Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart https://theonion.com/ina-garten-brings-in-intimacy-coordinator-for-shot-with-fresh-lemon-tart/
March 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart https://theonion.com/ina-garten-brings-in-intimacy-coordinator-for-shot-with-fresh-lemon-tart/
Politifact: "it's false to say the material is flammable. it's inflammable."
August 23, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Politifact: "it's false to say the material is flammable. it's inflammable."
The Detroit Lions announced today the hiring of John Morton as offensive coordinator and the promotion of Kelvin Sheppard to defensive coordinator.
Lions announce offensive & defensive coordinator hires
The Detroit Lions announced today the hiring of John Morton as offensive coordinator and the promotion of Kelvin Sheppard to defensive coordinator.
www.detroitlions.com
January 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Detroit Lions announced today the hiring of John Morton as offensive coordinator and the promotion of Kelvin Sheppard to defensive coordinator.
And an offensive coordinator named Chip Kellyyyy
First quarter stats:
5 - total penalties
4 - Northwestern offensive snaps
3 - total timeouts called
2 - points scored
1 - total Northwestern offensive yards
5 - total penalties
4 - Northwestern offensive snaps
3 - total timeouts called
2 - points scored
1 - total Northwestern offensive yards
September 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
And an offensive coordinator named Chip Kellyyyy
do u think they had an intimacy coordinator
December 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM
do u think they had an intimacy coordinator
Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have
March 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have
(first day as Intimacy Coordinator) STOP!! FUCKING!!!
May 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(first day as Intimacy Coordinator) STOP!! FUCKING!!!
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
September 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
Deshaun Watson is older than Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson. He's older than the Ravens' offensive coordinator.
Todd Monken on Browns QB Deshaun Watson, via Fred Greetham:
“I see him as a young player... that is going to continue to grow.”
“I see him as a young player... that is going to continue to grow.”
September 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Deshaun Watson is older than Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson. He's older than the Ravens' offensive coordinator.
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries
MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches
SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches
SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
September 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries
MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches
SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches
SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
September 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
An intimacy coordinator is a workplace safety person. It seems like a mistake to me to put it on the actors to say they want one or they don’t, any more than you’d ask them if they want a stunt coordinator.
December 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
An intimacy coordinator is a workplace safety person. It seems like a mistake to me to put it on the actors to say they want one or they don’t, any more than you’d ask them if they want a stunt coordinator.
Ruta - foxgirl coordinator. Responsible for creating robot girls.
April 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ruta - foxgirl coordinator. Responsible for creating robot girls.
Offensive coordinator Bobby Petrino will get him straightened out.
September 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Offensive coordinator Bobby Petrino will get him straightened out.
Deion Sanders’ offensive coordinator in Dallas
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Deion Sanders’ offensive coordinator in Dallas
still can't believe the colts' offensive coordinator is named 'jim bob cooter'
September 21, 2026 at 3:44 AM
still can't believe the colts' offensive coordinator is named 'jim bob cooter'
Jealousy offensive coordinator
September 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Jealousy offensive coordinator
d3 defensive coordinator after giving up nine hundred yards total offense
Max Miller is denying all the allegations against him and you can tell he's sincere because of the popped collar.
August 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
d3 defensive coordinator after giving up nine hundred yards total offense
If the whole President thing doesn’t work out for Ossoff, he could certainly pass for an NFL offensive coordinator.
August 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
If the whole President thing doesn’t work out for Ossoff, he could certainly pass for an NFL offensive coordinator.
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so lovely to see an Intimacy Coordinator at work
August 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
so lovely to see an Intimacy Coordinator at work
Defensive Coordinator
February 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Defensive Coordinator
