#CoWorker
Me: *complaining about a few issues at work with a coworker*

Manager: Oh hey btw we decided on making you employee of the month since you've been doing such hard work, here's a gift card to the grocery store so you can get some food!

Me: ...........FUCK
November 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
My coworker today wouldn’t keep to himself. He had a vet visit scheduled.
November 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Coworker that we don’t like tried to tell my boss in an email that I definitely plan to leave in August (during Anirevo) to move and now my boss is asking me if I’m good??
November 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Just learned a former coworker is a member of SABR and wrote a baseball book.

Fascinating.
November 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
My shitty MAGA coworker who came in on election day bragging about how "historic" trumps win was. You're gonna see historic, assclown.
November 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
i was in a terrible mood all day but thennnnn my coworker played the current version of witch yuri’s minigame and i am healed 🫶
November 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
that feeling when your coworker JuanitaClay lingers after hours and things shift 😏

y.iw0.net/r/6XsiuVy

#teasing #sexy #nsfw #amateur #nsfwbsky #realnsfw
November 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Today's episode of 'is it that obvious a coworker pissed me off today'
November 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I used to have an Echo Dot. I was laying in bed ready to go to sleep & it randomly came on & I could hear people talking & laughing (like you would with a coworker in the break room). I immediately threw the thing away & refuse to have anything “smart” in my house other than my phone and my laptop.
November 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Ai just needs to die already. My coworker watches soap operas... AI SOAP OPERAS
Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
ALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
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November 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
They are probably so darn tired but still so full of life, hope, and love. I hope they get to rest well after this. I have a bottle of wine in the fridge to celebrate later!

Would it be appropriate for me to bring something to work on Wednesday to "celebrate" like my MAGA coworker did? Lol
November 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
i just know that my former gen z coworker who was both maga and a one piece fan is eating this shit up like a pig at a trough
November 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
If you haven't already, go vote! Tomorrow's your last day. Take a friend/coworker/family member! Check your area to see if local transportation is offering free trips to and from the polls.
November 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
upgraded from work friend to actual friend with a coworker today!! they invited me to a concert on thursday (platonic) and it’s someone ive never heard of 😭
November 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
New insane thing a coworker said to me unprompted tonight

"Computer people...they all wear glasses, code, and are horny. I don't like them."

Just incredible.
November 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
almond confections are like when you see a coworker glammed up for the holiday party
November 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
One year I went to a coworker friend's Halloween party with short hair, a short beard, and wearing a suit and tie.
People who didn't know me assumed it wasn't a costume,
but it worked for her :-)

(Was about to go on a trip to the Middle East, wanted to not look like a hippie to avoid cop problems.)
November 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I couldn’t tell you the actual number my coworker told me, but I have heard all kinds of amounts from people who think a veggie or fruit drink cleanse will make them healthier.

But I don’t respect the concept enough to care what the number is when their kidneys & liver should do the job just fine.
November 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Today my coworker saw a pic of my gf and I in our Halloween costumes and stared at long time at the pic and then zoomed in on my gf and looked up at me and said “good job” lmao
November 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I have a coworker that I didn’t know was running for MI-09. Absolutely no money behind him and he probably won’t win but maybe if enough straight tickets come in you never know.
November 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
My coworker chile, she saw my sketch during training and wanted it in color and I'm like....sure?
Confused Larry David Reaction
ALT: Confused Larry David Reaction
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November 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Saying a *former* coworker of someone else doesn't deserve life is just clearly not a death threat though? You understand how these are different things?
November 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
i need a new job and i need space from my coworker i think
November 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Y'all they are going to be redrawing maps annually and forcing a bunch of bullshit on everyone until we get them out of power. That is it.

Don't text your engaged lib friends tomorrow. Text the coworker you know might not make it. The friend with 3 kids. Make sure they vote.
Really wondering why the TN Supreme Court released its opinion today, one day before an election.

If there ever was a case for waiting 2 days to issue an opinion, this is it. Trying to stomp on the spirit of Nashvillians the night before an election is court interference if I’ve ever seen it.
November 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
My coworker listens to AI music, but swears that there’s a real artist behind it actually writing the lyrics. It took me three seconds to prove her wrong.

This same person votes for conservatives, as if you ever had any doubts. 🙄
November 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM