Ouch ! I once assisted in surgery on a Boa Constricter whose dinner had started eating its tail.
March 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Ouch ! I once assisted in surgery on a Boa Constricter whose dinner had started eating its tail.
Snake: Danger noodle
Constricter snake: Hug Pasta?
Constricter snake: Hug Pasta?
August 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Snake: Danger noodle
Constricter snake: Hug Pasta?
Constricter snake: Hug Pasta?
September 7, 2026 at 1:59 PM
My father just texted the family group chat a picture of a boa constricter he found in the yard. FL sucks
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My father just texted the family group chat a picture of a boa constricter he found in the yard. FL sucks
Me when I want a boa constricter to crush my chest so I can finally feel something
LET ME SEE THE DANGER NOODLE
April 22, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Me when I want a boa constricter to crush my chest so I can finally feel something
They had a #Falcon (nobody wants that, they don’t even want em as #CaptainAmerica !!) but this #Constricter is DOPE !!
June 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
They had a #Falcon (nobody wants that, they don’t even want em as #CaptainAmerica !!) but this #Constricter is DOPE !!
But under no circumstances do you ever drink a boa constricter.
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM
But under no circumstances do you ever drink a boa constricter.
Should note too that unless something changes down the line with him, Razor again is plainly a constricter and has no hypnotic abilities. And if he did, he would 100% refuse to use it because then it ruins the challenge of ahem... "breaking", someone~
Third art piece by @pinkfoolery.bsky.social
Third art piece by @pinkfoolery.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Should note too that unless something changes down the line with him, Razor again is plainly a constricter and has no hypnotic abilities. And if he did, he would 100% refuse to use it because then it ruins the challenge of ahem... "breaking", someone~
Third art piece by @pinkfoolery.bsky.social
Third art piece by @pinkfoolery.bsky.social
The Crimson boa constricter slowly tightens it's grip.
It's fine, you're still fine you can breathe still, take a selfie
It's fine, you're still fine you can breathe still, take a selfie
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The Crimson boa constricter slowly tightens it's grip.
It's fine, you're still fine you can breathe still, take a selfie
It's fine, you're still fine you can breathe still, take a selfie
I'm not a constricter for nothing!
Enjoy the hunts!
Enjoy the hunts!
February 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm not a constricter for nothing!
Enjoy the hunts!
Enjoy the hunts!
The cunty reporting officer at work has taken a shine on me..looks like a fucking boa constricter. Was better when he didn't like me as I don't take shit! Bastard!! I wrote whatever my point of view is disregarding his on file. Hope he goes back to disliking me.😌
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The cunty reporting officer at work has taken a shine on me..looks like a fucking boa constricter. Was better when he didn't like me as I don't take shit! Bastard!! I wrote whatever my point of view is disregarding his on file. Hope he goes back to disliking me.😌
Rough legged hawk, blue footed booby, hooded oriole, Angus ox, laughing gull, brown recluse spider, electric eel, western tanager, spotted dove, timber wolf, grizzly bear, dromedary camel, barn spider, boa constricter, Canada lynx, fennec fox, jackrabbit, flying squirrel, Burmese python
April 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Rough legged hawk, blue footed booby, hooded oriole, Angus ox, laughing gull, brown recluse spider, electric eel, western tanager, spotted dove, timber wolf, grizzly bear, dromedary camel, barn spider, boa constricter, Canada lynx, fennec fox, jackrabbit, flying squirrel, Burmese python
Boer constricter.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Boer constricter.
OH boa constricter?
December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
OH boa constricter?
the bari constricter
August 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the bari constricter
Three Billion hours of Europea Univeraalis 5 ! Coming soon! Toa Bloopy Near you! Boa Constricter! Happy ! For I will be playing Europe
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Three Billion hours of Europea Univeraalis 5 ! Coming soon! Toa Bloopy Near you! Boa Constricter! Happy ! For I will be playing Europe
Boa constricter mentioned
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Boa constricter mentioned
Time to se constricter les vaso avec un autre café ! ☕
July 15, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Time to se constricter les vaso avec un autre café ! ☕
I'm considering finisging the constricter with a gloss. Anacondas always look shiny to me.
September 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I'm considering finisging the constricter with a gloss. Anacondas always look shiny to me.
Imagine CSM dislocating his jaw like a boa constricter and just throwing Yoshida down the gullet.
Terrifying or hilarious
Terrifying or hilarious
January 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Imagine CSM dislocating his jaw like a boa constricter and just throwing Yoshida down the gullet.
Terrifying or hilarious
Terrifying or hilarious
Not bad #Walmart
They had the entire 2nd wave of #SecretWars figs.
Already had #Daredevil so it was either #AbsorbingMan or #Constricter
They had the entire 2nd wave of #SecretWars figs.
Already had #Daredevil so it was either #AbsorbingMan or #Constricter
June 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Not bad #Walmart
They had the entire 2nd wave of #SecretWars figs.
Already had #Daredevil so it was either #AbsorbingMan or #Constricter
They had the entire 2nd wave of #SecretWars figs.
Already had #Daredevil so it was either #AbsorbingMan or #Constricter