#Colonists
Drew another one of my Rimworld colonists
August 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Drew another one of my Rimworld colonists pt23
August 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Drew another one of my Rimworld colonists pt4
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Drew another one of my Rimworld colonists pt2
August 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My creepy alien fungus story is out today in Trollbreath!

Paywalled until mid-January, but do yourself a favor and support a new magazine!

magazine.trollbreath.com/the-colonists/
The Colonists -
The Colonists
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December 2, 2024 at 12:58 AM
“These unruly colonists need to pipe down!”
- King George, probably
Rep. Roger Williams: "People need to quit demonstrating, quit yelling at law enforcement, challenging law enforcement, and begin to get civil."
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Will Stancil is defending settler colonists now.
Is Will Stancil being treated as a "lolcow", or is he a mediocre white man who is trying to use his 40k followers to bully women of color who call him out on his bullshit off the internet

(Granted, you might not see the problem with his original statement, given your fondness for genocide apologia)
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
On this July 4, please pause to remember that one of the colonists’ complaints in the Declaration was that the Crown was paying its judges.
July 4, 2024 at 3:48 PM
After all, wasn't the main demand of the colonists:

*BETTER* *TRAINED* *REDCOATS*
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Like the American colonists in 1776, we are at war against a brutal regime.
July 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Dems need to stop this "When it's all over, we'll be remembered as the ones who followed the rules" stuff, because that's how the British army had their asses handed to them in the Revolution.

The followed the rules of war. The Colonists ambushed them from trees.

We need to be Colonists.
August 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Been playing a little Rimworld and got an urge to doodle up my colonists.
September 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
March 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The white maga colonists?
June 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Now, actual anti-colonial revolts CAN include the colonists, interestingly enough... the Irish revolution stands out as an example. Some colonists gaelicized over the centuries. But the US revolution was absolutely no such thing.
July 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
We just broke RimWorld's peak concurrent player count. Over 66,000 colonists playing at once. Wow.
July 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Today marked the largest anti-King protests on US soil since the colonists rose up against King George!
June 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“How dare the colonized ask anything of the colonists”
June 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Our Founding Fathers and generations of American colonists and English before them opposed a standing army. They would recoil at this imagery.

It’s fundamentally un-American.
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Musk still have a few hours left to achieve AGI, and land colonists on Mars.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM