We have proposals. Yeah. We can have that ready immediately.
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Was Claus Pándi sagt 👇🏽
Wenn mich etwas wirklich grantig macht, sind das die garstigen Sprüche über „die Sozialschmarotzer“; gemeint sind da meistens Menschen, die es nicht gut getroffen haben im Leben; nie sind die gemeint, die im großen Stil Steuern hinterziehen oder mit vollem Wanst aus den Fördertöpfen fressen. Pardon.
Nach dem alten Spruch, dass das Geld nicht weg sei, sondern nur jemand anderer habe, sollte man schon noch einmal schauen, wer es hat, und wer das möglich gemacht hat. Das saniert zwar nicht den österreichischen Staatshaushalt, aber es könnte ein paar heilsame Wirkungen haben.
May 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
darwin claus
December 5, 2024 at 11:42 AM
May 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mommy Claus
December 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
several santas claus!
December 27, 2024 at 2:12 AM
This is like suspending Santa Claus, it’s almost certainly an incorrect action on its face and all you’re gonna do is make everyone mad at you on behalf of Santa Claus because they like him
Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Like cuffing Santa Claus. Or the pope.
March 29, 2026 at 4:34 AM
SOLADA CRIMINOSA DO PITON CLAUS SEU MALDITO
September 15, 2024 at 10:16 PM
CLAUS?????
September 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM
gas station, santa claus, arizona, 2003
April 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM