dad survived walmart. Happy halloween 👻
October 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
dad survived walmart. Happy halloween 👻
I don't know what's funnier. This review of Walmart or the name of the fella who posted it.
Cornbread Jackson, I feel your pain.😅
Cornbread Jackson, I feel your pain.😅
November 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I don't know what's funnier. This review of Walmart or the name of the fella who posted it.
Cornbread Jackson, I feel your pain.😅
Cornbread Jackson, I feel your pain.😅
gay halloween walhound or whatever.
November 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
gay halloween walhound or whatever.
>you've been banned from walmart
November 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
>you've been banned from walmart
Walmart is simply too large
October 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Walmart is simply too large
rare wild sighting of the "firebomb a walmart" tweet practically verbatim
October 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
rare wild sighting of the "firebomb a walmart" tweet practically verbatim
It’s the anti-Walmart. 90%+ of its political donations go to Democrats. Walmart? 90%+ goes to rightwing extremists. Boycott Walmart.
November 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
It’s the anti-Walmart. 90%+ of its political donations go to Democrats. Walmart? 90%+ goes to rightwing extremists. Boycott Walmart.
Something so elementally repulsive about a Muppets Walmart ad
November 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Something so elementally repulsive about a Muppets Walmart ad
Yooka-RePlaylee (Switch 2) is $20 at Walmart buff.ly/M7Jg4Y5 #ad
November 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Yooka-RePlaylee (Switch 2) is $20 at Walmart buff.ly/M7Jg4Y5 #ad
Spoke to a new Walmart employee last month. She told me part of her on-boarding were classes in how to apply for Food Stamps, reduced electric bills, and reduced rent.
We're subsidizing Walmart. 😑
We're subsidizing Walmart. 😑
November 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Spoke to a new Walmart employee last month. She told me part of her on-boarding were classes in how to apply for Food Stamps, reduced electric bills, and reduced rent.
We're subsidizing Walmart. 😑
We're subsidizing Walmart. 😑
You can buy about 2595 bananas with your $519 Walmart gift card, but the max you can buy is 25 bananas at a time. Something to keep in mind.
October 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
You can buy about 2595 bananas with your $519 Walmart gift card, but the max you can buy is 25 bananas at a time. Something to keep in mind.
And Welker should be working at Walmart or something.
November 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
And Welker should be working at Walmart or something.
People who got Zelda Switch 2 console cancellations from Walmart can reorder the console within the next 48 hours. Check your cart/email. Checkout page: buff.ly/xXd1Hy4 #ad
They also are sending a $519 Walmart gift card for the inconvenience, essentially making the Switch 2 console free
They also are sending a $519 Walmart gift card for the inconvenience, essentially making the Switch 2 console free
October 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
People who got Zelda Switch 2 console cancellations from Walmart can reorder the console within the next 48 hours. Check your cart/email. Checkout page: buff.ly/xXd1Hy4 #ad
They also are sending a $519 Walmart gift card for the inconvenience, essentially making the Switch 2 console free
They also are sending a $519 Walmart gift card for the inconvenience, essentially making the Switch 2 console free
When the hand dryer at WalMart hits the foreskin just right
October 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
When the hand dryer at WalMart hits the foreskin just right
Great thread.
(And don’t leave before you read about the impromptu prayer session in the Walmart.)
(And don’t leave before you read about the impromptu prayer session in the Walmart.)
Some voters knew the candidates by name, like Linda, 75, of Mercedes. She voted for Trump twice, and is voting straight Dem ticket in Nov. She's previously been GOP.
“Ken Paxton, I mean, he’s the one charged for bribery?" she said. "It’s obvious you’re an idiot if you choose that guy.
“Ken Paxton, I mean, he’s the one charged for bribery?" she said. "It’s obvious you’re an idiot if you choose that guy.
November 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Great thread.
(And don’t leave before you read about the impromptu prayer session in the Walmart.)
(And don’t leave before you read about the impromptu prayer session in the Walmart.)
We shouldn’t be giving corporations like Walmart millions of dollars in tax breaks while also paying their employees snap benefits because they work full time and are still in poverty
November 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We shouldn’t be giving corporations like Walmart millions of dollars in tax breaks while also paying their employees snap benefits because they work full time and are still in poverty
confirmed, $500 gift card sent in in 2nd email.
Lots of people told me this was fake btw, or that Walmart would never give $519 gift cards.
Also to clear it up, Walmart refunded (or never took money in the first place) AND gave $519 in gift cards
Lots of people told me this was fake btw, or that Walmart would never give $519 gift cards.
Also to clear it up, Walmart refunded (or never took money in the first place) AND gave $519 in gift cards
November 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
confirmed, $500 gift card sent in in 2nd email.
Lots of people told me this was fake btw, or that Walmart would never give $519 gift cards.
Also to clear it up, Walmart refunded (or never took money in the first place) AND gave $519 in gift cards
Lots of people told me this was fake btw, or that Walmart would never give $519 gift cards.
Also to clear it up, Walmart refunded (or never took money in the first place) AND gave $519 in gift cards
We need to pit Walmart against Draft Kings
in the two weeks since online gambling was banned in Brazil, nationwide retail spending rose 6.5% and 10% in the South and in areas of the Southeast.
October 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
We need to pit Walmart against Draft Kings
PAGING @toya.moo.tf WE FOUND YOU A STICKER PACK AT WALMART
October 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM
PAGING @toya.moo.tf WE FOUND YOU A STICKER PACK AT WALMART
Oh now this is just *extremely* interesting. They're going to sell Base Power batteries at Walmart!
Walmart and Base Power Announce a Strategic Agreement to Bring Affordable Home Backup Power and Energy Savings to Customers
Walmart and Base Power are expanding access to affordable home energy solutions in Texas, offering backup power, energy savings, and exclusive customer discounts.
corporate.walmart.com
October 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Oh now this is just *extremely* interesting. They're going to sell Base Power batteries at Walmart!
Inspired by a VERY REAL JUMBO DEVIL DUCK PLUSHIE AT WALMART. This thing is almost as big as me. He even has a lil pitchfork
(disclaimer: the listing in the pic is fake because I couldn't find the actual Devil Duck on Walmart-dot-Com, Sadness)
#hazbinhotel #lucifer #hazbinhalloween #halloween2026
(disclaimer: the listing in the pic is fake because I couldn't find the actual Devil Duck on Walmart-dot-Com, Sadness)
#hazbinhotel #lucifer #hazbinhalloween #halloween2026
October 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Inspired by a VERY REAL JUMBO DEVIL DUCK PLUSHIE AT WALMART. This thing is almost as big as me. He even has a lil pitchfork
(disclaimer: the listing in the pic is fake because I couldn't find the actual Devil Duck on Walmart-dot-Com, Sadness)
#hazbinhotel #lucifer #hazbinhalloween #halloween2026
(disclaimer: the listing in the pic is fake because I couldn't find the actual Devil Duck on Walmart-dot-Com, Sadness)
#hazbinhotel #lucifer #hazbinhalloween #halloween2026
Walmart is playing simple and clean???? Walmart knows ball
November 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Walmart is playing simple and clean???? Walmart knows ball
Yooka-RePlaylee (S2) $20 via Walmart (Walmart+ Eligible). #ad https://ow.ly/Y1qH5102PqL
November 2, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Yooka-RePlaylee (S2) $20 via Walmart (Walmart+ Eligible). #ad https://ow.ly/Y1qH5102PqL
ACAB includes the greeters at Walmart checking receipts
October 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
ACAB includes the greeters at Walmart checking receipts