#codemonkey
Codemonkey like fritos
Codemonkey like tab and mountain dew
November 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Wait what's more wrong with codebunny than codemonkey

Beyond the infantilization/gender of it I guess?
November 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Classic #tech lovers, warm up your #COBAL skillz and pack your cans of TAB, because the schmucks in Accounting have teamed up with the psychobitches in HR, and fired everyone over 50.

Do not, repeat, DO NOT ACCEPT LOWBALL OFFERS. Make them pay.

#geeks #nerds #code #codemonkey #genX
November 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Hey Folks! Gonna' attempt to spark a broadcast! >.<

On Deck: Illustrator-Based Logo Stuff. Got the urge to make a "Thing" & I'll be damned if I don't give into that feeling while I have it.

Swing by and Kill Some Time! = )
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#Webcomic #Digital #Art #Broadcast
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November 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Said engineer should be flogged and sent into the codemonkey pits for a decade
November 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I wish a special place in a bespoke techie hell for every codemonkey who thought it would be cool to mass-enable restarts whenever our OS gods deem it necessary, regardless of whatever *work* we may be in the middle of. Glad auto-save came through for you!
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I have some weirdo Codemonkey script or something that turbo adblocks and I don’t even know what it is. But I think any other service the same way works
October 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
If you're leading a team, you're accountable for code you didn't write. Own and 100% grasp every line even if LLM wrote it.

Vibecode & gastown is dumb, but spicy autocomplete & assistant codemonkey is nice.
October 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Oh, be still my beating heart 💓 recruiter spam for a front-end dev position at an AI-Native...

Lost me there, darling. The 15-year codemonkey chapter of my life may well be closed, for good, if that's all you've got. Still, the return of recruiter spam is an interesting development.
October 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
and this isn't stuff I came up with myself, I learned how to code from CodeMonkey (in the above print, the events and GameAssets logic came from his videos), Freya, Pikuma (even though not C#), lots of Bgolus and other comments on Unity discussions... the list is long XD

and this may not be (+)
October 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
📦 codemonkey/spx-mcp-server v0.3.0

An MCP server for the PHP SPX profiler

🔗 https://github.com/MiniCodeMonkey/spx-mcp-server
October 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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#VibeCoding #CodeMonkey #SecurityHoles #FearAmpLoathing
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September 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
My 9 year old is upset because his school no longer pays for a CodeMonkey game subscription on his school Chromebook.

*I* am upset because when he asked the school librarian about this, apparently she answered, "Oh, A.I. is doing all the coding now, kids don't need to learn how to code anymore."
September 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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September 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
We’re rolling it out in local implementation at my company. I don’t hate it, and it’s quite serviceable as long as you have an actual frontier model so all the planning and upper level organizing. So I think that means I haven’t yet “built” anything with it. But it’s a promising codemonkey.
September 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
My IT husband says he's pretty impressed with how he starts some code and then it finishes with what he was going to write, for checking.

I asked So in a year of your code being auto-completed, would you still be able to write the code?

I also hear AI doesn't produce code consistently.
September 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
whenever someone I love or admire recommends Rupi Kaur's work I feel like opening a vein over my keyboard and just becoming a full-time codemonkey
August 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
how does this fuck ass app still not have polls

I had polls on my shitty HTML websites in the early 00s

@bsky.app go to codemonkey and figure it out
August 29, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Representative Line: Both Ways Bug Me
There are many cases where some sort of debugging block sneaks by, especially cases where we see preprocessors or templates working, which leave us with nonsense like `if (true == false)` running in production. But **Codemonkey** found a new twist on that sort of thing, in a SQL query being run in production. WHERE (some conditions) AND (1 = 0 OR (1 = 1 AND (other conditions))) The `OR` means that by twiddling the first equality check, we can toggle "always return rows" with "return based on condition". Toggling the second we can make it "never return rows", which I'm not certain is actually useful. I can see how these likely did start life as debugging flags, but they're still weird, still unnatural. They point to some other problem in observability in the code. And, as all "good" flags go, they're not documented anywhere, this seems like it started life as a query an analyst was running until it got turned into stored procedure to be run again and again. The flags have never been changed since the code was released, as far as anyone can tell. [Advertisement] **Plan Your .NET 9 Migration with Confidence** Your journey to .NET 9 is more than just one decision.Avoid migration migraines with the advice in this free guide. **Download Free Guide Now!**
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August 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The vibe coder is supposed to be a good codemonkey himself to architect the damn thing. Pure vibe coding results in a unique spaghetti code, that seems modular and properly decoupled, but in such a lovecraftian way it just immediately causes insanity.
July 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
He loves Scratch, Khan Academy, and Khan Academy Kids.

CodeMonkey sounds familiar for some reason. So Ima check w his teacher bc I know they have a STEM elective
April 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hey! He uses Scratch and Scratch Jr. for coding.

I THINK his school has an account for students for codemonkey. Ima check first
April 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
codemonkey = 1,000,000,000
while coldemonkey > 1
play (in head) (codemonkey_audio)
codemonkey -= 1
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No human, only codemonkey!

If you want a vacation, take a cushy corporate job, ya bum! (Well, that is, if they actually allow you to ever use the vacation hours you accumulate...)
July 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM