gay coworker said she got dibs on me #WhatDatMean
October 30, 2026 at 11:25 PM
gay coworker said she got dibs on me #WhatDatMean
weirdly off putting coworker: Check out this anakin edit
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
I’m crying
November 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
weirdly off putting coworker: Check out this anakin edit
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
Do you think I'd be a bit too distracting if I was your coworker?
October 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Do you think I'd be a bit too distracting if I was your coworker?
MY COWORKER DREW ESTINIEN FOR ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AHSGDHDHDJDKDKSKHD !!!!!
November 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
MY COWORKER DREW ESTINIEN FOR ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AHSGDHDHDJDKDKSKHD !!!!!
Watching my coworker grow increasingly exasperated as I repeatedly explain that CEP stands for Caroline Elizabeth Polachek
November 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Watching my coworker grow increasingly exasperated as I repeatedly explain that CEP stands for Caroline Elizabeth Polachek
Explaining Sith code to my 63-year-old coworker during lunch while he is trying to microwave Chef Boyardee ravioli in the break room.
This one had me in tears. The right has become a sentient racist fedora.
November 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Explaining Sith code to my 63-year-old coworker during lunch while he is trying to microwave Chef Boyardee ravioli in the break room.
when the coworker with natural deodorant walks by
November 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
when the coworker with natural deodorant walks by
I like this one because it’s a wild thing to say to your coworker at the space office
November 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I like this one because it’s a wild thing to say to your coworker at the space office
Coworker: do you drink?
Me: yes water and matcha latte
Coworker: haha what about alcohol?
Me: only socially
Coworker: do you wanna join us after work?
Me: nope :)
Me: yes water and matcha latte
Coworker: haha what about alcohol?
Me: only socially
Coworker: do you wanna join us after work?
Me: nope :)
November 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Coworker: do you drink?
Me: yes water and matcha latte
Coworker: haha what about alcohol?
Me: only socially
Coworker: do you wanna join us after work?
Me: nope :)
Me: yes water and matcha latte
Coworker: haha what about alcohol?
Me: only socially
Coworker: do you wanna join us after work?
Me: nope :)
Incredibly shaken - coworker just asked about the “labubu” on my bag
November 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Incredibly shaken - coworker just asked about the “labubu” on my bag
Coworker wearing long sleeved donut print button up shirt 🔥
November 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Coworker wearing long sleeved donut print button up shirt 🔥
coworker: your hair looks SO pretty btw i've been meaning to say that
me: oh thank you!! i felt like it was a bit of a mess today so i really appreciate it
coworker: oh i get that, it looks great
me: it's kinda a beast to tame 😅
coworker: that's my favorite kind of hair...
me: oh thank you!! i felt like it was a bit of a mess today so i really appreciate it
coworker: oh i get that, it looks great
me: it's kinda a beast to tame 😅
coworker: that's my favorite kind of hair...
November 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
coworker: your hair looks SO pretty btw i've been meaning to say that
me: oh thank you!! i felt like it was a bit of a mess today so i really appreciate it
coworker: oh i get that, it looks great
me: it's kinda a beast to tame 😅
coworker: that's my favorite kind of hair...
me: oh thank you!! i felt like it was a bit of a mess today so i really appreciate it
coworker: oh i get that, it looks great
me: it's kinda a beast to tame 😅
coworker: that's my favorite kind of hair...
Literally even my former nurse mother started doing this, she suddenly told me about a coworker that dealt with transfem vets that have blood clots and it’s like
Really convenient that this coworker exists all of the sudden that I’ve only heard about after I made it known want hrt
Really convenient that this coworker exists all of the sudden that I’ve only heard about after I made it known want hrt
November 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Literally even my former nurse mother started doing this, she suddenly told me about a coworker that dealt with transfem vets that have blood clots and it’s like
Really convenient that this coworker exists all of the sudden that I’ve only heard about after I made it known want hrt
Really convenient that this coworker exists all of the sudden that I’ve only heard about after I made it known want hrt
they're saying it's the first Coworker Book ever written
the way Dungeon Crawler Carl is written both gives me a lot of confidence in my own skill as a writer wile simultaneously losing all respect for the reading public
what do you mean this is one of the most popular book series in the world right now
what do you mean this is one of the most popular book series in the world right now
November 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
they're saying it's the first Coworker Book ever written
October 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
accidentally replied: your moms an idiot
after my coworker said “my mom said vote republican because we’ll all get $5 thousand 😁”
after my coworker said “my mom said vote republican because we’ll all get $5 thousand 😁”
November 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
accidentally replied: your moms an idiot
after my coworker said “my mom said vote republican because we’ll all get $5 thousand 😁”
after my coworker said “my mom said vote republican because we’ll all get $5 thousand 😁”
we all have that one coworker that over explains everything to you and the only way to get them stop is to walk away
November 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
we all have that one coworker that over explains everything to you and the only way to get them stop is to walk away
Waiting for a weird Republican coworker to comment on my nails still being painted from Halloween
November 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Waiting for a weird Republican coworker to comment on my nails still being painted from Halloween
coworker just saw me saving an image off twitter of a minion sucking itself off
October 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
coworker just saw me saving an image off twitter of a minion sucking itself off
Office bros being kind for a coworker? Sounds like some decent fellas.
November 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Office bros being kind for a coworker? Sounds like some decent fellas.
Coworker came into the office with some suspiciously covid-like symptoms... ^^"""
November 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Coworker came into the office with some suspiciously covid-like symptoms... ^^"""
Coworker gave us extra prog.
... prog drunk mutt... 💭
... prog drunk mutt... 💭
October 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Coworker gave us extra prog.
... prog drunk mutt... 💭
... prog drunk mutt... 💭
Me after my coworker that is morally opposed to showering shows me his rare Anakins on his phone
Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction
ALT: Veep: Nervous Laughter Reaction
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Me after my coworker that is morally opposed to showering shows me his rare Anakins on his phone
colleague Mark told me a story.
He was antique store shopping.
shop owner saw his shirt. “sewer district?” he said. “hey i pay you my bill every month”
shop coworker: “you should see their social media”
owner: … “social? why?”
coworker: “just do it. you’ll see”
then Mark bought an old table.
He was antique store shopping.
shop owner saw his shirt. “sewer district?” he said. “hey i pay you my bill every month”
shop coworker: “you should see their social media”
owner: … “social? why?”
coworker: “just do it. you’ll see”
then Mark bought an old table.
October 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
colleague Mark told me a story.
He was antique store shopping.
shop owner saw his shirt. “sewer district?” he said. “hey i pay you my bill every month”
shop coworker: “you should see their social media”
owner: … “social? why?”
coworker: “just do it. you’ll see”
then Mark bought an old table.
He was antique store shopping.
shop owner saw his shirt. “sewer district?” he said. “hey i pay you my bill every month”
shop coworker: “you should see their social media”
owner: … “social? why?”
coworker: “just do it. you’ll see”
then Mark bought an old table.