A lot of Tylenol consumed at the U.N. today
September 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A lot of Tylenol consumed at the U.N. today
Thy color consumed
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thy color consumed
I hate these fuckers on the Supreme Court so much I'm almost consumed by it.
September 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I hate these fuckers on the Supreme Court so much I'm almost consumed by it.
I hope they both make speedy recoveries. Perhaps Alex consumed too much conspiracy at the dinner gala?
December 16, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I hope they both make speedy recoveries. Perhaps Alex consumed too much conspiracy at the dinner gala?
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
February 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
green lesbians consumed me
September 2, 2024 at 10:19 PM
green lesbians consumed me
Yes I’m still here. Pokopia has (almost) consumed me.
March 21, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Yes I’m still here. Pokopia has (almost) consumed me.
My life has been completely consumed by O R BS
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My life has been completely consumed by O R BS
If Biden had done this it would have been a major story that consumed the media for the next week.
Reporter: Do you still think Zelenskyy is a dictator?
Trump: Umm did I say that? I can’t believe I said that. Next question
Trump: Umm did I say that? I can’t believe I said that. Next question
February 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If Biden had done this it would have been a major story that consumed the media for the next week.
Signalis consumed my brain
December 11, 2023 at 7:57 AM
Signalis consumed my brain
Made a new Adaptor/Dragon OC who consumed a crown
February 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Made a new Adaptor/Dragon OC who consumed a crown
problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance
Consumed by these two today 😔
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Consumed by these two today 😔
breaking: donald trump has just consumed a cyanide capsule
May 30, 2024 at 9:08 PM
breaking: donald trump has just consumed a cyanide capsule
Pizza has been consumed 🍕
April 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Pizza has been consumed 🍕
Consumed by Nature.
July 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Consumed by Nature.
Update: Just made and consumed a tomato sandwich. It was magnificent.
Tomatoes from our garden, some roughly the size of a toddler head (I say roughly as I don't have a toddler nearby for a direct comparison, but trust me, they're big).
August 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Update: Just made and consumed a tomato sandwich. It was magnificent.