#ConstitutionGone #NowYouSeeIt #HistoricOops #CongressDotWhoops #FoundingFears By: TheJestPress.com WASHINGTON D.C. — A curious thing happened Wednesday morning when thousands of amateur historians, law students, and lost 8th graders reported that Sections 9 and 10 of the U.S. Constitution had vanished without a trace from Congress.gov. Initial reactions ranged from “Huh? Did I hit refresh wrong?” to “I knew this would happen when they migrated to the cloud.”