Hebden Bridge versus Cornholme, the struggle is real
April 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Hebden Bridge versus Cornholme, the struggle is real
I am willing to bet 50 pence that the OP lives in Cornholme ...
August 11, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I am willing to bet 50 pence that the OP lives in Cornholme ...
CORNHOLME
August 8, 2024 at 11:50 PM
CORNHOLME
Hebden Bridge and Cornholme are out for blood in a book swap war 🤣
August 10, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Hebden Bridge and Cornholme are out for blood in a book swap war 🤣
Civil war breaks out in England 👀
August 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Civil war breaks out in England 👀
Please. Your village is named "Cornholme." 🌽 🕳️
February 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Please. Your village is named "Cornholme." 🌽 🕳️
Such a NOTICE is pure gold for #bookhistory:
“WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP!
CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS PIT THAT IS
HEBDEN BRIDGE”
“WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP!
CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS PIT THAT IS
HEBDEN BRIDGE”
February 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Such a NOTICE is pure gold for #bookhistory:
“WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP!
CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS PIT THAT IS
HEBDEN BRIDGE”
“WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP!
CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS PIT THAT IS
HEBDEN BRIDGE”
Are we ready for a reacting anonymous pamphlet from an author living in Hebden Bridge fighting for the honor of its city and blaming Cornholme for all evils in this affair?
February 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Are we ready for a reacting anonymous pamphlet from an author living in Hebden Bridge fighting for the honor of its city and blaming Cornholme for all evils in this affair?
i got curious and lol.
siiiigh.
siiiigh.
February 21, 2026 at 12:30 PM
i got curious and lol.
siiiigh.
siiiigh.
@cmr2.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social @allanj69.bsky.social @ashcampion.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social The devil comes to Cornholme.
May 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
@cmr2.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social @allanj69.bsky.social @ashcampion.bsky.social @therealsnicks.bsky.social The devil comes to Cornholme.
So like… road trip to Cornholme anyone? Being your own porn to donate?
February 17, 2026 at 12:55 PM
So like… road trip to Cornholme anyone? Being your own porn to donate?
There can be no peace. Todmorden and therefore Cornholme are very nearly Lancashire. Ugh.
July 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
There can be no peace. Todmorden and therefore Cornholme are very nearly Lancashire. Ugh.
This is silly and probably unfair to the people of Hebden Bridge, but the first thing I always associate with the name of that town is this absolute classic, photographed at a mini-library in a nearby village (photo not my own):
![Some books, accompanied by a note in the window:
NOTICE
WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS [sic] PIT THAT IS
HEBDEN BRIDGE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7fcwf57r5irkkg26eg3q7rip/bafkreiabowqo4pdsfg47hxrxjk4jfgw5zaitacvchwsfwepiqnv4a45t3m)
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is silly and probably unfair to the people of Hebden Bridge, but the first thing I always associate with the name of that town is this absolute classic, photographed at a mini-library in a nearby village (photo not my own):
😯
It's not me . . .
I know Cornholme is full of godless crackheads . . .
It's not me . . .
I know Cornholme is full of godless crackheads . . .
April 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
😯
It's not me . . .
I know Cornholme is full of godless crackheads . . .
It's not me . . .
I know Cornholme is full of godless crackheads . . .
Here is the story: www.bbc.com/news/uk-engl...
Cornholme erotic books note attacks 'cesspit' Hebden Bridge
A village goes viral when an angry note appears on its book-swap box railing against "filthy" titles.
www.bbc.com
February 24, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Here is the story: www.bbc.com/news/uk-engl...
@cmr2.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social @allanj69.bsky.social @ashcampion.bsky.social "Self-published" on the back of the bus vouchers the free clinic gave you to get out of Cornholme. 😑
May 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
@cmr2.bsky.social @axfrommn.bsky.social @allanj69.bsky.social @ashcampion.bsky.social "Self-published" on the back of the bus vouchers the free clinic gave you to get out of Cornholme. 😑
Cornholme is God fearing?
CORN-HOLE-ME is God fearing???
CORN-HOLE-ME is God fearing???
August 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Cornholme is God fearing?
CORN-HOLE-ME is God fearing???
CORN-HOLE-ME is God fearing???
Cornholme not far from Pudding Lane and Pudsey as in the Bear I assume! And I never knew that Hebden Bridge was a cesspit maybe I should get out more?🤷♀️
April 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Cornholme not far from Pudding Lane and Pudsey as in the Bear I assume! And I never knew that Hebden Bridge was a cesspit maybe I should get out more?🤷♀️
Bit presumptuous of the Cornholme librarian. Sounds like something more likely to be seen in a red state in the USA.
August 11, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Bit presumptuous of the Cornholme librarian. Sounds like something more likely to be seen in a red state in the USA.
