FINALLY POOPED
BE GONE YE ACCURSED CONSTIPATION
BE GONE YE ACCURSED CONSTIPATION
September 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
FINALLY POOPED
BE GONE YE ACCURSED CONSTIPATION
BE GONE YE ACCURSED CONSTIPATION
Trump comparing himself to a man who would soon after die from a lethal combination of drugs and chronic constipation
August 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Trump comparing himself to a man who would soon after die from a lethal combination of drugs and chronic constipation
Explaining constipation to a 3yo
September 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Explaining constipation to a 3yo
Spotted in Copenhagen
May 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Spotted in Copenhagen
The constipation alone, Jesus
June 5, 2024 at 1:33 AM
The constipation alone, Jesus
Cause of death: cheese constipation
March 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Cause of death: cheese constipation
nausea + constipation = Trumpstipation?
January 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
nausea + constipation = Trumpstipation?
La constipation, ce fléau.
July 31, 2024 at 2:55 PM
La constipation, ce fléau.
Constipation?
Hard pass.
Hard pass.
July 15, 2023 at 11:15 AM
Constipation?
Hard pass.
Hard pass.
vrai homme meurt de constipation
this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
January 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
vrai homme meurt de constipation
It’s that constipation like you know when you feel the shit has texture like it’s studded
July 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s that constipation like you know when you feel the shit has texture like it’s studded
He's the world leader in diagnosing unusual and mysterious cases of constipation.
They call him the No Shit Sherlock.
They call him the No Shit Sherlock.
April 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
He's the world leader in diagnosing unusual and mysterious cases of constipation.
They call him the No Shit Sherlock.
They call him the No Shit Sherlock.
me, keeping it to myself:
Constipation
ALT: Constipation
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July 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
me, keeping it to myself:
You may have seen my cameos in the following docu-dramas:
Constipation
Constipation 2: The Bloat From Within
Constipation 3: The Struggle is Real
Constipation 4: From the Bowels of Hell
Constipation 5: A Shitposter's Journey
Constipation
Constipation 2: The Bloat From Within
Constipation 3: The Struggle is Real
Constipation 4: From the Bowels of Hell
Constipation 5: A Shitposter's Journey
March 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
You may have seen my cameos in the following docu-dramas:
Constipation
Constipation 2: The Bloat From Within
Constipation 3: The Struggle is Real
Constipation 4: From the Bowels of Hell
Constipation 5: A Shitposter's Journey
Constipation
Constipation 2: The Bloat From Within
Constipation 3: The Struggle is Real
Constipation 4: From the Bowels of Hell
Constipation 5: A Shitposter's Journey
Theres no ethical constipation under capitalism.
September 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Theres no ethical constipation under capitalism.
“Constipation was an ever present issue.”
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
April 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“Constipation was an ever present issue.”
Shit gets hard like constipation
November 13, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Shit gets hard like constipation
Wait. Redo: Theres no ethical constipation under crapitalism
Theres no ethical constipation under capitalism.
September 22, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Wait. Redo: Theres no ethical constipation under crapitalism
Because nothing says alpha male like chronic constipation. Apparently.
April 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Because nothing says alpha male like chronic constipation. Apparently.
diarrhea and constipation can both be symptoms of the same condition…what a country
March 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
diarrhea and constipation can both be symptoms of the same condition…what a country
The best cure for constipation is a math exam
April 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
The best cure for constipation is a math exam