#ComedyLife
April 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If I dated more men, would I finally care about Taylor Swift?

#TourDiaries #RiaLina #ComedyLife #StandUpComedy
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Open mic in Reykjavik 📚🎤
Had fun, even if I was sweating like a fat man after a rushed hike 💦
Iceland wasn’t ready for me representing both Germans 🇩🇪 and USA 🇺🇸 in one body.
Scary times, but I survived ✌️

#StandUp #Comedy #ComedyLife #OpenMic #Comedian #OnlyFons
August 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
How many kisses is too many kisses? xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Full tour diaries on Patreon #TourDiaries

#RiaLina #ComedyLife #funny #kiss
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I rate myself on the German 🇩🇪, American 🇺🇸, gay 🌈, and gay bear 🐻 spectrum. Spoiler: it’s a different rating everywhere.

🎤 Next up: Catch me THIS WEDNESDAY at Dr. Grins, Grand Rapids.
👉 Tickets via alfonsmueller.com

#StandUpComedy #GayBear #GermanComedian #GrandRapidsComedy #DrGrins #ComedyLife
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Got fresh pics from the fantastic Patrick Hanrahan 📸
Yes, even this mediocre plus-size German comedian 🇩🇪 can shine under the right lightbulb 💡
Now taking bookings! Comedy hustle never sleeps 😅

#NewHeadshots #OnlyFons #StandUpGrind #QueerComedy #FunnyFons #PlusSizeFunny #ComedyLife #GermanBear
May 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Weight loss meds are great.
Especially when they’re gummies. 🍬
Corporate meetings are way more fun when you’re playing “What’s That Gummy?” in your morning bowl of happymakers.

#StandUpComedy #ComedyShow #WorkHumor #CorporateLife #StandUp #ComedyLife
August 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Loneliness hits different when you’re driving for 3 decades… from cruising to swiping through faceless profiles on cruising apps. 🚗💔👤 Is it too much to ask for a face pic? 😂

Catch me live at my upcoming shows in Michigan! 😉

#StandUpComedy #ComedyLife #QueerComedians #FacelessProfiles
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hello, I'm Mike Usenick. Entertainer/Podcaster/Soul Trapped In Human Form. Currently, I live in Ohio. Well, that's my first post on here. Let's see how many more there'll be.

#introduction #ComedyLife #Comedy #Comedian #BlueSky #Podcaster #Humanoid #Ohio #FollowMe
November 15, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I need all the money @sickwitit_gmb 😂 @_quezzytoohard @quezzytoohard #comedyvideos #comedy #comedyvideo #comedyposts #comedylife #comedyreels #blackcomedy #justcomedy #comedy
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I need all the money @sickwitit_gmb 😂 @_quezzytoohard @quezzytoohard #comedyvideos #comedy #comedyvideo #comedyposts #comedylife #comedyreels #blackcomedy #justcomedy #comedy
March 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
#SecondSeshOur #interview with comedian Gabriel Rutledge dives into his world of stand-up, blending raw humor and humanity. Explore how he keeps it real on stage while tackling life’s absurdities.
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#PotCultureMagazine #StonerFam #ComedyLife #Comedy
November 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Exit strategy 🎭
Sneak past the snack table's glow
"Just one more!" they plead 🍕


#haiku #partytime #comedylife
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I love being a #comedian, and #theroad is part of the fun, but nothing makes me happier than hitting "home" on the navigation and pointing my car towards #Houston because it means I'll be seeing my beautiful wife soon.

2000 miles down, 500 to go!

#roadlife #comedy #comedylife #gross
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Two left feet collide 💃
Uncle Frank starts doing spins,
I just spill my drink 🍹


#haiku #weddingdance #comedylife
April 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Midnight, time to go 🕛
Faking hugs, avoiding eyes,
Sneak out like a pro 🤫

#haiku #partyexit #comedylife
May 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My new set starts off with a #PSA as I shared about my important work at the ‘Department About Foreigners Of Countries with critical history’ (DAFOCC). My mission? Clearing up last weeks confusion about Roman salutes 🤦‍♂️💪

#ComedyLife #StandUpComedy #DAFOCC #WestMichiganComedy
#Weird #ElonMusk
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
New record today. Made 2 people walk out only 3 min into the show!

#comedygoals

#comedian

#comedylife

#comedy
January 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM