#Computed
“I wish they had computed a bit less and thought a bit more” is a quotation for our age.
This is just going to be the first of many, many stories you are going to read about big tech companies faking "AI for climate" claims. The sheer volume of AI-climate-washing going on right now is huge, and it's very likely most of the claims are fabricated or exaggerated

archive.is/8sYNv
July 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
REMINDER:

CPI is computed and published by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
August 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The term computer originally described female mathematicians who MANUALLY computed complex engineering and astronomy data.
the people who spread the “female brains are bad at math and spatial reasoning” lies should be tried at the Hague
Another fun wrinkle from that period (that might still exist): I was good at math and loved it and then my geometry teacher told me that I'd probably struggle because female brains were bad at spatial thinking. I kept loving math & being good at it but assumed that would end so I ended it first.
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Computed leaves 🍃, perfect for Fall season
- GPU Physics
- Infinite
- Wind
- Less friction on water

Performance looks good. I hope I can keep it 🤞
January 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
wait it's just instantly computed for you? the moment you load it? is AT Protocol actually good??
Try For You: bsky.app/profile/spac...

Use likes and "show less like this" to adjust.
June 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
We've computed too deep
Are we uhhhhh tampering with vast forces beyond our ken?
May 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
What is green, angry, and can be computed in near-linear time?

The convex Hulk
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I haven’t computed anything on my computer in months. Not sure why I have this thing.
January 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
terrifying. i just got more pro-choice.
May 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Sabeen Bhatt, 30, has mentally computed the answer to a previously unsolved physics problem, but, after 40 minutes of being stuck sitting on the edge of her bathtub in just a towel, has been unable to do anything about it.
AuDHD woman simultaneously unstoppable force and immovable object
An AuDHD woman would make a groundbreaking contribution to the world if she were able to do anything at all, it has been reported. Sabeen Bhatt, 30, has mentally computed the answer to a previously…
thedailytism.com
March 20, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I still haven’t computed that it’s 2025 man
January 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“To conceptualize reciprocal tariffs, the tariff rates that would drive bilateral trade deficits to zero were computed”

ustr.gov/issue-areas/...

This is just stupid.
April 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
🌲 CT scan of an Allocasuarina tessellata cone.
With thanks to the National X-ray Computed Tomography group.
May 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Something just computed
January 11, 2024 at 1:55 AM
These words wouldn’t have computed even a year ago
Roger Stone says it is “a tragedy” and “not fair” that he was outbid by The Onion in his attempt to buy InfoWars in the bankruptcy auction to keep it going, and wants Matt Gaetz to investigate what happened as soon as he takes office as AG.
November 15, 2024 at 1:44 AM
comp.splat.top/learn

I've built an interactive ranking simulator to try and explain how comp.splat.top scores are computed.

This is actually a simplified version, but should explain the principle I hope
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
'Ultra-low Dose Coronary Computed Tomography Angiography', 'Photon-counting detector computed tomography (PCD-CT)...shows promise for significant dose reduction in coronary computed tomography angiography ( #CCTA)' #cardiosky
academic.oup.com/ehjimp/advan...
Ultra-low Dose Coronary Computed Tomography Angiography Using Photon-counting Detector Computed Tomography
AbstractBackground. Photon-counting detector computed tomography (PCD-CT), which allows exclusion of electronic noise, shows promise for significant dose r
academic.oup.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Final take for the #boids ! Testing a flock of 16k boids, entirely computed in GPU. No more CPU boilerplate, thx to the precious help of Jason Knight (from X). The code is available at @thegodotbarn.com . #gamedev #godot #glsl
January 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Very small technical summary: an error condition in one of the indexer's work queues was blocking progress. This meant that the users could create posts and likes and etc, but those actions couldn't get computed by the application.
January 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Out today in @nature.com: we show that individual neurons have diverse tuning to a decision variable computed by the entire population, revealing a unifying geometric principle for the encoding of sensory and dynamic cognitive variables.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
June 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Trump: "The Times Siena Poll, which is always tremendously negative to me, especially just before the Election of 2024, where I won in a Landslide, will be added to my lawsuit against The Failing New York Times. Our lawyers demanded they keep all Records, and how they “computed” these fake results!"
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The forecast computed based on what?
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It was literally a computer, that computed with a voice output. Data was the AI, created by a madman. These guys just want a Cortana.
October 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
It is so painfully plausible and grounded that an AI computed that warfare is just good business, and when revealed to the public, everyone just goes back to work and does their thing.
July 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM