Poppycock🌸
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
Token weird girl
I don’t even go here
Look! I have a present for you 💕
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
I don’t even go here
Look! I have a present for you 💕
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
Rage room?
You mean my bedroom?
You mean my bedroom?
April 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Rage room?
You mean my bedroom?
You mean my bedroom?
Gently scratched my healing tattoo through my pants and accidentally triggered an orgasm.
I would really like to access the advanced settings menu for the human body because what the hell?!!
I would really like to access the advanced settings menu for the human body because what the hell?!!
March 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Gently scratched my healing tattoo through my pants and accidentally triggered an orgasm.
I would really like to access the advanced settings menu for the human body because what the hell?!!
I would really like to access the advanced settings menu for the human body because what the hell?!!
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Righteous Rep. Raskin is on point.
That will be your legacy. Not law and order. Not justice served. Not protecting children.
History remembers who shielded the powerful and buried the truth while survivors waited.
That’s the stain. We, the people, are watching.
That will be your legacy. Not law and order. Not justice served. Not protecting children.
History remembers who shielded the powerful and buried the truth while survivors waited.
That’s the stain. We, the people, are watching.
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Righteous Rep. Raskin is on point.
That will be your legacy. Not law and order. Not justice served. Not protecting children.
History remembers who shielded the powerful and buried the truth while survivors waited.
That’s the stain. We, the people, are watching.
That will be your legacy. Not law and order. Not justice served. Not protecting children.
History remembers who shielded the powerful and buried the truth while survivors waited.
That’s the stain. We, the people, are watching.
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It’s kinda wack that the president of Puerto Rico is also a racist pedophile
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 AM
It’s kinda wack that the president of Puerto Rico is also a racist pedophile
Pam Bondi saying “Donald Trump is coming to save you” is like being told your drink is safe because Bill Cosby is watching it. 🙄
February 11, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Pam Bondi saying “Donald Trump is coming to save you” is like being told your drink is safe because Bill Cosby is watching it. 🙄
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not a great day for people who like regular bowls
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
not a great day for people who like regular bowls
Kid Rocks genre is: untreated chlamydia
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Kid Rocks genre is: untreated chlamydia
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kid rock makes music for people that get pregnant at the county fair
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
kid rock makes music for people that get pregnant at the county fair
I have no idea how people found out the coven and I are stirring a giant cauldron, cursing the Patriots in government, and sacrificing a Bad Bunny to the gods to be carried off by a hawk of the sea—but we’re definitely going to need more snacks.
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I have no idea how people found out the coven and I are stirring a giant cauldron, cursing the Patriots in government, and sacrificing a Bad Bunny to the gods to be carried off by a hawk of the sea—but we’re definitely going to need more snacks.
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Why go out and hate people when I can stay home and hate people
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Why go out and hate people when I can stay home and hate people
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Am I getting pizza and wings delivered?
Yes.
Are they for watching the game?
What game?
Yes.
Are they for watching the game?
What game?
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Am I getting pizza and wings delivered?
Yes.
Are they for watching the game?
What game?
Yes.
Are they for watching the game?
What game?
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I’m team Bad Bunny.
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m team Bad Bunny.
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I sent a man a winky emoji today. Do not ever try that unless you’re serious
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I sent a man a winky emoji today. Do not ever try that unless you’re serious
Excuse me, kind sir, could you spare a fuck? I seem to have spent my last one on something frivolous.
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Excuse me, kind sir, could you spare a fuck? I seem to have spent my last one on something frivolous.
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Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Your account is a fuckin mess.
*followed*
*followed*
I told my husband if I ever ask for a puppy again, he’s legally required to bite me 700 times, destroy my shoes, and shit on the floor while maintaining eye contact.
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I told my husband if I ever ask for a puppy again, he’s legally required to bite me 700 times, destroy my shoes, and shit on the floor while maintaining eye contact.
I wish I was the person I was when I packed my lunch this morning.
February 7, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I wish I was the person I was when I packed my lunch this morning.
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My favorite thing about JD Vance is that nobody likes him
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
My favorite thing about JD Vance is that nobody likes him
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Every single German TV station refers to Trump as an actual fascist and compares him to Hitler…
Every. Single. One. 😎✨
Every. Single. One. 😎✨
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Every single German TV station refers to Trump as an actual fascist and compares him to Hitler…
Every. Single. One. 😎✨
Every. Single. One. 😎✨
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When you don't belong anywhere
You can literally go everywhere
You can literally go everywhere
January 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When you don't belong anywhere
You can literally go everywhere
You can literally go everywhere
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Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not shaved, not natural, but a secret third thing (crop circles)
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Her: I just want to be alone for a while.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Her: I just want to be alone for a while.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
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thank god this year is almost over
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
thank god this year is almost over
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Hulking out twice a day on average now. Stopped wearing shirts two weeks ago. Can't afford it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Hulking out twice a day on average now. Stopped wearing shirts two weeks ago. Can't afford it.
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We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
We live on a 4.5 billion-year-old rock that's traveling 67,000 mph through space but I'm sure your latte is "the most amazing thing ever."