[extremely contrived scenario]
mildly humorous play on words that would only exist within the extremely contrived scenario
mildly humorous play on words that would only exist within the extremely contrived scenario
April 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
[extremely contrived scenario]
mildly humorous play on words that would only exist within the extremely contrived scenario
mildly humorous play on words that would only exist within the extremely contrived scenario
"I need the most implausibly contrived 90s legal thriller plot you have... no, that's too implausibly contrived.'
In Her Defense (1999)
TMDB score 47%
A lawyer has to defend his lover who's accused of a murder he has committed himself. Now he has to defend her in court without implicating himself.
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TMDB score 47%
A lawyer has to defend his lover who's accused of a murder he has committed himself. Now he has to defend her in court without implicating himself.
#movies #moviesky #badmovies
August 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
"I need the most implausibly contrived 90s legal thriller plot you have... no, that's too implausibly contrived.'
I gotta say … I’m with … {extended pause with deep breath for contrived dramatic effect} … Dan Bongino on this one
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July 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I gotta say … I’m with … {extended pause with deep breath for contrived dramatic effect} … Dan Bongino on this one
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osha inspector who inspects contrived kink scenario factories
July 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
osha inspector who inspects contrived kink scenario factories
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of unhinged but also contrived Trumpist outrage
American Girl announced Wednesday that its 2026 Girl of the Year is Raquel Reyes, a Mexican American 10-year-old from Kansas City, Missouri. Raquel Reyes’ family owns a paleteria in Kansas City, though her family lineage traces back to another famous American Girl doll.
A brand new American Girl doll hails from Kansas City’s Mexican American community
Raquel Reyes’ family owns a paleteria in Kansas City, though her family lineage traces back to another famous American Girl doll. Her author, Angela Cervantes, is a Kansas City resident herself.
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September 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of unhinged but also contrived Trumpist outrage
The Desantii constantly seeking to attach themselves to the latest contrived culture war issue to revive their dead end political fortunes.
October 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The Desantii constantly seeking to attach themselves to the latest contrived culture war issue to revive their dead end political fortunes.
In my lifetime, we've gone from contrived moral panic over Judas Priest to contrived moral panic over the goddamn Little Mermaid.
desantis ranting about “disney making kids trans” is a good example of why this particular political position is a total electoral loser. he sounds like a freak.
January 11, 2024 at 11:40 AM
In my lifetime, we've gone from contrived moral panic over Judas Priest to contrived moral panic over the goddamn Little Mermaid.
conor friedersorf attempt to grapple with actual facts and don’t resort to contrived hypotheticals challenge (impossible difficulty)
May 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
conor friedersorf attempt to grapple with actual facts and don’t resort to contrived hypotheticals challenge (impossible difficulty)
They spelled contrived & mawkish wrong.
After Life named best modern comedy
After Life named best modern comedy
Ricky Gervais’s show tops Radio Times poll
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May 19, 2026 at 9:02 AM
They spelled contrived & mawkish wrong.
The whole war on “woke” and “cancel culture” was contrived to protect the worst people in our society and make it possible for them to keep doing despicable things to other people.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The whole war on “woke” and “cancel culture” was contrived to protect the worst people in our society and make it possible for them to keep doing despicable things to other people.
when did Stephen Moffat start show-running reality. this is all so contrived
June 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
when did Stephen Moffat start show-running reality. this is all so contrived
i won't be pure i know i'm contrived
June 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i won't be pure i know i'm contrived
The absurdity of contrived BBC 'balance' on full display here.
Apparently choosing not to politicise a tragic murder is somehow the same as choosing to do so.
Apparently choosing not to politicise a tragic murder is somehow the same as choosing to do so.
June 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The absurdity of contrived BBC 'balance' on full display here.
Apparently choosing not to politicise a tragic murder is somehow the same as choosing to do so.
Apparently choosing not to politicise a tragic murder is somehow the same as choosing to do so.
It was so shocking. Callous and contrived.
September 1, 2024 at 12:35 AM
It was so shocking. Callous and contrived.
The whole millennials vs zoomers divide is the most contrived generational divide in living memory. They're exactly the same thing
April 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The whole millennials vs zoomers divide is the most contrived generational divide in living memory. They're exactly the same thing
The details of the shooting yesterday fit the MAGA contrived narrative a little too perfectly.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The details of the shooting yesterday fit the MAGA contrived narrative a little too perfectly.
Southampton have contrived to lose this. 3 absolute gifts
November 24, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Southampton have contrived to lose this. 3 absolute gifts
nothing will be more wack than nergal's backstory getting put behind the most contrived requirements ive seen in a fe game
September 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
nothing will be more wack than nergal's backstory getting put behind the most contrived requirements ive seen in a fe game
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Chloe gets to be bottomless in public thanks to contrived circumstances.
Chloe gets to be bottomless in public thanks to contrived circumstances.
October 18, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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Chloe gets to be bottomless in public thanks to contrived circumstances.
Chloe gets to be bottomless in public thanks to contrived circumstances.
getting harder to ignore the fact that none of my friends have put together a contrived game show for the sole purpose of giving me $100,000
August 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
getting harder to ignore the fact that none of my friends have put together a contrived game show for the sole purpose of giving me $100,000
Fabulous clarification in today's Observer. Stonehenge!
May 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Fabulous clarification in today's Observer. Stonehenge!
person isekai’d into a fantasy world and immediately, feverishly looking for something that could be contrived as a TF vector
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
person isekai’d into a fantasy world and immediately, feverishly looking for something that could be contrived as a TF vector