#Compute
Learning and compute are not nouns.
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
SEXY CHINESE SPY: so tell me more about mixed-precision compute and how it affects the overall thermal envelope of consumer boards vs datacenter buildouts
November 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this and an obscene amount of local compute
November 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
but enough about my planned compute coöperative
introducing the CUDAcule
November 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Every CEO: No, does not possibly compute, she's definitely into me
November 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I'm optimistically assuming that he needed a few days to compute how resistlib the 218th member of his caucus will be
November 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
We spent billions of dollars on compute just so an algorithm could explain your punchline back to you in bullet points.
November 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I'm anti datacenters. I'm pro-datacenter. We should designate a 500 by 500 kilometer spot in the Sahara desert and run all of earths compute there
November 8, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Does not compute
November 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
if you refer to a data center as a compute campus i'll assume you're a fed
November 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
so does Epic plan to provide compute, or do you have to plug this shit into some other party for the compute
November 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
they couldn't talk shit about who they're buying all that compute from i guess
November 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
“compute campus”
November 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
November 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
🚨 Last week, Sam Altman suggested that big tech should own all the compute, and people shouldn’t be allowed to buy RAM.

Then several days later, reports started emerging that Amazon began refusing orders and shutting down accounts of people buying compute.

Safe to say, 1984 is now reality…
November 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The words above appear familiar but the word order and usage come across as… unusual
The Jetsons Robot Says 'That Does Not Compute!'
ALT: The Jetsons Robot Says 'That Does Not Compute!'
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November 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Blue Texas at every level, including the State Supreme Court, just does not compute at all lmao
November 4, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I love this story. China sending in a hot spy to steal GPU architecture secrets. She's like:

"mmm baby that was great, I have a question though. Are you using a mesh-based clock distribution network or a hierarchical clock tree, and how are you managing skew across increasingly large compute dies?"
November 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
my thoughts on "compute campuses"
got to the part of the making of the atomic bomb by richard rhodes where Merle Tuve independently discovers the scientific discipline of Marketing from first principles. NIMBYs also harder to defeat than splitting the atom
November 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Right to Compute?
Missoula company CubCloud AI has sued the city of Missoula over a recent zoning change that blocks data center development within the city limits, citing the state’s Right to Compute Act.
Missoula AI company sues city over data center restrictions
CubCloud AI argues the city’s ban on data centers violates the state’s Right to Compute Act.
montanafreepress.org
November 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Ali Velshi fritzing out that the lefty Democrat, Angie Nixon, is outperforming the centrist former Republican, David Jolly. Like, practically spitting out, "That does not compute! That does not compute!"
November 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I am getting tired of this "Haiku is super smart and better than every Chinese model and also I rectally source basic facts about compute" stuff
November 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
AI academic research results aren't going away, but tech companies giving away free energy-intensive/expensive compute powered by gas is unsustainable.
November 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
we are nationalizing the AI labs and devoting 10% of global compute to intersectionality research
November 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I see the words but my mind cannot compute.
Wdym Starbucks is selling short rib sandwiches???????????????
November 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM