computes need 99999 power for latest flowerrs technologie
July 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
computes need 99999 power for latest flowerrs technologie
Price of eggs vs "technically a criminal." Yes, that computes.
December 19, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Price of eggs vs "technically a criminal." Yes, that computes.
This is so important. The focus on job numbers ignores the fact that the BLS computes inflation (the CPI) which is directly linked to many government and non-government benefits. Any attempt at politicizing inflation numbers is very, very, very bad…
Looming problems from BLS statistics politicization. Social security benefits and many long term labor market contracts are indexed to the CPI. BLS makes the CPI. Recipients care about indexed cost of living increases, a lot.
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August 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is so important. The focus on job numbers ignores the fact that the BLS computes inflation (the CPI) which is directly linked to many government and non-government benefits. Any attempt at politicizing inflation numbers is very, very, very bad…
Optimal transport computes an interpolation between two distributions using an optimal coupling. Flow matching, on the other hand, uses a simpler “independent” coupling, which is the product of the marginals.
December 2, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Optimal transport computes an interpolation between two distributions using an optimal coupling. Flow matching, on the other hand, uses a simpler “independent” coupling, which is the product of the marginals.
Much needed updates.
1. Hemlock was presented at CCS in Oct. We are working on releasing a usable tool in coming weeks.
2. Our next paper is peer-reviewed & accepted by USENIX Security 2026. It is a Model Provenance tool that computes "feature fingerprints" from genAI image models.
1. Hemlock was presented at CCS in Oct. We are working on releasing a usable tool in coming weeks.
2. Our next paper is peer-reviewed & accepted by USENIX Security 2026. It is a Model Provenance tool that computes "feature fingerprints" from genAI image models.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Much needed updates.
1. Hemlock was presented at CCS in Oct. We are working on releasing a usable tool in coming weeks.
2. Our next paper is peer-reviewed & accepted by USENIX Security 2026. It is a Model Provenance tool that computes "feature fingerprints" from genAI image models.
1. Hemlock was presented at CCS in Oct. We are working on releasing a usable tool in coming weeks.
2. Our next paper is peer-reviewed & accepted by USENIX Security 2026. It is a Model Provenance tool that computes "feature fingerprints" from genAI image models.
/me computes exp( i H t )
you know the universe is just linear algebra, right?
you know the universe is just linear algebra, right?
September 22, 2026 at 3:48 AM
/me computes exp( i H t )
you know the universe is just linear algebra, right?
you know the universe is just linear algebra, right?
anyway a white guy called Norm being our first ever podium finish at an Olympics and also being popular is actually super on brand for India because nothing about this country actually computes
July 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
anyway a white guy called Norm being our first ever podium finish at an Olympics and also being popular is actually super on brand for India because nothing about this country actually computes
Windows 95 VHS video guide with Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston (1995) 😁
#computes #software #funny #instruction #oldtimes
#computes #software #funny #instruction #oldtimes
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Windows 95 VHS video guide with Matthew Perry and Jennifer Aniston (1995) 😁
#computes #software #funny #instruction #oldtimes
#computes #software #funny #instruction #oldtimes
Well, we know that guy’s a liar so that computes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Well, we know that guy’s a liar so that computes.
Fascists think the only purpose of art is to exalt themselves. Nothing else computes.
September 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Fascists think the only purpose of art is to exalt themselves. Nothing else computes.
Trump administration doesn't know how graduate schools work. That computes.
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Trump administration doesn't know how graduate schools work. That computes.
Stancil has no idea he’s arguing against a concept that’s even widely accepted by non leftist. Materialism is common sense, but Wills brain only computes “left bad”
it’s funny to watch this argument play out because stancil has read this as “things were bad under Biden” when this person is making a “the superstructure under capitalism went hard for trump for nakedly materialist reasons” which is exactly stancil’s whole schtick
What I mean is that capitalists bought the election. Trump was not prosecuted. Our institutions are not actually controlled by the collective. Capitalists own the ideological apparatuses and capital controls our two parties. Many of the things Trump is doing do actually have precedent.
April 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Stancil has no idea he’s arguing against a concept that’s even widely accepted by non leftist. Materialism is common sense, but Wills brain only computes “left bad”
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... ... ...I don't know if this is being sarcastic or not because if you study this stuff enough whether or not it computes LOGICALLY it computes, uh - "not as infrequently as one might expect?"
Like it doesn't make SENSE? But it also wouldn't SHOCK me 🤷♂️
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... ... ...I don't know if this is being sarcastic or not because if you study this stuff enough whether or not it computes LOGICALLY it computes, uh - "not as infrequently as one might expect?"
