It’s a very “Any problem can be fixed by a Single Genius Codemonkey!” combined with not giving a shit if people don’t get checks.
March 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s a very “Any problem can be fixed by a Single Genius Codemonkey!” combined with not giving a shit if people don’t get checks.
also, if i were advising, say, anthropic, i would tell them to draw extremely broad and aggressive marketing and messaging distinctions between the CSAM hate machine (xAI), the suicide machine (openAI) and the clippy-but-worse machine (copilot), and focus on being the buddhist codemonkey machine
the other tech companies working on AI will — not now, but eventually — regret having chosen not to draw a bright line between what musk is doing and what they're doing, and google, of all companies, really should know this firsthand, given how much tesla's self-driving informs opinions about waymo
January 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
also, if i were advising, say, anthropic, i would tell them to draw extremely broad and aggressive marketing and messaging distinctions between the CSAM hate machine (xAI), the suicide machine (openAI) and the clippy-but-worse machine (copilot), and focus on being the buddhist codemonkey machine
November 8, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I can see in InfoSec self taught may be real advantage (finding security holes being a lesson in NOT by-the-book,) but as a CTO the problem I see is so few grads who actually learned fundamental principles of software engineering.
Even respectable unis have turned CS into a codemonkey degree-mill.
Even respectable unis have turned CS into a codemonkey degree-mill.
August 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I can see in InfoSec self taught may be real advantage (finding security holes being a lesson in NOT by-the-book,) but as a CTO the problem I see is so few grads who actually learned fundamental principles of software engineering.
Even respectable unis have turned CS into a codemonkey degree-mill.
Even respectable unis have turned CS into a codemonkey degree-mill.
infuriate your local codemonkey by responding to this with "oh, that renpy thing?"
November 11, 2023 at 7:39 AM
infuriate your local codemonkey by responding to this with "oh, that renpy thing?"
My 9 year old is upset because his school no longer pays for a CodeMonkey game subscription on his school Chromebook.
*I* am upset because when he asked the school librarian about this, apparently she answered, "Oh, A.I. is doing all the coding now, kids don't need to learn how to code anymore."
*I* am upset because when he asked the school librarian about this, apparently she answered, "Oh, A.I. is doing all the coding now, kids don't need to learn how to code anymore."
September 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
My 9 year old is upset because his school no longer pays for a CodeMonkey game subscription on his school Chromebook.
*I* am upset because when he asked the school librarian about this, apparently she answered, "Oh, A.I. is doing all the coding now, kids don't need to learn how to code anymore."
*I* am upset because when he asked the school librarian about this, apparently she answered, "Oh, A.I. is doing all the coding now, kids don't need to learn how to code anymore."
A Rebeka (4 a pol roka roka)
#codemonkey
#codemonkey
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A Rebeka (4 a pol roka roka)
#codemonkey
#codemonkey
i thought "codemonkey machine" sort of implied that, but i can see how it didn't (honest, not being snarky)
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
i thought "codemonkey machine" sort of implied that, but i can see how it didn't (honest, not being snarky)
CodeMonkey is a coding platform that makes learning fun for a range of ages and abilities, from five to 14 years old. #edtech #coding
www.techlearning.com/how-to/codem...
www.techlearning.com/how-to/codem...
CodeMonkey: How to Use It to Teach Coding
CodeMonkey makes coding for kids fun and engaging.
www.techlearning.com
February 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
CodeMonkey is a coding platform that makes learning fun for a range of ages and abilities, from five to 14 years old. #edtech #coding
www.techlearning.com/how-to/codem...
www.techlearning.com/how-to/codem...
(Or I should say, maybe they learned it - but they're no bloody good at it.)
My gut tells me CS will go back to what it was in my day (get off my lawn...), a relatively niche highly technical subject, and the codemonkey course grads will be replaced by AI...
My gut tells me CS will go back to what it was in my day (get off my lawn...), a relatively niche highly technical subject, and the codemonkey course grads will be replaced by AI...
