a gusty wind
the clotheshorse in the garden
starts walking
#dailyhaikuprompt - gusty
#haiku
#poetry
#poetrycommunity
#writing
#writingcommunity
#wind
the clotheshorse in the garden
starts walking
#dailyhaikuprompt - gusty
#haiku
#poetry
#poetrycommunity
#writing
#writingcommunity
#wind
March 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
a gusty wind
the clotheshorse in the garden
starts walking
#dailyhaikuprompt - gusty
#haiku
#poetry
#poetrycommunity
#writing
#writingcommunity
#wind
the clotheshorse in the garden
starts walking
#dailyhaikuprompt - gusty
#haiku
#poetry
#poetrycommunity
#writing
#writingcommunity
#wind
Stede is a bitch for many reasons but number one is because he's a prissy little clotheshorse and I love that for him.
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Stede is a bitch for many reasons but number one is because he's a prissy little clotheshorse and I love that for him.
Wow there are certainly many more people who dediced to put me on their TL, thank you
I am a
Fantasy novelist
Knitter 🧶
Hobby cook
Sewist
Bar trivia assassin
RPG gamer
Genderqueer clotheshorse
Music enjoyer
ADHD disaster
DV survivor
Bike lane booster
Lapsed fortune teller
Haver of opinions
I am a
Fantasy novelist
Knitter 🧶
Hobby cook
Sewist
Bar trivia assassin
RPG gamer
Genderqueer clotheshorse
Music enjoyer
ADHD disaster
DV survivor
Bike lane booster
Lapsed fortune teller
Haver of opinions
November 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Wow there are certainly many more people who dediced to put me on their TL, thank you
I am a
Fantasy novelist
Knitter 🧶
Hobby cook
Sewist
Bar trivia assassin
RPG gamer
Genderqueer clotheshorse
Music enjoyer
ADHD disaster
DV survivor
Bike lane booster
Lapsed fortune teller
Haver of opinions
I am a
Fantasy novelist
Knitter 🧶
Hobby cook
Sewist
Bar trivia assassin
RPG gamer
Genderqueer clotheshorse
Music enjoyer
ADHD disaster
DV survivor
Bike lane booster
Lapsed fortune teller
Haver of opinions
January 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
He's a bit of a clotheshorse ok
May 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He's a bit of a clotheshorse ok
Behold, my first Procreate illustration. An homage to the ultimate clotheshorse of
March 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Behold, my first Procreate illustration. An homage to the ultimate clotheshorse of
He's a gentleman. He's the captain. He's a mum. He's the world's sluttiest absent father. He's towel service. He did a punch. He's a mermaid/man/person. He beat Izzy in a duel. He's a murderer. He's a clotheshorse. He's haunted. He's a puppy. He's an artsy outsider. He's a bimbo. He's giving cunt.
August 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
He's a gentleman. He's the captain. He's a mum. He's the world's sluttiest absent father. He's towel service. He did a punch. He's a mermaid/man/person. He beat Izzy in a duel. He's a murderer. He's a clotheshorse. He's haunted. He's a puppy. He's an artsy outsider. He's a bimbo. He's giving cunt.
What my brain sees when someone is referred to as a clotheshorse
October 11, 2023 at 12:36 AM
What my brain sees when someone is referred to as a clotheshorse
and he'll go back to being a fussy little clotheshorse every chance life gives him 😌
August 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
and he'll go back to being a fussy little clotheshorse every chance life gives him 😌
Q: Stede describes himself in S1 as being a clotheshorse. What was the inspiration behind that?
DJ: It's the one thing you can take from the actual Stede Bonnet. I liked the idea that he custom built the ship - what would a precocious, slightly queer 15 year old design as pirate ship?
DJ: It's the one thing you can take from the actual Stede Bonnet. I liked the idea that he custom built the ship - what would a precocious, slightly queer 15 year old design as pirate ship?
June 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Q: Stede describes himself in S1 as being a clotheshorse. What was the inspiration behind that?
DJ: It's the one thing you can take from the actual Stede Bonnet. I liked the idea that he custom built the ship - what would a precocious, slightly queer 15 year old design as pirate ship?
DJ: It's the one thing you can take from the actual Stede Bonnet. I liked the idea that he custom built the ship - what would a precocious, slightly queer 15 year old design as pirate ship?
