#Controlling
also gross, controlling abuser behavior
Platner hanging around and claiming he won't step down unless the replacement selected is someone he approves of is absolutely disgusting and underlines how monumentally unfit he is. 1
July 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Controlling daddy's sweaty cock with my hairy hole #watchthevideo
September 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Controlling the masses. 💥
September 22, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The owner of a car company is controlling the House of Representatives from a social media app.
December 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
the worm is controlling him like ratatouille
Team Normal Standers strikes again.
March 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Controlling the media is an authoritarian move.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says Republicans will take a look at defunding NPR
November 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
incredible pull from one of these groupchats of people controlling the entire world
April 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Controlling the judiciary and amassing wealth through corruption, you say?
Cilia Flores, who was captured by the U.S. with her husband, Venezuela’s longtime authoritarian president, Nicolás Maduro, is one of the country’s most powerful political figures. She helped consolidate his rule while controlling the judiciary and amassing wealth through corruption, experts say.
Who Is Cilia Flores, the Power Broker Captured Alongside Maduro?
www.nytimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
This is what Republicans controlling all 3 branches of government looks like.
March 24, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Democrats started tonight controlling half the seats in the Virginia House of Delegates.

Now they control 64%.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is going well...

"Streisand argues in the letter that Jeanie Buss remains the controlling shareholder of the Lakers, pursuant to a 2017 court order, and that no sale can take place without her consent."
Lakers controlling owner Jeanie Buss opposes sale of family's stake to Bob Iger, Joshua Kushner
www.cnbc.com
August 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
What economic system has the government controlling the central means of production?
July 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It was never about being “pro-life.”

It was always about controlling women.
Republicans are now blocking an effort to allow new mothers in Congress to vote remotely shortly after giving birth.

GOP Rep. Chip Roy says, “I don’t give a crap who you are or whether you just had a baby in the last six weeks.”
Luna: Johnson blocked proxy voting for new moms
The Florida representative said in a post on social media the speaker was leaving the proposal out of the rules package.
www.politico.com
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
More media controlling the narrative—The Washington Post refused to run an ad that said, “Fire Elon Musk.”
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s about control. Controlling facts…controlling history…controlling bodies…controlling minds…controlling the future.
March 25, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I think it's a mistake to view Elmo's purchase of Xitter as EXCLUSIVELY about controlling the news, and it's important to distinguish 2 parts of controlling news.

1) Controlling news by throttling public square access to news
2) Controlling news by helping Nazis hijack mainstream discourse
*taps sign* everything was perfectly predictable the instant that Musk bought Twitter. There is no secret logic, no hidden motive: billionaires buy the news so that they can control the news.
Elon admits that any post on X with a link is throttled

He advises you to upload content directly to X instead, where he can monetize it

Musk is the richest person in the world and his view is everyone should work for him for free
November 25, 2024 at 2:17 PM
The 🇺🇸 people understand Trump controlling the fed is not good
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Note this well. The ICE budget is not about controlling immigration. It is about controlling American citizens. It funds authoritarianism.
"Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” has $185bn for ICE, which is more than the annual military budgets of the UK and France combined. Wherever ICE raids trigger protests, Trump can send in the troops." My column.
www.ft.com/content/3d6c...
Trump is coming for the ‘enemy within’
Sending the National Guard into LA is the administration’s clearest step yet towards authoritarianism
www.ft.com
June 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Sociopaths are controlling our country.
July 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
JD Vance talks to women like a controlling guy who's always hiding his wife's car keys.
October 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
mind controlling deercest artists to draw carol x dess PlEase
September 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Purposefully. Republicans are controlling outcomes as best they can, by cheating.
March 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
mom said its my turn controlling the #yougame
September 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM