This Jurassic prick. What a useless, classless, bitter old cnut.
Racist old sack of shit (Bruce Fischer) refused to shake Kamala Harris’ hand during his wife’s (GOP Senator Deb Fischer’s) swearing in.
January 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This Jurassic prick. What a useless, classless, bitter old cnut.
absolutely spectacular King Cnut moment beckons
As NPS drains the Reflecting Pool for repairs, thunderstorms and strong rains work to replenish the water.
June 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
absolutely spectacular King Cnut moment beckons
Stupid Cnut
Extreme right-wing protesters are in a stand-off with the RNLI in Portsmouth. The group, led by Danny Tommo, are waist-deep in the sea and threatening to go "under the water" if police try to arrest them. Six lifeboats monitoring. Volunteer rescuers giving up their evening for this.
September 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Stupid Cnut
Cnut. He's forgotten about Cnut, who went on pilgrimage to Rome in 1027. Oh, and Edward I, who spent 2 months at the court of Gregory X in 1273. Otherwise, all over the detail, as per.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Cnut. He's forgotten about Cnut, who went on pilgrimage to Rome in 1027. Oh, and Edward I, who spent 2 months at the court of Gregory X in 1273. Otherwise, all over the detail, as per.
Cnut could never
What good is being VP if you can't abuse your power to have the Army Corps of Engineers making your kayaking trip more ideal by changing the waterflow of a lake?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
August 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Cnut could never
Well, he's always been a Cnut
TRUMP SAYS HE IS CONSIDERING CHANGING THE NAME OF THE ATLANTIC OR PACIFIC OCEAN.
August 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Well, he's always been a Cnut
Til he posted I’d forgotten about that Cnut too.
Cnut. He's forgotten about Cnut, who went on pilgrimage to Rome in 1027. Oh, and Edward I, who spent 2 months at the court of Gregory X in 1273. Otherwise, all over the detail, as per.
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Til he posted I’d forgotten about that Cnut too.
Farage is a dangerous cnut!
March 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Farage is a dangerous cnut!
King Cnut the Great has entered the chat.
Norway and Denmark are different countries.
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
King Cnut the Great has entered the chat.
Proposed title for a book on Danish foreign policy over the ages
"From King Cnut to King C...."
"From King Cnut to King C...."
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Proposed title for a book on Danish foreign policy over the ages
"From King Cnut to King C...."
"From King Cnut to King C...."
Gaslighting racist little cnut...
April 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Gaslighting racist little cnut...
Cnut the Great's invasion of England be like:
The Vikings are 3-0 and my confidence in the long-term success of the team has decreased after each win lol
September 27, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Cnut the Great's invasion of England be like:
10/10 no notes 🤣 I once received an essay where the student didn’t realise that autocorrect had done a number on King CNUT 🤭🫣
September 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
10/10 no notes 🤣 I once received an essay where the student didn’t realise that autocorrect had done a number on King CNUT 🤭🫣
Gove is a CNUT....
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
March 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Gove is a CNUT....
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Cnut. That's who you find if you look back 1,000 years. King Cnut.
Trump: "After last night's results the decision facing all Americans could not be more clear. We have a choice between communist and common sense. Does that make sense to you? Common sense. It's common sense or communism. Look back 1,000 years. It hasn't worked."
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Cnut. That's who you find if you look back 1,000 years. King Cnut.
I FUVKING
HATE
THIS CNUT
HATE
THIS CNUT
July 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I FUVKING
HATE
THIS CNUT
HATE
THIS CNUT
Safety tip everyone! Don't be a Cnut!
Serious health warning here: only the silliest Cnuts stand in the way of a tide like this, the water does not give a fuck about you, and make sure you know your exit route and that you can't get cut off.
April 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Safety tip everyone! Don't be a Cnut!
"King Cnut can't win here!"
April 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
"King Cnut can't win here!"
Inadvertently causing a diplomatic crisis by asking a dyslexic scribe to compose a letter for King Cnut
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Inadvertently causing a diplomatic crisis by asking a dyslexic scribe to compose a letter for King Cnut