Like it doesn't make SENSE? But it also wouldn't SHOCK me 🤷♂️
How do you reconcile a “left wing” guy who has a roommate boyfriend who is transitioning with a guy who was a Gropyer and Nick Fuentes loyalist? Does not compute.
September 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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... ... ...I don't know if this is being sarcastic or not because if you study this stuff enough whether or not it computes LOGICALLY it computes, uh - "not as infrequently as one might expect?"
Like it doesn't make SENSE? But it also wouldn't SHOCK me 🤷♂️
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... ... ...I don't know if this is being sarcastic or not because if you study this stuff enough whether or not it computes LOGICALLY it computes, uh - "not as infrequently as one might expect?"
Like it doesn't make SENSE? But it also wouldn't SHOCK me 🤷♂️
Well, my database now computes 1,431 counties/zones for Sunday and 1,281 max on Saturday, that's wildly above the previous max value denoted below
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Well, my database now computes 1,431 counties/zones for Sunday and 1,281 max on Saturday, that's wildly above the previous max value denoted below
R SemanticDistance package beta version live. Computes pairwise distance (dog:leash, dog:wolf) in both ordered (ngram-to-word) and unordered text (word list to matrix of distances, word pairs in columns). Suggestions welcome, demos coming. reilly-conceptscognitionlab.github.io/SemanticDist...
SemanticDistance
Computes Pairwise Semantic Distance Between Chunks (ngrams, words, turns)
reilly-conceptscognitionlab.github.io
May 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
R SemanticDistance package beta version live. Computes pairwise distance (dog:leash, dog:wolf) in both ordered (ngram-to-word) and unordered text (word list to matrix of distances, word pairs in columns). Suggestions welcome, demos coming. reilly-conceptscognitionlab.github.io/SemanticDist...
Oh god yes, I keep forgetting they all just think AI means when a computer computes something
This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...
July 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Oh god yes, I keep forgetting they all just think AI means when a computer computes something
He's horny for power so it still computes
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He's horny for power so it still computes
But none of that argues against the now strong evidence that SOME brain regions conduct very specific functions: the FFA "does" face recognition, the PPA "does" place recognition, language cortex computes linguistic representations, the rTPJ computes representations of the contents of other minds.
September 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
But none of that argues against the now strong evidence that SOME brain regions conduct very specific functions: the FFA "does" face recognition, the PPA "does" place recognition, language cortex computes linguistic representations, the rTPJ computes representations of the contents of other minds.
never fucking mind this is the funniest part of the announcement THEY'RE FORCING VERSE ON EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i hope you like functional verbosity<computes><transacts><decides>()
i hope you like functional verbosity<computes><transacts><decides>()
![# Functions with different effects
PureFunction(X:int)<computes>:int = X + 1
FailableFunction(X:int)<computes><decides>:int =
X > 0
X + 1
# Conditional selection joins effects
SelectFunction(UseFailable:logic):type{_(:int)<computes><decides>:int} =
if (UseFailable?):
FailableFunction # Has <computes><decides>
else:
PureFunction # Has <computes>
# Result type must account for both: <computes><decides>
# The returned function might fail (from FailableFunction)
# or might not (from PureFunction), so type must include <decides>
F := SelectFunction(true)
Result := F[5] # Must use [] because result type has <decides>](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xtzdbt3kmdb6ef3wumhkhktd/bafkreifnhhytun34o3qj73somkgbfsocagy3gaj4j43qsjip6g2b4dzlfu)
June 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
never fucking mind this is the funniest part of the announcement THEY'RE FORCING VERSE ON EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i hope you like functional verbosity<computes><transacts><decides>()
i hope you like functional verbosity<computes><transacts><decides>()
It computes with waves/field effects. I said that too
February 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It computes with waves/field effects. I said that too
Link again.
www.anthropic.com/research/yes...
www.anthropic.com/research/yes...
Claude computes a nine-loop amplitude in N=4 super-Yang-Mills
Claude computes a nine-loop amplitude in N=4 super-Yang-Mills
www.anthropic.com
September 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Link again.
www.anthropic.com/research/yes...
www.anthropic.com/research/yes...
water is a machine that computes the melting and boiling points of its current setting
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
water is a machine that computes the melting and boiling points of its current setting
This is the "don't be mean to my disabled son" lady calling other people retards. That computes.
March 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is the "don't be mean to my disabled son" lady calling other people retards. That computes.