What if we just remove.. all the copilots
Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11
Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11
'Doze boss admits OS needs smaller memory footprint, fixes for old issues like bad Bluetooth, more prominent WSL
Microsoft has acknowledged that it needs to improve the quality of Windows 11 and outlined its plan to get the job done.…
go.theregister.com
March 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
What if we just remove.. all the copilots
The copilots will continue until morale improves
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
The copilots will continue until morale improves
Decided I’m not calling them Copilots anymore.
From here on out, I’m calling it all Microsoft Power Clippy.
From here on out, I’m calling it all Microsoft Power Clippy.
January 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Decided I’m not calling them Copilots anymore.
From here on out, I’m calling it all Microsoft Power Clippy.
From here on out, I’m calling it all Microsoft Power Clippy.
No thanks, Microsoft. All Copilots Are Bastards.
August 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
No thanks, Microsoft. All Copilots Are Bastards.
Copilots match outfits to stay in synch
October 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Copilots match outfits to stay in synch
On the subject of Copilots, I’m a lawyer. I don’t make widgets.
I build stuff with words.
And I didn’t agree to let Microsoft raid my warehouse and sell the contents with serial numbers filed off.
I build stuff with words.
And I didn’t agree to let Microsoft raid my warehouse and sell the contents with serial numbers filed off.
January 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
On the subject of Copilots, I’m a lawyer. I don’t make widgets.
I build stuff with words.
And I didn’t agree to let Microsoft raid my warehouse and sell the contents with serial numbers filed off.
I build stuff with words.
And I didn’t agree to let Microsoft raid my warehouse and sell the contents with serial numbers filed off.
Twin copilots 🐈⬛🐈⬛
March 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Twin copilots 🐈⬛🐈⬛
As of April 5th 2026, Microsoft has applied the name "Copilot" to 80 separately marketed products and tools. There are now Copilots inside Copilots, Copilots for other Copilots, and a physical Copilot key on your keyboard for summoning them.
An attempt to map everything named "Copilot".
#ProdMgmt
An attempt to map everything named "Copilot".
#ProdMgmt
April 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
As of April 5th 2026, Microsoft has applied the name "Copilot" to 80 separately marketed products and tools. There are now Copilots inside Copilots, Copilots for other Copilots, and a physical Copilot key on your keyboard for summoning them.
An attempt to map everything named "Copilot".
#ProdMgmt
An attempt to map everything named "Copilot".
#ProdMgmt
my copilots
November 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
my copilots
besties and copilots
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
besties and copilots
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
FUN TIMES with lizards. Little 'do copilots.
September 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
FUN TIMES with lizards. Little 'do copilots.
we're not codependent we're copilots
we're not codependent we're just literally the same person like actual clones of each other
September 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
we're not codependent we're copilots
Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11
Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11
'Doze boss admits OS needs smaller memory footprint, fixes for old issues like bad Bluetooth, more prominent WSL
Microsoft has acknowledged that it needs to improve the quality of Windows 11 and outlined its plan to get the job done.…
go.theregister.com
March 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11
Copilot Georg, who has Copilot listen to podcasts for him so he can tell his staff of Copilots which other Copilots to email and what their emails say, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
May 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Copilot Georg, who has Copilot listen to podcasts for him so he can tell his staff of Copilots which other Copilots to email and what their emails say, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Put “Your therapy bots aren't licensed psychologists, your Al girlfriends are neither girls nor friends, your griefbots have no soul, and your Al copilots are not gods.” on a fucking t-shirt and sell it to me bc I will buy ten holy shit
The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
June 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Put “Your therapy bots aren't licensed psychologists, your Al girlfriends are neither girls nor friends, your griefbots have no soul, and your Al copilots are not gods.” on a fucking t-shirt and sell it to me bc I will buy ten holy shit
The FTC on AI: "Don’t misrepresent what these services are or can do. Your therapy bots aren’t licensed psychologists, your AI girlfriends are neither girls nor friends, your griefbots have no soul, and your AI copilots are not gods."
Succor borne every minute
www.ftc.gov
June 16, 2024 at 2:06 PM
The FTC on AI: "Don’t misrepresent what these services are or can do. Your therapy bots aren’t licensed psychologists, your AI girlfriends are neither girls nor friends, your griefbots have no soul, and your AI copilots are not gods."
Stone Temple Copilots
August 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Stone Temple Copilots
bros make the best copilots #batebros #carjacking #jerkingoff #cum #sperm #batebud #brobonding #malebonding
March 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
bros make the best copilots #batebros #carjacking #jerkingoff #cum #sperm #batebud #brobonding #malebonding
A Collection of all my favorite Shiro faces I've drawn for "What's Promised is Debt", my latest #sheith comic from the Roomates and Copilots series
www.patreon.com/cockydraws/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=roomates+and+copilots
www.patreon.com/cockydraws/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=roomates+and+copilots
March 8, 2024 at 12:47 AM
A Collection of all my favorite Shiro faces I've drawn for "What's Promised is Debt", my latest #sheith comic from the Roomates and Copilots series
www.patreon.com/cockydraws/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=roomates+and+copilots
www.patreon.com/cockydraws/posts?filters%5Btag%5D=roomates+and+copilots
who rockin with the copilots
October 28, 2024 at 1:34 PM
who rockin with the copilots
"Roomates and Copilots"
some prekerb friend! sheith, done for Shiro's bday a couple years ago
#cockyart
some prekerb friend! sheith, done for Shiro's bday a couple years ago
#cockyart
September 26, 2023 at 1:03 PM
"Roomates and Copilots"
some prekerb friend! sheith, done for Shiro's bday a couple years ago
#cockyart
some prekerb friend! sheith, done for Shiro's bday a couple years ago
#cockyart
Imagine being an Airline Pilot and passengers boarding the plane take a peak at the Cockpit to make sure there are no cats dogs or baby ponies sitting In The copilots seat
Tommy Tuberville is a dope
Tommy Tuberville is a dope
September 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Imagine being an Airline Pilot and passengers boarding the plane take a peak at the Cockpit to make sure there are no cats dogs or baby ponies sitting In The copilots seat
Tommy Tuberville is a dope
Tommy Tuberville is a dope
I am going to drink a gallon of thc seltzer and watch Night Manager before I wake up and patrol the streets with my college homie. I've had like 3 different copilots this week.
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I am going to drink a gallon of thc seltzer and watch Night Manager before I wake up and patrol the streets with my college homie. I've had like 3 different copilots this week.