#Comprehend
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glitchritual.com
“Lovecraftian horror”

My dude it’s tentacles. I can comprehend tentacles
October 16, 2024 at 6:44 PM
victor.hogemann.com
The American mind cannot comprehend this
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
loripica.bsky.social
MTG can’t read or comprehend!
June 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
notalawyer.bsky.social
the average person could not comprehend what podcasters suffer
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Aug 5
"Hate to tell you" OK so don't tell us
August 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
drfrancisyoung.bsky.social
The terminally online mind cannot comprehend this
June 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
holyhonedge.bsky.social
No kings, unless it's Zuko. He clearly comprehend the full weight of his crown.
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
celebrityhottub.bsky.social
still can’t fully comprehend this
tsnofficial.bsky.social TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 8d
One of the CRAZIEST endings you’ll ever see ‼️

NC State goes for the intentional safety, then fumbles, and Vanderbilt scores to win it as the clock hits 0:00 🤯

(via ESPN)
September 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
junlper.beer
always funny when british people post stuff like "americans cannot comprehend this" and it's a picture of indescribably mushy, inhumane looking food. we can comprehend that. we have white people here too
October 10, 2023 at 11:08 PM
alexblechman.bsky.social
H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
October 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
piperformissouri.bsky.social
More grace and class than Trump will ever be able to comprehend…
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
cardboardrevolution.com
"as a conservative, I can't comprehend people being brave?"
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
dragynwing.bsky.social
Ken hustles at a level mortals cannot comprehend.
January 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
paleofuture.bsky.social
The European mind cannot comprehend this
amybrown.xyz amy brown @amybrown.xyz · Jul 3
the zoomers have rebranded vacation
What is a micro-retirement? Inside the latest Gen Z trend (Fast Company) Gen Z is rethinking retirement—by taking it in mini doses. The rising trend of *micro-retirements* means career professionals are pressing pause for 1-2 weeks every year to avoid burnout and boost well-being. While it's gaining traction (even among non-Gen Z workers), experts warn these breaks could come with long-term financial and career tradeoffs. Is unplugging worth the risk? Here's what to consider before booking your "someday" now.
July 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
beardedstoner.bsky.social
If you have to pay people to vote your way, it must be hard to comprehend people hating you for free.
thorbenson.bsky.social Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · Mar 31
The worst people in the world are like "They must be getting paid to hate me" when in reality everyone is happy to hate them for free
March 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
livagar.bsky.social
The Canadian mind cannot comprehend 2000 calorie breakfast sandwich
January 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
markhamillofficial.bsky.social
"It is difficult to comprehend the level of state-sponsored criminality we are witnessing because our country has never experienced anything like it."- #NYDailyNews

(wait'll ya experience the midterms...)

#AccountabilityIsComing ⚖️
February 19, 2026 at 8:37 PM
taliabhatt.itch.io
I think most cis people don't comprehend how single-minded, obsessive, and truly sexually inappropriate transphobes are.
hollybaleen.bsky.social Holly Baleen @hollybaleen.bsky.social · Jun 15
The Chair of Sex Matters is currently crowdfunding for a quick SRY swab, to potentially use in schools. My Daughter is 20 now but if I’d heard they’d used something like this on her I’d have been down that school faster than shit off a shovel. It’s possibly one of the most evil things they’ve done.
Emma Hilton O Follow @FondOfBeetles Hello all. A quick update from me. My sex screen assay is progressing well. I promised rapid: I can detect SRY from a cheek swab in about 30 minutes. I am currently testing whether I can drop it to 10 minutes without compromising reliability. I promised cheap: The current cost per assay is about E2. I am currently testing whether I can drop this to below the pound line, and it's very promising. I promised accessible: The assay could be run by any grassroots sports coach, school nurse, and my Mum. I promised on-site: This is where my lab efforts are currently focussed. I've always held "from the UK to Uganda" as a principle, and ensuring easy deployment is crucial. I'm currently learning a lot of materials science... The other main push is setting up various blinded, larger-scale tests. This will require lots of form filling. If anyone wants to help me hit my final budget target, my crowdfunder is here. ©) Emma Hilton • @FondOfB... • 22 Dec 25 Every girl deserves a fair chance in sports. Developing a rapid, low-cost sex screening method can protect women's categories and promote equality. Your support can make this vision a reality. Please share an... 8:00 - 12 Jun 26 - 170K Views
June 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
dennycarter.bsky.social
The zoomers can’t comprehend how big this pose was in the early 2000s
March 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
domi.zip
imagine you are killed while your brain is scanned by beings you cannot comprehend to comprehend and you wake up in a virtual purgatory waving swords around
September 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
ceej.online
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
aphclarkson.bsky.social
The American mind cannot comprehend this
June 19, 2026 at 7:56 AM
pintodk.bsky.social
“You can’t even comprehend my outrageous creative ideas”

The outrageous idea: what if dragon had sunglasses
September 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
coachfinstock.bsky.social
Wild scenes. Absolutely wild. My brain can't comprehend this kind of behavior
longtimehistory.bsky.social LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · Dec 25
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
josephpolitano.bsky.social
The American Mind cannot comprehend 84% voter turnout
de.whln.eu Deutschland Wählt / Österreich Wählt @de.whln.eu · Feb 23
BUNDESTAGSWAHL: Prognostizierte Wahlbeteiligung

Infratest dimap/ARD: 84,0% (+7,6)
Forschungsgruppe Wahlen/ZDF: 83,0% (+6,6)

Änderungen zu 2021
#Bundestagswahl2025 #btw25
February 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM