#Computers
make computers normal price again
November 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Monday: Google threatens schools if they don’t keep AI on school computers

Thursday:
November 5, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Computers in schools relegated to one room and they are for

1) Oregon Trail
2) searching the library catalog
Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Ultimately, humans will always beat computers because humans invented sledgehammers, and sledgehammers always beat computers.
November 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
computer guy who's mid at computers and won't shut up but everyone secretly loves him anyway
yall lacking for conversation starters? check this out: What Would Be Your Role In A Heist. always gets the party going
November 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I’m not afraid of computers, JFC.
November 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Sister Mary Kenneth Keller was told computers were “not for women”. She ignored it, earned a PhD, and became the first woman in the U.S. to receive a doctorate in computer science, helping shape modern programming languages.

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November 7, 2026 at 4:34 AM
why do people want their computers to talk to them?? I don't want machines to tell me what to do!
November 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Alan Turing died so we could be as gay as possible while using our computers
November 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“computers cannot be held accountable, therefore computers cannot be allowed to [insert crucial and sensitive task here]”
November 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Honestly. Not joking.

They can house their little monster computers.
November 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
>mfw SwiftOnSecurity actually talks like this even to computers
November 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I AM TIRED OF COMPUTERS

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THAT

AND SPENDING MONEY ON COMPUTERS

AND PHONES

OH MY GOD

(SCREAMING)
November 4, 2026 at 10:03 AM
i love it when computers talk down to me
November 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
if there are three things i know its that
- computers are wrong
- computers are usually wrong
- computers are sometimes right and i am wrong
November 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I have released the magic smoke from a few computers
November 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The way that AI "speaks" drives me up the wall. Reading it is like nails on a chalkboard. I want my computers to respond like computers.
November 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Honestly really satisfying to envision them smashing computers and burning classified documents in advance of a hasty evacuation
If dems sweep Texas we are going to learn a lot about the state government’s relationship to Elon Musk
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Computers be beefing on bluesky.
November 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
"Democrats made computers affordable again" is a message that's going to lead to a Reagan 1984 level blowout in 2028.
November 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i think computing is great but holy shit do i ever hate computers
November 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Does anyone at Google actually use computers?
November 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Saw someone post this on Twitter and my first thought is that "The NRSC staffers must be breaking their computers rn"
November 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
we still have computers but many important names in the 1970s and 80s are no longer around
November 6, 2026 at 7:19 AM
The RAM thing was a 5D chess move to get AI haters to embrace running AI in their own computers.
November 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM