#Cletus
too big two rig
Cletus Big Mutha Truckers
Alt: Cletus Big Mutha Truckers
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November 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Omg yes!!! The pit bull of sheep!! He looks more like a Chuck or Cletus to me.
November 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Yeah, Cletus -- I'm wearin' blue today.

(My "Fuck Your Feelings" shirt was in the wash)
November 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Why did Cletus whose dabbled in eugenics suddenly decide to back a black man in Mississippi? You could spend a lifetime pinpointing the moment it finally happened
November 7, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Dressing like a Cletus diner denizen is great camouflage.
November 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Cletus votando a Burns
November 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
pensé en esto mientras leía el listado
Cletus Kids from The Simpsons Emerge on Porch
ALT: Cletus Kids from The Simpsons Emerge on Porch
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November 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I low key kind of want to do that. What the fuck is up with that, Cletus?
November 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Poor Cletus
November 7, 2026 at 8:03 AM
lmao okay yeehadist Adam
Simpsons Cletus
ALT: Simpsons Cletus
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November 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
i guess cleta is the feminine of cletus which seems appropriate
November 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Hey, Cletus, your girlfriend/daughter is a real looker.
November 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
An epidemic...
Cletus Kids from The Simpsons Emerge on Porch
ALT: Cletus Kids from The Simpsons Emerge on Porch
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November 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Addition: go talk to all the AKAs in Atlanta, Charlotte, New Orleans, etc, who got souls to the polls. Soul food and BBQ >>> Cletus Safari food.
November 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Enough of the “Cletus safaris”, going into red state diners to see why MAGA still loves Trump.
November 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
For sure, Cletus was always on the side of the angels. /s
Comer was the Chair of the Oversight Committee who spent two years going after Hunter Biden then 2 years completely ignoring the most corrupt administration in history. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Comer tosses Mike Johnson and Trump under the bus: "We made a lot of mistakes that I felt like we were making all along the way, but because of various factors -- the leadership at the time with a lot of input from the White House -- we've gotta do better."
November 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Haha, damnyankee from nyc lived in the South a bit and fancies themself an expert on it.

I fucking hate cletus safari shit
November 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Cletus is unfamiliar with a 259 house and 56 senate majority.

They should vote to paint it with polka dots and put a tent over it until 2028.
November 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
“Cletus diner denizen” is just a derivative of the phrase “Cletus Safari,” where coastal jounalists go to the rural towns and try to get pro-GOP soundbites. These interviews often took place in diners. All it means is that the guy is dressed in a way that reads conservative-ish.
November 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
November 3, 2026 at 6:50 AM
<Fox trying to find the one person in conservative media who isn't widely loathed so that they can run for president> What are Cletus the Robot's views on the estate tax?
November 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Has he always had the Cletus' kin haircut or is that new?
November 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I'm Cletus Spuckler mixed with Snake Jailbird.
What Simpsons Character are you.
November 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM