#Cornflakes
Ummm, Lethbridge has absolutely no f*cking air travel, and an airport that’s lying dormant.
Might be nice to actually factor us into the mix … if this isn’t actually some grift or an announcement to distract from, well, you know, stuff!
It appears we’ve pissed in somebody’s cornflakes!
September 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Cornflakes?!?!!
September 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Wichtige Frage: Macht ihr erst die Cornflakes oder erst das Öl in euer Pfannenmüsli?
September 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I grew up extremely bendy. 100% Hypermobile.

Started to look after myself, got to almost marathon level and then at 42 my back disintegrated while changing a nappy and then later, pouring cornflakes.

How is it possible to be so bendy and stiff at the same time?! No chance of marathonning now!
September 29, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Special K are like Cornflakes in that you gotta eat them within 3 days of opening. Gotta be ultra fresh.
September 29, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I don’t wish to do a number one over everyone’s cornflakes, but 👇

cf the Peugeot concept which was similarly mooted
September 29, 2026 at 7:44 AM
While fried onions often come from a container and can go a bit soft, cornflakes are shatteringly crisp and make every bite of your green bean casserole shine.
Forget Fried Onions: Give Green Bean Casserole A Crispier Topping With Cornflakes - Chowhound
www.chowhound.com
September 29, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Likewise -if cornflakes contain so much iron why can't we melt them into spoons to eat more cornflakes
September 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Annoying myself by talking like a TikTok chef when making the kids breakfast

Alright guys today we’re making cornflakes. First thing we’re going down with a layer of Kelloggs cornflakes to build a base then we’re ab-so-lutely drenching these bad boys in fresh, full fat milk from
New Zealand cows
September 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
FUCK I am in heat today😩 ugh I know this picture is stupid as fuck but PLEASE LEMME SUCK THE MILK OUT OF THAT BIG CORNFLAKES COCK!! Credit to the artist (DRACOVAR) for making this perfectly goontarded picture🤤
September 28, 2026 at 4:12 PM
feeding shower cornflakes so it doesn't get so fucking hot
September 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
While fried onions often come from a container and can go a bit soft, cornflakes are shatteringly crisp and make every bite of your green bean casserole shine.
Forget Fried Onions: Give Green Bean Casserole A Crispier Topping With Cornflakes - Chowhound
www.chowhound.com
September 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Tada (I will post a pic when we cut it bc it just looks like cornflakes)
September 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
if we knock off the phillies and piss in the dodgers cornflakes ill be happy
September 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Ting Lu's bowl means you're gonna have like 3 weekends worth of cornflakes XD
September 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I wanna eat cornflakes now
September 27, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Gleich gehts los mit NFL Sunday☺️ heute gibts Pommes und Chicken Nuggets in Cornflakes Panade😋😋 #NFL
September 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Sounds rather bland, but I wouldn't be opposed to the concept if I could, like, load it with savoury toppings like a congee.

I sometimes have cornflakes with thick Greek yoghurt and everything bagel seasoning for breakfast, so I kinda get it and kinda don't?
September 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It was rumoured for many years that cornflakes were created to prevent masturbation. It's not quite true, but Kellogg did believe a bland diet would dampen what he would probably have deemed unchristian urges.
September 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
it is SO GOOD I've made it repeatedly. you more or less just make caramel, add a cup of peanut butter, then pour it over a bowl of cornflakes and pop it in the fridge. unbelievably good.
September 27, 2026 at 3:40 PM
We’re all used to journalistic hyperbole, especially in sport.

But sometimes a sentence causes you to choke on your Sunday cornflakes…

No, Mia Guethe, IT LITERALLY HAS!!!

I expect better from @theobserveruk.bsky.social

🇩🇪
September 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I love this. It's so specific obviously but also feels so true to my 80s childhood, even though mine was completely different. The cornflakes toys, the long car rides, the make-believe on a bike (mine was a horse)
September 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
No, there was a time get they weren’t sugar coated. They claim it “protects” the bran flakes. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Odd duck out, my parents never served cereal when we were kids except once in a, rare, while a bowl of old school cornflakes with fresh fruit 🍓🍌. That aisle should have a diabetes emergency warning ⚠️
September 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM