Yesterday I heard someone intentionally contort a sentence so that it could very naturally include “Gulf of America.” Like a Cybertruck for the ears
March 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Yesterday I heard someone intentionally contort a sentence so that it could very naturally include “Gulf of America.” Like a Cybertruck for the ears
Attempting to find safety and power in whiteness is hard work, okay?! Those pretzels don’t contort themselves!!
Welp
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Attempting to find safety and power in whiteness is hard work, okay?! Those pretzels don’t contort themselves!!
luv 2 watch the world’s adults constantly contort themselves to the whims of a lunatic toddler
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
luv 2 watch the world’s adults constantly contort themselves to the whims of a lunatic toddler
Don’t worry. She will somehow contort her opinion once Trump does do it.
September 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Don’t worry. She will somehow contort her opinion once Trump does do it.
My back hurts just watching him contort like that
December 20, 2023 at 3:17 PM
My back hurts just watching him contort like that
this video is making my whole body contort good post
September 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
this video is making my whole body contort good post
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February 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The easiest analytical assumption to make whenever Trump does something is that he hasn't thought it through at all. And yet everytime commentators contort themselves into believing there's some kind of strategy.
March 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The easiest analytical assumption to make whenever Trump does something is that he hasn't thought it through at all. And yet everytime commentators contort themselves into believing there's some kind of strategy.
Marco Rubio is a human pretzel that will contort himself to any position the Fuhrer requests.
February 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Marco Rubio is a human pretzel that will contort himself to any position the Fuhrer requests.
musk’s AI crew breaking all of grok’s bones and trying to contort it into a perpetual elon musk compliment machine has had some remarkably funny outcomes
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
musk’s AI crew breaking all of grok’s bones and trying to contort it into a perpetual elon musk compliment machine has had some remarkably funny outcomes
It's amazing how a rapist will contort reality to make himself the victim.
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM
It's amazing how a rapist will contort reality to make himself the victim.
Contort! At the dog park
April 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Contort! At the dog park
Never underestimate how much white men will contort facts to make themselves not the problem.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Never underestimate how much white men will contort facts to make themselves not the problem.
reading a book on African economics. Amazing how racists contort themselves to create narratives of racial inferiority, when one of the basic explanations for lagging African development is that fucking elephants will destroy crops
September 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
reading a book on African economics. Amazing how racists contort themselves to create narratives of racial inferiority, when one of the basic explanations for lagging African development is that fucking elephants will destroy crops
At least with tariffs you can contort yourself and sort of say "well we generate revenues." This is just less economic activity. How would this possibly create 50 billion dollars.
September 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
At least with tariffs you can contort yourself and sort of say "well we generate revenues." This is just less economic activity. How would this possibly create 50 billion dollars.
No serious democracy would contort itself so painfully for a principle that states "We're not disenfranchising people by race, we're just disenfranchising people who vote wrong"
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
No serious democracy would contort itself so painfully for a principle that states "We're not disenfranchising people by race, we're just disenfranchising people who vote wrong"
Watching NPR contort themselves in various ways just to avoid calling it "fascism" is like competitive self origami.
What form of government do we have in America now? Some scholars say it is no longer liberal democracy, but "competitive authoritarianism." NPR's Frank Langfitt explains the term and its origin.
Is the U.S. slipping into 'Competitive Authoritarianism?'
What form of government do we have in America now? Some scholars say it is no longer liberal democracy, but "competitive authoritarianism." NPR's Frank Langfitt explains the term and its origin.
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May 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Watching NPR contort themselves in various ways just to avoid calling it "fascism" is like competitive self origami.