August 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
(Or I should say, maybe they learned it - but they're no bloody good at it.)
My gut tells me CS will go back to what it was in my day (get off my lawn...), a relatively niche highly technical subject, and the codemonkey course grads will be replaced by AI...
My gut tells me CS will go back to what it was in my day (get off my lawn...), a relatively niche highly technical subject, and the codemonkey course grads will be replaced by AI...
Na ružovom počítači sa dobre programuje aj dievčatám 🤩 #codemonkey
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Na ružovom počítači sa dobre programuje aj dievčatám 🤩 #codemonkey
I'd like to thank some codemonkey at Apple for telling it like it is.
Apple said it is working on repairing a glitch after some iPhone users noticed that speaking the word “racist” into the voice-to-text feature causes it to write “Trump” before quickly switching to “racist.”
Apple says a bug caused its iPhone voice-to-text feature to spit out 'Trump' when a user says 'racist'
The company said it is rolling out a fix Tuesday, but the issue has spurred outrage among some who are accusing Apple of political bias.
www.nbcnews.com
February 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I'd like to thank some codemonkey at Apple for telling it like it is.
Somehow missed @codemonkeyunity.bsky.social doing a video on our new Artificer asset for #unity3d Thank you for the video and the support CodeMonkey :) #assetstore #gamedev #madewithunity #indiegamedeveloper youtu.be/a6Nv4k2Mqng?...
TOP 10 NEW Systems and Tools MARCH 2026! | Unity Asset Store
YouTube video by Code Monkey
youtu.be
June 8, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Somehow missed @codemonkeyunity.bsky.social doing a video on our new Artificer asset for #unity3d Thank you for the video and the support CodeMonkey :) #assetstore #gamedev #madewithunity #indiegamedeveloper youtu.be/a6Nv4k2Mqng?...
I hear it’s #socktober for #ShowMeYourKnits this week. Here is a very early stage toe. Pattern is Palindrome from @knitty.com
#knitsky #knitting 🧶
#knitsky #knitting 🧶
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I hear it’s #socktober for #ShowMeYourKnits this week. Here is a very early stage toe. Pattern is Palindrome from @knitty.com
#knitsky #knitting 🧶
#knitsky #knitting 🧶
"…I (and some branches of theory of consciousness) don't see a reason why a series of momentary selves that evolve in a causal loop are not enough for that criterion. it's just the easiest way for that loop to exist in nature is as a persistent object"
ok codemonkey. your llm is totes consch
ok codemonkey. your llm is totes consch
July 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
"…I (and some branches of theory of consciousness) don't see a reason why a series of momentary selves that evolve in a causal loop are not enough for that criterion. it's just the easiest way for that loop to exist in nature is as a persistent object"
ok codemonkey. your llm is totes consch
ok codemonkey. your llm is totes consch
Dev Log # 3- Building on Foundations
More codemonkey jibberish, and the prototyping of assets continues.
Link:
outismedia.itch.io/monster-girl...
#MonsterGirl #MonsterGirls #SylviesBar #GameDev
More codemonkey jibberish, and the prototyping of assets continues.
Link:
outismedia.itch.io/monster-girl...
#MonsterGirl #MonsterGirls #SylviesBar #GameDev
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Dev Log # 3- Building on Foundations
More codemonkey jibberish, and the prototyping of assets continues.
Link:
outismedia.itch.io/monster-girl...
#MonsterGirl #MonsterGirls #SylviesBar #GameDev
More codemonkey jibberish, and the prototyping of assets continues.
Link:
outismedia.itch.io/monster-girl...
#MonsterGirl #MonsterGirls #SylviesBar #GameDev
these new lyrics to jonathan coulton's "codemonkey" suck.
Trump take egg.
Trump crash plane.
Trump take job.
Trump crash plane.