Nobody warns you that embracing and encouraging your genderqueer lil gremlin brain when you’re a clotheshorse who loves travelling means that you have to consider two and a half wardrobes when packing for anywhere. I used to struggle with just ONE life is hard
January 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Nobody warns you that embracing and encouraging your genderqueer lil gremlin brain when you’re a clotheshorse who loves travelling means that you have to consider two and a half wardrobes when packing for anywhere. I used to struggle with just ONE life is hard
September 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
painting practice. for all of brandon's christmas gifts of loro piana and cucinelli and zegna, callum's a tom ford guy, angular clotheshorse that he is #callumbyrne #unmaskedNSFW #wip
September 20, 2026 at 8:02 AM
painting practice. for all of brandon's christmas gifts of loro piana and cucinelli and zegna, callum's a tom ford guy, angular clotheshorse that he is #callumbyrne #unmaskedNSFW #wip
Joan Crawford and Francis Lederer. I read somewhere they were good friends. Also, I hope he was a clotheshorse because he wore clothes well.
August 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Joan Crawford and Francis Lederer. I read somewhere they were good friends. Also, I hope he was a clotheshorse because he wore clothes well.
Glances at the clotheshorse and then quickly away
March 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Glances at the clotheshorse and then quickly away
Stede is standing on the lawn supervising. Ed asks him where the clotheshorse is. Stede's confused af until Ed shows him the ad, then Stede whips around to glare at Mary, who's laughing her ass off.
"it's me. im the clotheshorse," he says sheepishly.
"And are you...free?"
"it's me. im the clotheshorse," he says sheepishly.
"And are you...free?"
April 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Stede is standing on the lawn supervising. Ed asks him where the clotheshorse is. Stede's confused af until Ed shows him the ad, then Stede whips around to glare at Mary, who's laughing her ass off.
"it's me. im the clotheshorse," he says sheepishly.
"And are you...free?"
"it's me. im the clotheshorse," he says sheepishly.
"And are you...free?"
dumb clotheshorse of a man
August 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
dumb clotheshorse of a man
A favorite of my childhood. For starters, here's a witty version of The Emperor's New Clothes with a typically stacked cast. youtu.be/9CX1Dx-5k1k?...
July 11, 2024 at 8:22 PM
A favorite of my childhood. For starters, here's a witty version of The Emperor's New Clothes with a typically stacked cast. youtu.be/9CX1Dx-5k1k?...
I'm a bit of a clotheshorse.
September 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm a bit of a clotheshorse.
dishes ✔️
clothes on the clotheshorse ✔️
mopped the floor ✔️
second break time then clothes and writing ^-^
teased a friend on discord ✔️ 🤭🤭
clothes on the clotheshorse ✔️
mopped the floor ✔️
second break time then clothes and writing ^-^
teased a friend on discord ✔️ 🤭🤭
ok so after lazing around miserable but for the excellent company all dqy i have:
swept the floors
put on a final load of washing
did a bags worth of clothes tidy up
taking a short break then
finishing the clothes
doing the dishes
hanging up the washing
writing
swept the floors
put on a final load of washing
did a bags worth of clothes tidy up
taking a short break then
finishing the clothes
doing the dishes
hanging up the washing
writing
July 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
dishes ✔️
clothes on the clotheshorse ✔️
mopped the floor ✔️
second break time then clothes and writing ^-^
teased a friend on discord ✔️ 🤭🤭
clothes on the clotheshorse ✔️
mopped the floor ✔️
second break time then clothes and writing ^-^
teased a friend on discord ✔️ 🤭🤭
I love seeing Clotheshorse stickers on sewing machines!!
The revolution will not be ready-to-wear.
All these looks require a bit of TLC now and then; luckily, this Taylor is occasionally a tailor of modest skill. Thanks, mom!
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@clotheshorse.bsky.social #sewist #mending
All these looks require a bit of TLC now and then; luckily, this Taylor is occasionally a tailor of modest skill. Thanks, mom!
.
@clotheshorse.bsky.social #sewist #mending
June 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I love seeing Clotheshorse stickers on sewing machines!!
and yes obviously i volunteer as tribute. hire me to write on your game, get nominated (obviously) and i will be the more or less sample-sized clotheshorse walking the red carpet in whatever mugler runway piece best represents your breakout character or setting or whatever. games need more glam!!
the game awards will only truly prosper when the devs start method dressing and i don't mean a little pin or studio tee, i mean full on margot robbie barbie, zendaya challengers red carpet commitment to repping your project. put on a monkey suit, cowards.
December 12, 2024 at 11:51 PM
and yes obviously i volunteer as tribute. hire me to write on your game, get nominated (obviously) and i will be the more or less sample-sized clotheshorse walking the red carpet in whatever mugler runway piece best represents your breakout character or setting or whatever. games need more glam!!