[Cartoon villain helpdesk]
Helpdesk: hello what’s your emergency
Villain: I’m trying to get away with something
Helpdesk: ok
Villain: but there’s these meddling kids
Helpdesk: (almost drops phone) you need to get the fuck out of there right now
Helpdesk: hello what’s your emergency
Villain: I’m trying to get away with something
Helpdesk: ok
Villain: but there’s these meddling kids
Helpdesk: (almost drops phone) you need to get the fuck out of there right now
August 21, 2024 at 9:29 PM
[Cartoon villain helpdesk]
Helpdesk: hello what’s your emergency
Villain: I’m trying to get away with something
Helpdesk: ok
Villain: but there’s these meddling kids
Helpdesk: (almost drops phone) you need to get the fuck out of there right now
Helpdesk: hello what’s your emergency
Villain: I’m trying to get away with something
Helpdesk: ok
Villain: but there’s these meddling kids
Helpdesk: (almost drops phone) you need to get the fuck out of there right now
How it feels going from Helpdesk into Cyber Security
September 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
How it feels going from Helpdesk into Cyber Security
The helpdesk is un-stabled.
June 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The helpdesk is un-stabled.
New to cybersecurity or advising others? Read this please.
Understand I started in Helpdesk, but you may underestimate the amount of systems engineering experience I gained and the years I spent. It does not mean Cyber is "easy enough for helpdesk." Insulting, actually. Top-tier "Helpdesk" is hard.
Understand I started in Helpdesk, but you may underestimate the amount of systems engineering experience I gained and the years I spent. It does not mean Cyber is "easy enough for helpdesk." Insulting, actually. Top-tier "Helpdesk" is hard.
Wherein I try…
Reddit - Dive into anything
www.reddit.com
March 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
New to cybersecurity or advising others? Read this please.
Understand I started in Helpdesk, but you may underestimate the amount of systems engineering experience I gained and the years I spent. It does not mean Cyber is "easy enough for helpdesk." Insulting, actually. Top-tier "Helpdesk" is hard.
Understand I started in Helpdesk, but you may underestimate the amount of systems engineering experience I gained and the years I spent. It does not mean Cyber is "easy enough for helpdesk." Insulting, actually. Top-tier "Helpdesk" is hard.
"hi IT helpdesk, I need to get back a spreadsheet I've sent to pretty much the entire world"
July 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"hi IT helpdesk, I need to get back a spreadsheet I've sent to pretty much the entire world"
Funniest helpdesk convo at big dapple 6
February 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Funniest helpdesk convo at big dapple 6
they're calling her Katie Helpdesk
July 31, 2026 at 3:35 PM
they're calling her Katie Helpdesk
he thinks the white house is his helpdesk
Billionaire says out loud that he and his Pharma CEO wife have way more access to a Republican White House than a Democratic one
April 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
he thinks the white house is his helpdesk
Wild to see every VC funded and publicly traded tech company rebrand to being an AI company
Paging company —> the platform for AI-first operations
CDN —> AI Cloud
Helpdesk software —> AI-powered helpdesk platform
o11y —> AI-powered intelligent o11y
Everywhere…
Paging company —> the platform for AI-first operations
CDN —> AI Cloud
Helpdesk software —> AI-powered helpdesk platform
o11y —> AI-powered intelligent o11y
Everywhere…
May 14, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Wild to see every VC funded and publicly traded tech company rebrand to being an AI company
Paging company —> the platform for AI-first operations
CDN —> AI Cloud
Helpdesk software —> AI-powered helpdesk platform
o11y —> AI-powered intelligent o11y
Everywhere…
Paging company —> the platform for AI-first operations
CDN —> AI Cloud
Helpdesk software —> AI-powered helpdesk platform
o11y —> AI-powered intelligent o11y
Everywhere…
Also dropping the Lambda Legal helpdesk which may be able to offer more direct information as it becomes available. lambdalegal.org/helpdesk/
Legal Help Desk
We are a national organization committed to achieving full recognition of the civil rights of lesbians, gay men, bisexuals, transgender people and everyone living with HIV.
lambdalegal.org
January 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Also dropping the Lambda Legal helpdesk which may be able to offer more direct information as it becomes available. lambdalegal.org/helpdesk/
Surprise! She is also being incredibly shitty to the helpdesk.
December 11, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Surprise! She is also being incredibly shitty to the helpdesk.
I’m a helpdesk merchant now !!
Welcome @acing.bsky.social to the staff! There were many good applicants but Acing got selected this time around to round up the time zone availability and due to their extensive experience as a player.
June 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m a helpdesk merchant now !!
I made this in Helpdesk talking on calls
March 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I made this in Helpdesk talking on calls
Du willst wissen, was Behörden in Sachen Klima und Umwelt sonst noch lieber geheim halten wollen? Der Climate Helpdesk von FragDenStaat und @greenlegal.bsky.social hilft Dir dabei, es ans Licht zu bringen! fragdenstaat.de/aktionen/cli...
Climate-Helpdesk
Der FragDenStaat Climate-Helpdesk hilft dir, Umweltinformationen von staatlichen Stellen zu befreien.
fragdenstaat.de
July 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Du willst wissen, was Behörden in Sachen Klima und Umwelt sonst noch lieber geheim halten wollen? Der Climate Helpdesk von FragDenStaat und @greenlegal.bsky.social hilft Dir dabei, es ans Licht zu bringen! fragdenstaat.de/aktionen/cli...
I got a message from someone today working in Helpdesk, wanting to move into Security, thanking me for publicly talking about how important my Helpdesk experience was in my career.
You may not get it, but they do.
And that's why.
You may not get it, but they do.
And that's why.
March 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I got a message from someone today working in Helpdesk, wanting to move into Security, thanking me for publicly talking about how important my Helpdesk experience was in my career.
You may not get it, but they do.
And that's why.
You may not get it, but they do.
And that's why.
as a beautiful woman, i should never have to call an "IT Helpdesk"
January 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
as a beautiful woman, i should never have to call an "IT Helpdesk"
I started SwiftOnSecurity working in Helpdesk and it would be another four years that I would be hired in a titled Security role, a total of 11.
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 AM
I started SwiftOnSecurity working in Helpdesk and it would be another four years that I would be hired in a titled Security role, a total of 11.
Pronouncing wifi like weefee just to make the helpdesk technician lose his shit
March 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Pronouncing wifi like weefee just to make the helpdesk technician lose his shit
haley joel osmont: i see dead people
helpdesk: are you at a funeral?
haley joel osmont: yes
helpdesk: (big sigh) we talked about this haley
helpdesk: are you at a funeral?
haley joel osmont: yes
helpdesk: (big sigh) we talked about this haley
September 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
haley joel osmont: i see dead people
helpdesk: are you at a funeral?
haley joel osmont: yes
helpdesk: (big sigh) we talked about this haley
helpdesk: are you at a funeral?
haley joel osmont: yes
helpdesk: (big sigh) we talked about this haley
I am now with the helpdesk.
Please grant me the serenity to not do crimes.
Please grant me the serenity to not do crimes.
July 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I am now with the helpdesk.
Please grant me the serenity to not do crimes.
Please grant me the serenity to not do crimes.
May 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am forced to endure the slow and excruciating torture of contacting Microsoft Support. Please send very large bars of chocolate and infinite patience.
Hello IT: Tech Support Helpdesk
ALT: Hello IT: Tech Support Helpdesk
static.klipy.com
September 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I am forced to endure the slow and excruciating torture of contacting Microsoft Support. Please send very large bars of chocolate and infinite patience.