Trump take job.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk have fired “multiple FAA lawyers whose job was to help prevent pilots with drug and alcohol problems from getting in the cockpit.”
Musk and Trump want you to die in an airplane crash.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Musk and Trump want you to die in an airplane crash.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
February 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
these new lyrics to jonathan coulton's "codemonkey" suck.
how does this fuck ass app still not have polls
I had polls on my shitty HTML websites in the early 00s
@bsky.app go to codemonkey and figure it out
I had polls on my shitty HTML websites in the early 00s
@bsky.app go to codemonkey and figure it out
August 29, 2026 at 10:08 PM
how does this fuck ass app still not have polls
I had polls on my shitty HTML websites in the early 00s
@bsky.app go to codemonkey and figure it out
I had polls on my shitty HTML websites in the early 00s
@bsky.app go to codemonkey and figure it out
I've had quite a long break from #gamedev but joining the Practice Lab from #CodeMonkey has got me back into it! I'm currently working on implementing a save system for his little city builder scene. #WIPWednesday #unity
April 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I've had quite a long break from #gamedev but joining the Practice Lab from #CodeMonkey has got me back into it! I'm currently working on implementing a save system for his little city builder scene. #WIPWednesday #unity
codemonkey = 1,000,000,000
while coldemonkey > 1
play (in head) (codemonkey_audio)
codemonkey -= 1
while coldemonkey > 1
play (in head) (codemonkey_audio)
codemonkey -= 1
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
codemonkey = 1,000,000,000
while coldemonkey > 1
play (in head) (codemonkey_audio)
codemonkey -= 1
while coldemonkey > 1
play (in head) (codemonkey_audio)
codemonkey -= 1
Here is a video of CodeMonkey at work :D A hitch would add a distraction to the player and pretty much ruin the experience. Still optimizing things.
Kill the Stutter.
#StutterStruggle #unrealengine #indiedevs #techart #gamedev #indie
Kill the Stutter.
#StutterStruggle #unrealengine #indiedevs #techart #gamedev #indie
July 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Here is a video of CodeMonkey at work :D A hitch would add a distraction to the player and pretty much ruin the experience. Still optimizing things.
Kill the Stutter.
#StutterStruggle #unrealengine #indiedevs #techart #gamedev #indie
Kill the Stutter.
#StutterStruggle #unrealengine #indiedevs #techart #gamedev #indie
Jim Watkins is the manboobs dad (L), Ron is the son (R) aka “codemonkey” & believed to be “Q”.
Not certain that they are accused of child abuse but domains they hosted certainly shared questionable material.
Jim is certainly a sex pest, a revolting human being
Not certain that they are accused of child abuse but domains they hosted certainly shared questionable material.
Jim is certainly a sex pest, a revolting human being
April 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Jim Watkins is the manboobs dad (L), Ron is the son (R) aka “codemonkey” & believed to be “Q”.
Not certain that they are accused of child abuse but domains they hosted certainly shared questionable material.
Jim is certainly a sex pest, a revolting human being
Not certain that they are accused of child abuse but domains they hosted certainly shared questionable material.
Jim is certainly a sex pest, a revolting human being
CodeMonkey has just launched a program called the #GameDev Practice Lab. It's not a course and doesn't contain any tutorials. Instead, he builds out a demo scene of some kind and then gives you objectives to complete within that scene to stretch your knowledge. I have joined it! youtu.be/82IrGscQzZ4
I Joined CodeMonkey's GameDev Practice Lab
Play my games free on Itch: https://rheyan.itch.io
CodeMonkey has just launched a membership program called the GameDev Practice Lab. It's not a course and doesn't contain any tutorials. Instead, he…
youtu.be
March 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
CodeMonkey has just launched a program called the #GameDev Practice Lab. It's not a course and doesn't contain any tutorials. Instead, he builds out a demo scene of some kind and then gives you objectives to complete within that scene to stretch your knowledge. I have joined it! youtu.be/82IrGscQzZ4