#imagine
Imagine being sad that you didn’t get your ethnic cleansing bonus.
November 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
imagine being THIS scared of a 5’ tall 26-year-old narcoleptic bimbo lmfaooo
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Imagine being as selfish and delusional as haley Stevens
October 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Imagine if Joe Biden had spoken like this!
October 31, 2026 at 5:01 AM
imagine having a haley stevens lawn sign lol
November 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
imagine blowing up your entire political future for a man that ugly
November 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Imagine how low a human has to go to respect this vile piece of human shit!
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October 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Imagine if our nominee was Haley Stevens right now and then imagine how she would talk about the Iran War
October 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
- Imagine yourself hungry, and you can't afford to buy food! - Okay, imagine you can't speak?

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November 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus' boss happy
November 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Imagine being such an ineffective ratfucker you manage to score a final days Bruce endorsement for your opponent
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.

Bruce Springsteen
November 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Imagine being between these two big bellies whos going first
November 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
How did Haley Stevens imagine this playing out, one wonders
November 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Imagine what she wouldve done to trans people lol
This is what Antisemitism looks like: Joining a campaign of SIEG HEILING NAZIS, endangering every community in the country, for reasons of Zionist psychosis. GHOUL.
November 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
imagine me believing a white man
Who do yall think was telling the truth between Mariah and Eminem?
November 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Imagine having voted for Stevens lmao
November 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
YEAH,JUST IMAGINE THAT....
November 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Imagine spending $30m on this idiot. Imagine what that money could have been used for. I need a new laptop for starters.
November 2, 2026 at 10:12 AM
imagine hating me and im just over here experiencing whiskey
November 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Imagine the political earthquake for Republicans if Texas turned BLUE.

Record early turnout, with roughly 8 MILLION votes cast. And a new poll has Talarico beating Paxton by 7 points!

Hard to imagine all those folks standing in long lines to vote for corrupt Ken Paxton.
#BlueWaveInOneDay
November 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Imagine explaining this out loud to people in your life…
Malfoid is a gender flipped Malfoy. "foid" is an incel term meaning "female humanoid" to imply women do not have agency or are capable of thinking.

Yes, though. They're sexualizing a character that would be under 18 for most of the story.
November 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Imagine a school teacher talking like that and how god damn fast they would be without a job.
November 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social imagine being even half this excited about literally anything
November 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'm genuinely impressed by this one. Imagine watching that all go down this weekend and then writing those words.
November 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Imagine being able to just do that.
November 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM